Disclaimer: Since I forgot the disclaimer in the prologue, I'm going to write it here… I don't own any of Transformers. I only own the plot of thi—oh shut up and get to the story already! So, here it is~!

Chapter 1

It was a huge defeat for the Decepticons as Megatron lost his soldiers, luckily, Hook had arrived in time to revive Starscream, Barricade, Shockwave, Soundwave and to throw Sentinel's body off to the ocean.

"YOU FAILED ME YET AGAIN, STARSCREAM!" Megatron roared aboard the Nemesis.

"Yeah, yeah, that's been the…" Starscream paused as he counted the times he had heard those words, "7th time you've said that to me!"

"Shut up! We are going to defeat the Autobots and celebrate our victory of a successful energon raid!" Megatron exclaimed and the Decepticons triumphantly saluted as they had their highgrade.

On around 1900, Knockout and Breakdown had come to replace Hook since he had things to do on Cybertron. The highgrade didn't stop until midnight where the 'cons had been very drunk or passed out. Knockout and Breakdown was 'behind closed doors', and Megatron was stuck with Starscream in his quarters.

"It's—hic—it was a great party—hic."

"Uh huh—hic." Starscream replied, drunk.

"I know—hic—I know how to make the night even better—hic!" Megatron exclaimed drunkly.

"Hit me—hic—hit me with your best shot!"

That morning Steve said to Steve, "Lord Megatron anywhere?"

"Nope." Steve said.

In his quarters on his berth, Megatron felt something or someone in his arms. He onlined his optics and the sight terrified him. Starscream was asleep—drooling for that matter—on his berth.

"STARSCREAM! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?"

"Lord Megatron! What is it? Did something happen? HOW DID I GET HERE?" Starscream stuttered and asked.

"You idiot! What are you doing here and drooling all over my berth?" Megatron screamed, jumping off his berth.

"I dunno, all I know is that last night… we had… highgrade," Starscream ended slowly, optics going wide.

"Oh yeah, we were celebrating the energon raid!" Megatron recalled. "Wait, if you're here, on my berth, in my quarters, doesn't that mean we…"

"I-I-guess—MEGATRON, YOUR CODPIECE!" Starscream pointed.

"Gah! Where is it? Where is it!" Megatron asked frantically, looking around. "I have a battle with the Autobots today!"

AUTOBOTS~DECEPTICONS

"Autobots! We have found the Matrix of Leadership! It has somehow got in the Decepticon base!" Optimus exclaimed.

"Ah, dunno Prime, it looks suspicious. Yah sure it's tha Matrix?" Ironhide asked suspiciously.

"No, it's Hagrid. Of course it's the Matrix!" Optimus said sarcastically as he hit Ironhide upside his head.

"Ow. Ratchet, Ah'm suspicious Optimus is drunk." He whispered to Ratchet as Optimus went to his quarters.

"Don't worry, he's always loopy before battle. If you pay attention closely, that's why he always locks himself in his quarters." Ratchet explained.

Bumblebee then came in and beeped.

"Yeah, just go target practice, kid. You need it tomorrow." Ironhide said, also heading to target practice.