Sorry for whatever wait I caused! I wrote this before and then it got deleted so I was annoyed at this app for a while (I'm writing this on notes)
Anywho~ I don't own durarara or hetalia!
Please review!
Izaya didn't like this chair. It was hard, cold, and didn't spin.
There was also the fact that he was in an interrogation room.
You see, the only other person that was deemed able to lift that meeting table would be America (or maybe Russia) but for all they knew Alfred had no relatives .(but I could've sworn he had a twin...) the countries were quite confused about the situation in general... But no one seemed to know what exactly had happened.
'Cept for the three Ikebukorians (Shinra, Shizou, and Izaya ) who were now sitting in front of a British man with monster eyebrows.
"Ve~!" Wait.
The Italian has a spinning chair.
Oh this will be SO easy!
"Now then." The British man sitting before him said. "How exactly was the blonde able to lift that chair?"
"I'll tell you if you answer one of my questions." Izaya smirked.
"I ask the questions here-"
"Do you have eyebrow dandruff?"
The man turned red. Ha! Gotcha.
Numerous attempts were made to smuggle information out of the future informant. But he wasn't really one to give out free information for no good reason.
Shinra's didn't go too well either.
Alfred wanted to be the one to interrogate the mad doctor, he was the hero of coarse! And he had watched enough Hollywood to know that this was probably the result of genetic experiments done by said doctor (A/N Shinra is wearing his lab coat).
"Okay," America started "I'll be straight with ya'. I believe that you a made him the way he is and that you have a alien-technology level serum you're using to take over the world."
If Shinra wasn't laughing before...
"Oh no!" He waved his hands around in the universal 'no' gesture. Celty would never marry me if I had anything to do with aliens!"
"So you're just a mad scientist?"
" I'm a doctor! If anyone is crazy it's Izaya!"
Cue the distant "THE FLEA'S STILL HERE!" And hysterical laughter.
"And if anyone is the 'mad scientist' then it's my father. He has the whole Frankenstein vibe going for him, with the gas mask and all..."
Alfred's face instantly softened.
"So you're the rejected genius son of a genius father?" (A/N iron man)
"..."
"Yeah, you could say that.."
Ivan had to hold Shizou down while Italy offered peace offerings of pasta (while waving his surrender flag) to calm the monster down.
Back with Izaya, they had yet to get an answer out of him. He used every avoidance tactic in the book. From insulting Arthur's eyebrows, to stealing Feli's chair.
Now it was Germany's turn.
"Izaya, why are you in Germany?"
To the surprise of many, he actually gave a straight answer.
"I came with my class on a field trip."
"Why?"
"To experience the wonders of the historical monuments." Even Italy could sense the sarcasm.
"There are no monuments on your class tour."
"Who said I was going on the tour?~"
Just then, Shizou noticed the smirking raven.
"GET OUT OF HERE FLEA!"
"Again, Shizu-Chan? You really need better insults."
"IZ-AY-YA!"
"Kesesesese~"
Wait. Hold it.
' That laugh' Germany thought.'I know that laugh'
"Kesesesese~"
Brüder.
