FE Frog: Another chapter of pain and suffering, plus misery for Shinon, but for us... It's just another 5 ways to annoy him.
Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Fire Emblem or 51 Ways to Annoy Murtagh
6. Whenever he's done saying something, you say, "Yeah, like we'll ever believe that!" very sarcastically.
Shinon was showing his apprentice, Rolfanator (had to put that there), how to make a bow, "If you stroke it gently with the knife, you won't have to worry about digging in too deep." He told the young archer while demonstrating on his own work.
"Yeah, like we'll ever believe that!" Mia said out of nowhere.
Rolf tried to conceal his utter amazement (and amusement) of the swordsmaster's stupidity to actually aggravate the older Sniper.
Shinon snapped the was-going-to-be bow in half. She was really getting on his nerves.
7. Poke him at random moments, and don't give him a straight answer as to why you are doing it, either.
Mia (sorry Shinon!) got bored. She had gone 2 days (!) without annoying the Sniper, and it was starting to catch up to her.
Shinon, on the other hand, was talking to Ike (even more !) when he felt someone jab him in the side. He excused himself for a moment.
"What do you want now, Mia?" he asked.
"What do you mean?" she replied stupidly.
"Why's you just poke me?"
"Did you know your hair is purple?" she said out of the blue.
"Uhh… I'll get back to you on that." As he was turning, she poked him again. He quickly spun around and asked her in a more hostile voice, "Why'd you just poke me?"
"There's a dragon behind you." She said. He turned around and frowned, while Mia laughed and poked him again.
"Stop poking me!"
"Your eyes are purple too."
8. Laugh at any and all plans he comes up with
Shinon was explaining to Soren an idea for the little strategist to use when there was a sudden burst of laughter. Shinon frowned and looked back to see the violet haired girl laughing so hard she was in tears. He shook his head and ignored her, he kept explaining to the little guy (had to put that also). Mia laughed harder and Soren just left. The plan didn't sound so interesting, anyway.
9. Follow him around and tell people that he learned everything he knows from you.
Mia was, (sadly) yet again, pretty bored. She thought up an idea and started following our unlucky sniper around camp.
He was talking to a bunch of random people who were telling him how good he was in battle.
Mia went up to one of the soldiers and told him, "I taught him everything he knows. I'm a good teacher, aren't I?" The soldier nodded and told the next soldier beside him.
The message went through the bunch like broken telephone when one of them asked the sniper who taught him.
"I taught myself." He answered plainly.
"This girl said…" before he could finish, Shinon was off, chasing a screaming Mia around the muddle of tents.
10. Whenever anyone asks you about him say proudly, "We're all very proud of him- all of us in the insanity response unit, that is- we just got him potty trained, too!"
"So… I heard that Shinon did the best in the battle yesterday." A random soldier told Mia. (Poor Shinon…)
"I know. We're all very proud of him- all of us in the insanity response unit, that is- we just got him potty trained too!"
"Mia…"
Mia's eyes widened right then, and in a few seconds, she was gone in a cloud of dust.
FE Frog: Okay, I let you guys off the hook this time, but next time I ain't updating until you people review! There have been, like, 66 hits in one day, and only 3 of you reviewed! Take this as a warning... Anyway. I hope y'all liked it!
