Disclaimer – I don't own warriors, Firestar or any other cats (if I did Graystripe would still be deputy)

20 ways to freak out Tigerstar

1 – Dye his fur bright ginger, so that he looks like Firestar

2 – Tell him that Glee and The Hills have been cancelled

3 – Hide his personal mirror in the Sky Oak/Great Sycamore

4 – Steal Tigerstar's makeup bag and give it to Firestar

5 – Let Darkstripe use all of Tigerstar's makeup

6 – Make Firestar immortal

7 – Force him to listen to Firestar singing in the shower

8 – Tie him to a chair and give Bluestar a flamethrower

9 – Lock him in a room with Gok Wan for 24 hours

10 – Force him to sing 'I'm a little teapot' at a gathering

11 – Film number 10 and put it on youtube

12 – Make him Firestar's personal slave

13 - Turn him into a kitty piñata and give a large stick to Bluestar

14 – Dress him up in pink and turn him into a kittypet

15 – Change his name to Tiggerclaw

16 – Shave all his fur off during Leaf-bare

17 – Tear down his posters of Robert Pattison and add them to the pile of Firestar's

18 – Fill his den with pictures of Firestar

19 – Give Goldenflower a bazooka

20 – Shove dynamite down his throat and pull the trigger

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