Puck: Yes. I. Am. Royalty.
And I declare that ery04 doesn't own Sisters Grimm or Peter pan.
Puck trickster king of everything ugl…
Shut up Sabrina! AND NO THEY DON'T GET THE POINT!
(That was Puck)
Chapter 2: Step 1. Get the rivals to sit civilly in the same room.
"I HATE YOU!" screamed Puck
"I HATE YOU MORE!" exclaimed Pan
"I HATE YOU MOST!" shouted Puck
"I HATE YOU… MORE THAN MOST!" shrieked Peter
"I LOATH YOU!" screeched Puck
"Where did you learn that word?" asked Pan
"In the school year you didn't make it up to! You know Kindergarten!" replied Puck
"SHUT UUP!" Sabrina bellowed
The two teenagers stopped fighting with Puck's fist about to hit Pan's face and pan's teeth sinking into the skin of Puck's left arm.
"Now if you two are quite finished…" Sabrina started
"We're not!" Replied Puck
"Shut up stink pot or I'll show you the future!" Sabrina threatened
"The future? What? How is that a threat?" Puck asked
"I'll knock you into next Tuesday if you want." Sabrina said
"No. Tuesday's are bad for me. Bath day." Puck shivered at the last two words.
"Understandable." Shrugged Sabrina.
"What have u got in your hand?" Puck asked and then realized what it was. "NO! KEEP IT AWAY! IT'S TOO PAIN FULL!"
"What's his problem?" Pan questioned
"He's scared of books and hates everything to do with them." Sabrina explained while watching Puck run across the living room from each side throwing pillows and everything everywhere.
"PUCK IF YOU SIT DOWN NOW I WILL BUY YOU 100 DOUGHNUTS!" Shouted Sabrina
"So what's it about? Who wrote it? Where is it set? Who's the main character? There better be pictures I don't cope well with too many words!" Puck said in one breath as he flew across the room and sat down on the couch in a flash.
"This is a book…" Sabrina started
"We know that already! Thank you Captain obviousness!" said Puck
"It's captain obvious, stupid!" commented Pan
"I KNEW THAT!" Puck replied angrily
"Then why didn't you say it right?"
"I'm royalty, so I can say what I want, when and how I want." Puck reminded him. Which just made Sabrina sigh. Ever since Puck had come to live with them all she heard was ' Sabrina, I'm royalty so do this!' 'Sabrina, I'm royalty so do that!'. Remembering those moments made her smile. No matter how many times Puck reminded the Grimm's that he was royalty, he would soon lose a couple of teeth. She remembered a particular time in the Grimm house-hold:
"!" Puck wined
"What stink-pot?" Sabrina replied
"Sabrina, I'm royalty and I just dropped my sandwich in the sand in the park and I can't find it so go find it for me." Puck ordered
"Well does royalty know that he is about to be pounded by my little friend who is also called my fist?" Sabrina said
"Uh… sorry royalty is busy at the moment… please leave your message after the beep!" laughed Puck nervously
"*$#!" Sabrina screamed
"I don't mean that kind of beep!" commented Puck loudly
"Here's my message!" Sabrina shouted
THWACK!
When Sabrina came back to reality Puck and Peter were staring at each other seething so much that it seemed that hatred was pouring out of their mouths.
"Well that's step 1 done!" smiled Sabrina
Both everafters stopped stared and said in unison:
"What?"
