chapter 2 is the dinner scene again not beta read so dont jduge ok thanks. anyway have a good day and enjoy

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The dinner was quite and intimate, Fire Lord Ozai made sure to have them eat on a balcony overlooking the beautiful sunset. They sat across from each other, the only thing separating their thirsty bodies was a small wooden table. Although Squidward was apprehensive of having sexual intercourse with the fire lord due to his mothers recent passing he couldn't deny the man had a sort of animal magnetism to him. Squidward wasn't sure he could keep his tentacles off the man.

As the night went on the two men casually conversed about their common interests. And the two also casually flirted with each other. Ozai of course made the first move.

"You know I have never laid eyes on a squid as handsome as you" ozai said

Squidward not picking up on ozais signals replied "I'm actually an octopus but my mother wanted me to have a more culturally appropriate name"

Squidward then felt the weight of the reality that his mother was gone. Ozai immediately picked up on Squidwards shifting mood and decided to share his similar story of how his mother passed.

"You know I had lost my mother also" ozai said solemnly

Squidward looked up and for the first time he noticed the beauty in the fire lords eyes.

"I had no idea, I guess you really do feel my pain" Squidward said

"Yes, I was only a young man who I lost her" ozai said "and I vowed to myself I wouldn't have sex with a single man that whole week" ozai then chuckled "that was also the week I met and married my wife"

"A wife?" Squidward asked unsure if ozai was as gay as him

"Don't worry shes dead or gone or something, I think they tell us about her fate in a comic or some shit" ozai said

"Are you... not gay" Squidward asked

"No you misunderstand" ozai replied "my father forced me into that marriage so that I may produce a worthy heir to the throne" as Ozai said that Squidward faintly heard a voice that sounded like edgy teenager with a ponytail pleading for something to be gentle on him.

"Without my mother to stop my father I was forced into a marriage with a woman I couldn't stand" ozai said drowning out the sound of the edgy ponytail teen.

"Of course I had many lovers while married to that harpy, I even had a fling with a water tribe chieftain" ozai sighed "but that's a story for another day"

Squidward was completely captivated by this man, he was everything SpongeBob wasn't and more. But Squidward wouldn't have the sex with him, at least not until he knew how ozais mom was kill.

"If you don't mind me asking how did your mother died" Squidward asked

It was then that Squidward knew he went too far. He saw Ozai look down and a single tear drop fell down his face. Squidward was about to apologise but then ozai spoke up.

"It's not a tale I like remembering but if it will help you with your problems then I'll share it" ozai said "my mother...died... choking on calamari" ozai choked out on the verge of tears.

Squidward looked at his lap, he thought to himself 'this man had poured his heart and soul into telling me about his mothers death, I think he might be the one' Squidward then looked up and saw that ozai was getting ready to leave possibly to go kill himself, Squidward had to think fast to save this mans life.

"How would you like to choke on some calamari" Squidward said in a sultry voice.

Ozai looked at the squid(octopus) in front of him, he was just about to leave to kill himself but the octopus' words resonated with him. He knew Squidward was the one he wanted to spend his life with but first he had some calamari to eat


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