Sorry if this is bad. It kept deleting itself, so I rewrote most of it three times! Grr... anyway, own nothing. Sorry, if u were planning to sue me for all of D.C. I don' t own any of it. BTW, don't sue me. Pretty please?
Chapter 2
Wally grinned. What a great week! Amazon Lover seemed perfect. He wondered vaguely who she was, and why he felt as though he knew her from her picture, but didn't really care. Right now she was perfect. He didn't really want this perfect time between fairy tale and reality to slip away, but he definitely needed to know her.
Hey, Amazon Lover,
U like coffee?
Who do you think wrote this?
He waited patiently for the reply to come. After a little while (it always took a long time for the message to come, and Wally didn't know why, since they were usually pretty short) came the answer.
Nope.
He stared at it, his jaw dropped. She hadn't even elaborated. Then he tried to figure out if no meant 'No. I don't like coffee,' or 'No. I won't go on a date with you.' He sat at the desk. He didn't know how to respond to this, quite frankly.
But I like tea.
He jumped up in surprise and happiness. He typed furiously at the computer.
How about a little meeting between friends?
He paused and eyed the screen, fearing the worst, and hoping for the best: that this wonderful, beautiful girl, who loved everything he loved, who enjoyed all of his own shows, and who liked the Justice League, would say yes.
How about a meeting between people a little more then friends?
He fell off the chair, and his jaw smacked against his wood floors. He heard the person under him grumble and complain loudly about young people and their loud parties. He shrugged off the man and immediately went back to the computer. He had no idea how to respond.
"We're having coffee," Diana said, trying to act nonchalant. Hawk Girl grinned.
"That's great, Diana!" She said encouragingly. She had become Wonder Woman's editor and had rewritten her letter's to make them less... corny? And less desperate.
"So... should I tell him that I am Wonder Woman before the date, or when we meet?"
"I don't know on that one, Princess." Green Lantern walked in.
"What's up?" He asked. "What don't you know?"
"When Diana should tell WallWest182 that she is a Superhero who dresses in revealing clothes, wears a tiara, flies, and is a princess," She replied with a smirk.
"You shouldn't tell him," Green Lantern replied with a smile. "See how long it takes him to figure it out." Hawk Girl rolled her eyes as he continued. "See if he's as smart as he says he is." Wonder Woman frowned slightly.
"Maybe I will,"
"Huh?" Green Lantern asked, surprised.
"You said yourselves that he could be intimidated if he found out who I was." Hawk Girl glanced at John before Wonder Woman continued. "Besides, what if we don't work out? What would happen?"
"Nothing," Hawk Girl replied, then she pointed out, "You aren't even using an alias, or a secret identity." Wonder Woman shrugged.
"I don't think so." Diana replied surely. Hawk Girl shrugged.
"Your love life."
Batman stared at the security footage. He didn't care whether Diana dated or not. He was just looking out for the team. This guy could be a spy or something. And she was an asset to the team. Not that he cared about her. Well, he cared about her, but only as a teammate. And that's why he was looking up this guy, not because he was jealous. Because that is stupid. Batman doesn't get jealous. He gets interested. And that's why he was doing the background check. Sure, everything checked out so far, but he knew to be careful and scrutinizing. He continued his background check on Wally West. That's when Flash came.
"Bats," Flash said, as he skidded to a stop in the security room. Batman slipped the hand held computer into his belt, and demanded,
"What do you want?"
"You won't believe it!"
"Mm. Okay. Try me." Flash grinned.
"I got a date."
"Stop telling fairy tales, Flash," Batman muttered sarcastically.
"Oh, whatever. But I can't figure out what to wear. She seems classy. But in an informal kind of way." Batman sighed.
"What are you doing?"
"Coffee." His ears perked, though he didn't know why.
"Have you met her?" He found himself asking. It couldn't be Diana. Not that he cared. He noticed Flash beam at the interest.
"On the web," He explained. "She's great. She likes all the stuff I like, all the same bands. And she amazingly beautiful. Like all the Miss Americas in one," Why was he not surprised that Flash watched Beauty Pageants?
"Mm."
"And one time, Amazon Lover said-"
"What?!"
"What?"
"Amazon Lover?!"
"Yea. Her name on the thing." Flash replied.
It started with a small smile, then a smirk, then a grin, and then a full-fledged booming laugh. As Flash zipped out of the room, confused, he wondered why he had gone to Batman for dating advice. He made his way to Johns' as Batman continued to laugh, oblivious to the speedster's complete and utter confusion.
