Disclaimer – I don't own warriors, Firestar or any other cats (if I did Graystripe would still be deputy)
20 ways to freak out Tigerstar
1 – Dye his fur bright ginger, so that he looks like Firestar
2 – Tell him that Glee and The Hills have been cancelled
3 – Hide his personal mirror in the Sky Oak/Great Sycamore
4 – Steal Tigerstar's makeup bag and give it to Firestar
5 – Let Darkstripe use all of Tigerstar's makeup
6 – Make Firestar immortal
7 – Force him to listen to Firestar singing in the shower
8 – Tie him to a chair and give Bluestar a flamethrower
9 – Lock him in a room with Gok Wan for 24 hours
10 – Force him to sing 'I'm a little teapot' at a gathering
11 – Film number 10 and put it on youtube
12 – Make him Firestar's personal slave
13 - Turn him into a kitty piñata and give a large stick to Bluestar
14 – Dress him up in pink and turn him into a kittypet
15 – Change his name to Tiggerclaw
16 – Shave all his fur off during Leaf-bare
17 – Tear down his posters of Robert Pattison and add them to the pile of Firestar's
18 – Fill his den with pictures of Firestar
19 – Give Goldenflower a bazooka
20 – Shove dynamite down his throat and pull the trigger
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