-chapter two-

Pairings: Guardians27 (1827, 8027, 5927, 6927, 3327and a little Adult!L27), X27, D27, B27, Arcobaleno27 (R27, Verde27, Skull27, Colonello27, F27)

When Tsunami woke up the next day, she knew something was wrong.

Leon was curled up on her chest (as usual), and the alarm clock was broken (as usual). She could see her uniform hanging on a chair (as usual), and that everything was still where they were the day before (as usual). But there was something wrong (not like usual).

A shiver ran up and down her spine. But she couldn't tell what was wrong!

Tsuna looked around nervously, gently placing Leon down onto her pillow. It barely stirred, making her smile (and momentarily forget the verybadfeeling). She gently stroked the back of its head, watching it continue to slumber. The little bubbles it made when it slept was really cute!

However, once she had her pet situated on the pillow comfortably, another shiver ran up her spine.

She'd always been sensitive to happenings around her (and sometimes, not around her)- but it had been completely boosted as if on steroids once she realized she had women's intuition on top of that! And her senses were going haywire because of something!

She could feel an ominous shiver wracking her slender frame. She highly doubted she was going to enjoy this day.

No matter how much she wished her life would be different – either more fun, or exciting, or romantic… – she had to continue with what she had, right?

Tsuna sighed sadly, walking over towards her closet. She could barely hold in the inevitable yelps (and curses and tearing sounds) as she struggled into her uniform, hopping about on one foot as she tried getting her leggings on, then the really short skirt, and finally her shirt- she gasped.

"Oh! I forgot!" She squeaked, rushing over to a drawer in the corner of the room, which was (metaphorically) gathering dust from its lack of use. Riffling through its contents (and occasionally blushing at what she found), she finally pulled out a plain, respectable undergarment that didn't have lace or frills or patterns.

She shuddered.

Her mother had questionable tastes in clothing– 'I mean, who would want to wear those?' She thought, horrified.

Tsuna thought she wouldn't ever be able to live down being seen in those horrible, disgusting lingerie things!

(She was being immature, yes, for a seventeen year-old, but seriously- she was still – so to speak – a social virgin. A virgin in romance too. And a real virgin. Eh- she was a virgin in practically everything! (Not that she was ashamed of it or anything – it was just weird. Never going on a date? Not even once? Pathetic!))

Once she'd squeezed herself into her clothes, she hopped over a fallen stack of papers – they were probably her reports, and/or incomplete homework – to head towards the mirror. She sighed, staring into it as she grabbed the brush that was right on front of her.

"… Dame as ever, Tsunami," she murmured softly to her reflection, dragging the teeth of her comb into the messy spikes that was her hair. She barely flinched when her hair got caught, being too used to it, tugging roughly at the brush. "HIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She let out a loud scream of pain when a thick clump of hair was pulled out of her scalp. "T-that hurt!" Tsuna mumbled tearfully, sniffling.

(Tsuna didn't even consider the possibility that that was an omen of her day. Silly girl.)

She glanced at the clock, wondering what time it was- "HIEEEEEEEE! I'M LATE!"

The brunette practically flew down the stairs with a figurative(?) nimbus of orange flames surrounding her. She zipped into the kitchen, swiftly grabbing an apple from the fruit bowl, before running out of the house with a muffled "I'm off!" to her mother – whom was nowhere in sight. Weird.

Panting heavily as she raced down the streets towards Namimori Chuugaku, she barely noticed a familiar looking man looking at her back, as if wondering what she was doing…

Tsuna squealed as she narrowly missed speeding cars, yelped as she dodged passersby, and shrieked when she ran into a pole. It wasn't her day- at all! Her breathing laboured as she reached her school, she looked around warily, entering through the front doors.

It was so… quiet. She could hear everything! The way her skirt swished against her thigh; the soft exhales she made; the flutter of hair against skin… Tsuna tiptoed her way towards her class, shivers running up her spine. It was very creepy. And scary. Like a haunted house. (She didn't like haunted houses.)

"… I-is… Is anyone here…?"

Her voice echoed through the empty corridor, making her tighten her grip on her bag. She was… all… alone?

Tsuna bit her lip. W-what if this was just a prank? Maybe someone j-just wanted to play a p-prank on her, because s-she was Dame-T-Tsuna and all… She sniffed, feeling tears well up. It- it wasn't very funny! Brushing away her tears, the brunette scurried into her classroom (tripping along the way), quickly sitting down on her seat. It was eight in the morning- so why wasn't anyone in class?

Her eyes closed of their own accord as she curled up on the seat, wrapping her arms around her knees. It was scary inside the school, especially with no one there.

She didn't like it!

Tsuna sniffed again, slowly drifting off as she rested her cheek against her knee, basking in the warm morning sun that was streaming through the window. She didn't notice the door swinging open behind her.

"… Herbivore. You're in school on non-school days. I'll bite you to death for breaking the rules."

"HIEEEEEE!" Tsuna shrieked in surprise as she was cornered against the wall by a darkly coloured teenager, a pair of gleaming tonfa his main feature. "D-don't hurt me!" She whimpered, cowering before the scary-guy-in-black-with-tonfa.

The teenager – she then realized that it was Hibari, the school prefect – sneered at her. "Die."

She screamed as those tonfa came down at her, flashing in the sunlight. She clamped her eyes shut, flinching back from the boy as-

… Wait.

She cracked an eye open, hesitantly. They both flashed open. "H-hieeeeee?" Tsuna yelped, eyes wide.

The person standing on front of her smirked at her, blocking the tonfa with a hand as he commented offhandedly, "Dame-Tsuna, if you're going to die, at least do it gracefully. Or I'll shoot you."

Tsuna stared at her saviour in shock. "Y-you're just a baby!"

"Just noticed, idiot?"

Her eyes rolled back, and a sardonic snort was the last thing she heard before she fainted.

-x-

It was weird.

She could hear voices.

And they were talking about…

Something.

"Yes, that is the reason why I'm stuck, temporarily, in this fo- … Hey. Maman. She's awake."

"Oh my! Tsuna-chan! You're awake? I can't believe that you went to school on Saturday- did you faint because of the shock of finding out? How silly of you! It's really cute though~ My little Tsuna-tenshi-chan! Ooh, some people brought some flowers in for you- aren't they wonderful? It's so great that you have such nice friends… Even though they were wearing suits… Oh well! You're just like your daddy! Having friends in high places, and everything! Ooh, and Reborn-chan brought you here- isn't he a sweetie? I can't wait for his friends to arrive in Japan as well. It's going to spice up our lives so much! There's Carronerro, Raru Muruchi, I-Pin, Berude…"

Nana squealed in happiness, completely oblivious to the fact that she pronounced most of the names wrongly.

"We're going to have so much fun together! I can't wait to have more kids around the house~"

The girl's eyes were wide as she watched her mother continue to talk, fluffing up her pillows as she did so. "R-Reborn? Who's he?" She asked almost fearfully. It c-couldn't be that scary guy, right? She didn't really l-like scary p-people…!

"Ciaossu."

She yelped when she noticed a child on her lap, and a wicked grin on his face.

"HIEEEEEEEEEEE! W-w-who are you? W-why are you on my lap?" Tsuna's eyes were wide as she stared at the baby, trembling. Wasn't this-… T-this baby was the one that s-saved her from the scary guy!

Nana had a pout on her face at her 'tenshi-chan's' words. "Tsuna-chan… Don't be so rude! Reborn-chan's going to be staying with us indefinitely, and he'll be sharing your room with you! We need to make space for the other people, when they arrive, right? I'm going to be preparing dinner now- play nicely with Reborn, Tsuna-chan!" The woman then pet Reborn on the head, before floating out of the room with a soft hum.

The brunette gulped when the door shut behind her mother with a soft thud! "… E-eh…" She smiled weakly. "H-hi, Reborn-chan-"

The baby suddenly glared at her. "Don't refer to me with that feminine honorific."

Tsuna blinked. "… What?"

Did that baby just- just talk back to her?

Reborn smirked, as if he knew what she was thinking. However, his eyes were still sharp. "Call me Reborn… sama."

Her jaw dropped, and she stared at the baby as if it formed a new head. 'Reborn… sama…?' Even her thoughts had a hysterical tone to it. Was he being serious? Tsuna didn't really want to refer to the baby as 'sama'- it would mean that he was of a higher stature than she was! And that was, frankly, ridiculous-

"HIEEEEEE?" She squealed loudly when she felt hands gripping her tooshort skirt, and she tried getting Reborn's hands off her clothes-? Tsuna let out a louder squeal when his baby-sized fingers began pulling at her shirt, making it really close to ripping!

The baby narrowed his eyes on her, looking pleased (in an annoyed way, if that was possible) that he had her attention. "I want a bath. Bathe me, slave."

… And it was with those words that Tsuna found herself inside her bathtub, drenched with boiling hot water, with a sadistic baby sitting on her lap with a water gun in his hands.

An unbidden blush appeared on her cheeks when the baby began to snuggle into her chest. "R-Reborn?" She stuttered as she felt his tiny body mould into her own, his hands gripping her waist and his legs wrapped around her hips. She heard the baby sigh, and her blush darkened when his cheek rested against her cleavage. H- he was practically molesting her!

And he was only, er, four years old!

"Wash my hair." Reborn drawled lazily… though he didn't make a move to help her. He rather liked her body. It was soft. And warm. And natural. … Unlike some other women he knew. A snort left his lips, garnering a curious (and frightful) look from the brunette.

Tsuna tentatively cupped some water in her hands, before releasing it onto his head (her breath hitched, as if anticipating the baby's fury) and wetting his hair. She made sure it didn't go into his eyes – he would complain a lot if she did! Once his spiky locks were completely drenched, she reached over to grab the shampoo bottle, trying to ignore Reborn's stare on her… more intimate areas. Tsuna was pretty sure that four year olds weren't supposed to be that fixated on breasts!

"… They're tiny."

The brunette's eyes widened, and she stared at the child. "H-heh?" What was that s-supposed to mean?

Reborn smirked at her evilly as she gave him a watery-eyed look.

She didn't have small breasts!

(She did.)

-x-

It was just like that, that multiple days passed by.

Tsuna was demoted from single-child-of-a-sweet-mother to Reborn's-slave-student-thing, while the child-monster continued to rise in ranks within the Sawada household. Even Leon preferred to be around Reborn than her!

The girl could've cried.

"No-Good-Tsuna! I'm going to school with you today." Reborn said confidently, sipping the cup of coffee(!) as Tsuna entered the kitchen in her too-small-and-entirely-inappropriate uniform. She didn't even try to dissuade the baby, being too used to his antics. (She did sigh, but he ignored that.)

He'd have to change her comfort soon enough, to keep the girl on her toes.

Reborn smirked when Tsuna sat down beside him, immediately crawling onto her lap and opening his mouth expectantly. He ignored Nana squealing, about how cute they looked together or something as inane as that, as a spoonful of miso soup entered his mouth, followed by rice and a bit of sausage. After chewing and swallowing, he watched the girl feed herself, before giving him more food to eat.

(Ah, this was exactly how he loved his day to start – being fed by a slave.)

Nana bustled around the kitchen, humming to herself. "You two are going to be late if you don't hurry to school~" She chirped helpfully, wiping Reborn's face clean of any grime (not that his perfect face had any).

Tsuna's eyes widened. "H-HIEEEEEEE! It's already seven-fifty! I only have ten minutes left before school starts!" The girl frantically grabbed her bag from the floor, clueless to the fact that Reborn was now situated on her shoulders, gripping her unruly hair for more stability. Hibari-senpai was going to bite her to death if she was late again!

The baby wondered whether he should tell her that her that there was going to be a new student in her class, who was going to be quite volatile…

Nah. He wasn't that nice after all!

-x-

A/N: And here… It's Reborn and Kyouya's intro chapter! Next chappie, it's going to be Gokudera, Yamamoto, Ryohei and some others… (By the way, chapters will grow in length as time goes by! Yay!) – And also, about the "familiar looking man", he'll come in next chapter.

:) DOUBLE YAY!

(… I realize that whenever I attempt to write a fem!character fic, I always end up mentioning their breasts. Boob fetish, anyone?)

ANSWERS TO ANONYMOUS REVIEWERS:

friendship27uke: :D thanks for the lovely review! While, yes, it'll start off (somewhat) with R27, I'm going to add some other pairings at the same time- you know, to keep the action and tension going? Also, I think that you'll enjoy some of the bits I'm going to add- but I shouldn't say anything more! xD You're going to find out the entire story! :O

KuroYume: I love your penname! Black Dream… er, anyways, I should probably get back to answering this. xD I added Fon for you- but I should say that it's probably not going to be as noticeable as the other pairings, namely 1827, or B27… :) But don't worry! Fon'll have his share of the love! (lol, I feel bad for pimping out Tsuna.)