Chapter 2: The Birds and the Birds
Summary: Brotherly love takes many forms.
Disclaimer: Yuuya and affiliated characters belong to Moa. This story is written without permission and for personal/fan/nonprofit entertainment purposes only.
Notes: Based upon this image from the fyhatofulboyfriend tumblr: post/14129091688
"Hey, Little Brother," Yuuya laughed, as he grabbed Sakuya's shoulders. "It's a big morning, no?"
Sakuya grimaced as he flinched away from his big brother's hands. "Yes, it might be. If you leave me alone and stop wrinkling the morning suit." He was certain that if he wasn't wearing a top hat, Yuuya might also be giving him a noogie.
"Ho, Sakuya, you can't tell me you haven't been waiting for this day with bated breath since the fair Hiyoko accepted your hand."
Sakuya's face softened. It immediately transformed again to something much less charitable at Yuuya's following words. "I know you're completely ignorant about relations between the sexes. So I, your elder brother, find it my duty to give you the benefit of my vast experience. You see, when a male and a female love each other very much -"
"I'm going to kill you," Sakuya promised, gritting his teeth.
"After the honeymoon," Yuuya said, winking.
Sakuya was tempted to punch his elder brother, but held back with what he thought was a most manly restraint. "After the honeymoon," Sakuya agreed.
