Author's notes: Here is another chapter, and this is the one that ASAP hadn't been able to continue with, so this is mostly all my ideas.
Toshiro: At least I'm not in the music video.
FireWing Pegasus: Watch it or else I might just put you in their.
Toshiro: -sigh- Hashira owns nothing but her ideas, enjoy.
"Wait!" Mokuba called as he ran in the room just before they started playing the music, "You called, FireWing?"
/Yes Mokuba, I need you to video tape us, and that is no longer your brother, but a 'foxy' cosplayer. Think you can handle the job? If you can, you will be recognized as a big kid, and we will stop saying Shut up Mokuba./ FireWing asked.
"Yes, FireWing." Mokuba said, happy that he will finally be a big kid.
"Wait, she can talk in the form of a horse?" Seto asked.
"Why yes. She says that since ordinary horses can't talk, she uses her magic to talk with telepathy to anyone she wants. She also says that you aren't my brother but a 'foxy' cosplayer." Mokuba said as he took out his camera.
"WHY IN THE NAME OF RA IS HE TAKING OUT A CAMERA!?" All the darks and Joey and Malik asked, and ASAP started laughing her ass off.
"He is our servant, and if he can video tape this, then he will be recognized as an adult." ASAP said and pretty much glomped him for sheer cuteness. "Now, on with the video!"
/Wait, let me use music to change Duke's theme song from I'm Bringing Sexy Back to What Does the Fox Say./ FireWing says as she and Duke glow, before saying, /Now we can go./
Music starts playing and they all get into positions as ASAP starts singing.
"Dog goes…" ASAP starts and Joey goes, "Woof." and Seto is trying not to laugh.
"Cat goes…" ASAP sings and Bakura says, "… Meow" and then FireWing goes, /Where is the enthusiasm?/
"Bird goes…" ASAP points to Marik who gets an insane look and says, "Tweet, Tweet, I am Mr. Tweetums!" while FireWing smacks his face with her tail.
"And Mouse goes…" ASAP looks at Ryou who goes, "Eep, S-squeak."
"Cow goes…" ASAP glares at Tea who sighs and says, "Moo."
"Frog goes…" Everyone looks at Jaden who was playing with he webbed gloves and says, "Ribbit… I mean Croak."
"And the Elephant goes…" at that moment, Tristan farts and he says, "What? I tooted." FireWing uses magic to pin Tristan to the wall, and keep him in a smell proof area while she gets a mask for her nose.(She is a horse, she can smell fear so how potent do you think a fart is?)
"Duck say…" ASAP sings after fanning away the smell and Malik says, "Quack."
"And fish go…" amazingly, no theme music plays as the song is already playing, when Duke says, "I blub sexily."
"And the seal goes…" FireWing levitates a shadowy hand over to Yugi and bitch slaps him 3 times, resulting in, "Ow, ow, ow."
"But there's one sound, that no one knows… WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!" ASAP sings while dancing and glares at Seto with Mokuba and the older Kaiba goes, "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
"WHAT THE FOX SAY?!"
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
"WHAT THE FOX SAy?!"
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
"WHAT THE FOX SAY?!"
"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
"What the Fox say?!" ASAP asked again, before singing, "Big Blue eyes, Pointy nose, Chasing Mice and digging holes." at chasing mice, Ryou gulped and hid behind Bakura before running when he remembered Bakura was a cat.
"Tiny paws, Up the hill, Suddenly you're standing still." While ASAP is singing, FireWing and Mokuba are forcing Seto to dance, while Mokuba is still filming.
"Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise." when ASAP sings that line, snickering is heard and Joey's thoughts are, 'Only to me in bed.' and FireWing knows that she is next.
"But if you meet, a friendly horse…" FireWing walks over to Seto and thinks, 'I am hardly that friendly around him' and then does a horsey smirk.
"Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse? mo-o-o-o-orse? mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that ho-o-o-o-orse? ho-o-o-o-orse? ho-o-o-o-orse?" FireWing starts hitting the ground with her hoof and then Seto does the same with a pan and a stick, and they 'talk' to each other.
"WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!"
Seto sighs and sings, "Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!"
"WHAT THE FOX SAY?!"
"Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!"
"WHAT THE FOX SAY?!"
"A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee!"
"WHAT THE FOX SAY?!"
"A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!" Yami actually joined in with Seto in singing that line while actually subconsciously moving his body very sexily and somehow moving his tail like it has a mind of it's own. (XD)
"What does the Fox say?!" ASAP sings while keeping an eye on Yami with FireWing, before mood music plays and she sings, "The secret of the fox, Ancient mystery, somewhere deep in the woods, I know you're hiding."
"What is your sound? Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery. What do you say?! You're my guardian angel! Hiding in the woods. What is your sound?"
FireWing nickers(the horse equivalent to a chuckle) and uses shadow magic to summon a dancing Fox Fire(actual duel monster) with an auto tune voice singing, "Wa-wa-way-do wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do."
"Will we ever know?
"Bay-budabud-dum-bam."
"I want to-"
"Mama-dum-day-do."
"I want to- I want to know!"
"Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do." and with that, everyone stops singing and dancing and the Fox Fire goes back to the domain of the beasts, and FireWing goes back to human form smirk.
ASAP and FireWing walk over to Mokuba, who hands over the camera willingly, and drag him out of the room so he doesn't get beaten to a pulp, before they lock the door to the room, so they can change clothes.
"We will be back in a few hours with this video a files on our computers and on DVDs, that way we can all watch this funniness." FireWing laughs from the other side of the door and everyone can feel her smirk, as they gulp and look at each other and can't help but laugh at each other despite the situation.
Author's notes: For those that don't know, here is what we had said in Morse Code:
(FireWing: you are so lucky that I know morse.
Seto: I speak morse too, at least Im not an 'ass' (He means the wild african donkey, not the butt)
FireWing: You do know that I can kick your face and either put you in the hospital, or kill you, right?
Seto: I don't care, I would rather die than wear this costume.
FireWing: I can use my magic to actually turn you into a fox.
Seto: I take everything back, cuz once Mokuba sees me as a fox, I will be trapped in eternal torment.
FireWing: Don't you mean, the most adorable cuddleness that brothers can do?
Seto: ... I think ASAP is going to sing something different now.)
Toshiro: Did the readers need to know that?
FireWing Pegasus: Yes, now do the line, I'm thinking of adding you next chapter.
Toshiro: -shivers at idea- Fine, Please review if you want her to post the next chapter.
