A/N: I'm turning this into a challenge, comment with any character and I'll dig deep into the dark pits of fanfiction for reference, oh believe me I will...


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I am the KING! The only TRUE king of the realm! Bow before me, NOW…

*After 29 seconds of awkward silence*

NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW. Or I'll have you all killed! Ouch! Mummy, they're bullying me! Mummy… mummy… MUMMY!

*We must regretfully notice you all that King Joffrey Baratheon has received a papercut and is, unfortunately, unable to complete this letter"

Joffrey


A/N: Had to get this out, I simply loath the boy, best thing he did was dying XD