Let's get this straight, okay just imagine an old lady with wrinkles, spectacles, and mean eyes is staring at you. Now imagine that you're watching your very deserving friends sitting in her chair being scolded at. Truth be told I was almost enjoying it. Their scolding would be better if I wasn't holding hands with a complete and utter git.
"Now what am I supposed to do with you two." She said averting her attention to Louis and I. Dad who was silent during this whole thing had spoken up.
"We could go to WWW ourselves and ask them about it." He suggested.
"Yeah, uh no." James said happily shaking his head.
"We. Asked them what it does and they have to stay like this for 'bout two, three days." Fred said smirking happily along with James. Me and Louis just glared at the two.
"Why on earth would you do that?" I asked using my free hand, you know the one that wasn't being held by git numero uno to pinch the bridge of my nose.
"The money." Fred exclaimed greedily.
"The entertainment." James said cooley.
I wonder why the act so alike. I mean it's just weird, they're just cousins, right? Anyway I wonder what would happen if the sun die-
"Well we're going to have to have them be in the same class," Mc-Scary-and-Intimidating said sadly, but what is it I detect: amusement, "then we have to have them sleep together since of course boys aren't allowed in girls dormitories."
My father spit out his water, mine and Louis's face turned oh so red, James and Fred were howling with laughter. Mc-Spectacles just looked confused then shocked. "Get your minds out of the gutter, we'll just have to push a sofa together. They should fit on that." She explained. Fred and James both calmed down a lot so I guess that's a good thing.
Louis's face though remained beet red and I couldn't tell if I didn't have a blush anymore. How can people tell they're blushing if no one else tells them? "What about showering?" He asked quietly.
"We have cleaning charms." Mc-Really-High-and-Tight-blBun said dryly.
"Okie dokie." I said swinging my legs back and forth. I can be very childish at times. "Can we go back to the common rooms?" I asked as innocently as possible.
"Yes of course, now you two detention for let's say a week."
"What that's unfair." They said in unison.
"Four weeks."
"That's ri-" we heard a thump and James face screwed up in pain. "perfectly fair."
I rolled my eyes before getting up and dragging Louis with towards the Gryffindor common rooms. I drag Louis up into the room ignoring the giggling fat lady.
"Oh young love such a wonderful thing." She says before me and Louis slam the door. "Rude, what have I ever done to you." I ignore her and walk over to one of the larger couches that could fit to second years or a small third year girl and average boy.
I sit there and stare at the fire unsure of what to do and not exactly oblivious to the rumors possibly being spread right now. Ostracization begins now.
"Hey," Louis says making me tear my full focus off of the fire, "we should play twenty questions." I can't help but look at him oddly.
"Why?" I ask in a very tired and drive voice.
"Because I'm stuck to you and I kinda want to know who I'm stuck to." He explains a bit to sarcastic for my liking.
"Sure." I say before turning so I'm face to face with him and our connected hands our facing the couch.
"What do you do in your free time?"
"I like to read." I answer, "Why do you always put on your veela charm?"
"To impress someone. Does it bother you?" He asked.
"No..." Louis looks at me as if I just killed a puppy and danced on it's grave, "yes..." Now he's smirking like a pompous git. "It's just so bloody annoying." I said, he just smiled then frowned. "Okay now if you had to vacation anywhere where would it be?"
"France. You?"
"I'm more of a California person, I think it would be fun to learn how to surf." I explained. "So I gotta ask, what do you think of my hair?" I asked him all in all seriousness glory.
He eyed it for like a minute and pulled one of my curly dark locks before answering, "In all honesty I kinda like it. It's adorable and i kinda want to braid it."
"Good luck with that in two to three days." I snort.
"Aww come on. Anyway, I know your dad's professor Longbottom and you have a younger half sister who James fancies but who's your mum?"
"My mum's Luna, Luna Lovegood. Though I'm pretty sure you've met the twins." I say not expecting his fangirling reaction.
"Your mom is the Luna Lovegood, the main editor for the quibbler and authorised a sports section." He says before squealing I simply raise my eyebrows because I can't raise one.
"Yeah, check out my eyes." I tell him, they're silver with a thin brownish circle surrounding it.
"Cool, now you gotta see mine." He says. I look into his to see the color is a solid cornflakes blue in one eye and a sparkling dark blue in the other.
"Wicked, okay, you win in eye coolness, but that's it." I say wagging my free finger in his face.
"Okay okay fine now shoot." He says getting an unofficial B- in urging people to ask him really personal questions. I'm ashamed.
"Okay, um how are you able to just stand your cousins for so long?" I ask.
"Which ones?" He clarifies. Does that count as a question. It should and it will.
"Roxanne, Fred, James, and Teddy."
"Them well Roxanne thought me how to do my hair and occasionally permanently dies it for me. Fred and James they're on my mental Slytherin list right now, Teddy, what do you have against him he's great."
"Well, Roxanne once did this thing we're she put full make up on me while I was sleeping. It was a pranking product and apparlently she was testing it out on me. I had to wear makeup for a full year. Teddy's dating your sister, Victoire." I say.
Louis just smilies. "Finally." I'm shocked he's not angry or overprotective.
"Their ship name would be Tectoire or Viddy." I say to myself. Louis just looks at me dumbfounded.
"You're a fangirl. Do you write fanfiction as well?"
"... Maybe." I say not entirely answering the question. "Are you a fanboy?" I asked. Louis tries to cross his arms. Keyword try. "Nice try but you know we were pranked so."
"Let's get revenge." He says smiling a bit to evilly for my liking.
"Sure... wait a second you. Darn you Weasley." I mutter under my breath. He smiles before getting out of the chair.
Suddenly some pounding is heard on the door.
"Open up. God. Why won't this stupid thing open up." My two brothers say in sync.
"Stop it hooligan and ruffian." The fat lady says trying to insult the boys. It didn't work. I feel bad for that portrait. I wonder if she ever says thank you or ever gets a good morning must be lonel-
"Fine we'll just say it from out here." Lysander says.
"Oh god." I say putting my face in my now -probably blushing- warm face.
"We heard you're dating the veela boy." Lorcan says. Does he enjoy this. He enjoys this way to freaking much. Louis looks highly offended at being called veela boy.
"Oh Godric." Louis mutters while doing the same as me. I just stomp over to the door feeling very bad for the portrait and annoyed. I think I might have possibly pulled Louis arm out of it's socket. Hmm... oh well.
I fling open the door. "Listen here. I did not want to hold hands with this idiot-"
"Hey I resent that" can you guess who said that.
"- all day. I was pranked. Now please just go away." I tell them before looking at the portrait. "Thank you for putting up with them and any other students. I'm sorry for being so rude earlier." I tell her before closing the door.
"I don't think your brothers or dad like me very much." Louis says sadly.
"No, no they do not."
Well that was chapter two. Gotta say I was hoping for more reviews but then again I posted this like four hours ago so you're forgiven.
QOTD: Who's your favorite HP character and why? R&R
