AN:The second book of this nonsense
MYRINNIA Bubble Star Anne Wizardsworth
AND DA SNAPE ROOM
My name is MYRINNIA Bubble Star Anne Wizardsworth. I am supa pretty I have big blue eyes a tiny little nose a amazing tan an wavy blonde hair. My stupid ex boyfriend harry has ugly brown eyes an ugly scar that looks like da letter n an ugly glasses and a ugly DRESS an a ugly FACE. He is stupid an i hate him. Draco is supa awesome an he has bald head and is supa sparkly and cool so he wears sunglasses an he wears awesome clothes like tshirts an jeans so much betta dan haaryds DRESS an he is so cute but im sxcared hill be a jerk like harry so i havent asled him out yet. We did kiss afta he saved me from squierell. But he probably is so sos o so so s o so so so os attrective., he is in silverden da loser house but he is no loser. Swuirel put him der. Squirel is evil but we dont have to worry cause i killed him with ma supa ninja karate moves dat Dumbledoor taught me do i cud fight squierel. Tho i shud have usefd ma magic caz dumbledoor is evil. Over da summer i found out dat he was a crimminal and he robbed stuff an waz a secret agent for da noseless goth guy (who is also squirel). I got on da hogwetrs Xpresso an we drove to hogwerts . da train took foreva too get ta hogwerts cauz hogwerts is da last stop so it took foreva!1111!11!1 for dinner we ate kfc whill the sortin bat sotred peple. Center Professor make Google who is the new head headmistress mr. said that the library is now and forever Band. Den we at more KFC for dessart. I was having some troule with my hamwork so I went to the liberery but there was an evil guard guarding the library. So i Karate chop the guard and vent and hit him with ma magic When I was reading in the library I found out about a potion dat waz called ….prune juice potions ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !It chanjws ur apprentice ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! To make it you need to haz somewern bet you up to bet u up with karate ninja moves. We bet up squirel so that is how how he became the evil noselesss gath guy. The second ingedint is a dead 3 head Doggy. prun juice poton is one of the ingreient in da Wizard Rock DUN DUN DUN ! ! ! ! ! ! Den Professor MC Google showed up she yells WHY YO going to the library it is badend foreva ! ! ! ! ABLEt wud punish you so bad but he in sant mango so I am going to punish you You must go to the Fobbiden 4est End rak levs. "I hate yerd work " I scremed ! ! ! Don mak me the yard work " Den ProFF Lukhart showed up he is dark arts Professor because squirl is dead. "I wel doo her yard work " Make Google scremed because she waz outsmarted. End Lockhart told me that I should be careful because there is a evil peple at school actualy der r # evil pearsan ! is your ex boyfriend happy ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Is a reason why library is bad it is because there is a Evil Book bear it is called the book of squirrel and it can bring squirrel back to life so beware Den heart left. Dan Draco showed up. "Hey Maria do you want to go to the concert it is in Hogsmed." I sad now caz i waz scarred abuot wat lukhert told me. Den i went to the concert without draco. IT WAS AMAZIND ! DA sining with was so amazing an she could sin so well. I was danxomf to da moosic when i saw a hansome stanger. IT WAS ….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….….…. DRACO MALFOY! AN HAPPY WAS DER TWO!I waz jelos of harry so i spid an dem. Happy sad, "You are so cool Draco, if you help me i will get yo ot ov silverden an intoo hufflepuff. Rob an Jenny an me need your help. You are da only ! cool aneth too brek into da libirery." Den Draco said "I WILL ONLY IF YOU MOVE MRYIIA INTOO HUFFLEPUFF TWO CAZ I LOVE HER!111!111!1!1!1!1!" "NO I SCREMED DON HELP DEM GET DA BOOK A SQUIRELL LUKHERT WANED ME ABOUT DEM DAY R EVIL AN WANT TO BRING SQUILLELY BACK FROM DA DED!111!11111!11!1!" I scremed. "HARRY den sad IF U WILL NO HELL UZ DEN U WILL HELL UZ!" And den a scret door opened up. IT waz relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly relly big. And den a giant SNAPE Came out ov da scretet dor! Den the SNAPE killed Hermayo! Den da sorting bat and Fax machine da parrot cam an the griant Snape tred to kill uz. ROB an Jenny showed up (dey are ninjas) an dey kidknapped draco! Harry pulld da bat out of da ar and yonkefd a sword out of da batz through. Da bat waz ded an happy waz armed. Den fax machine killd da giant SNAPE. THe EVil guard fom da liberey cam an it waz MC Google! She waz drinkin prune juice to look lik him! She gav happy da book o squirel. Happy brot squirel back an we arested harry, but squirel escaped. DEN WE ATE KENTUCKEY FRIED CHICKEN!
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