Dear Funny Fiery Fireball,

I must inform you that the School House has already gone to great trouble and expense to paint out the graffiti in question, so your offer to do so will not be necessary. I feel that you still fail to grasp the seriousness of your repeated acts of vandalism. If there are any further incidents of this kind, you are likely to be looking at an anti-social behaviour order, as well as a permanent exclusion.

As things stand, you remain excluded until the October break. I hope to see a marked improvement in your class work, attitude and behaviour one the new term begins.

Yours sincerely,

Professor Pete