A/N: I'm turning this into a challenge, comment with any character and I'll dig deep into the dark pits of fanfiction for reference, oh believe me I will...
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
I am the KING! The only TRUE king of the realm! Bow before me, NOW…
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*After 29 seconds of awkward silence*
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NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW. Or I'll have you all killed! Ouch! Mummy, they're bullying me! Mummy… mummy… MUMMY!
*We must regretfully notice you all that King Joffrey Baratheon has received a papercut and is, unfortunately, unable to complete this letter"
Joffrey
A/N: Had to get this out, I simply loath the boy, best thing he did was dying XD
