~Yup. Reason I was not on eariler... you guessed it! DETITION! I can't even spell it write.
Anyhow, I was running to class and my mean arch-enemy-teacher-thing gave me a detention because I forgot to come to Study Hall. *growls* Gonna... kill... someone!~

Flash and Sloefur were standing up on the stage again. The toms, a.k.a. "helpers", were backstage, making coffee. "So. Zero songs, etc. So... what'cha wanna do today?" Sloefur squeaked.

Suddenly there was a bushy-tailed blur.

"SANDTAIL!" they shrieked as the sandy-brown she-cat walked in. She nodded.

"How'd you know we were here?" asked Flash.

"Easy. White House infos are easy to hack," Sandtail replied happily. Suddenly Flash turned and saw a familar black tom with silver stripes...

"Viperstrike? Is everyone coming here?" Sloefur snarled.
"Can't say hey to your nephew?" he growled at her.

"Nephew?" asked Sandtail. "Your the same age."

"I adopted him for my nephew," Sloefur replied.

MEANWHILE...


Bluestar was hiding in a box. She was licking something. The camera-cat walked over and shoved the camera in, and they found her licking pineapple.

"Pointy on pineapple hurt!" she exclaimed and stuck out her tongue, which was swollen.

Bluestar then noticed something. She turned and saw the new aquarium that Sloefur had... "bought"... and ran forward. "SQUISHY!" she squeaked and dived in.

She swam towards a small shark. She patted him and somehow said underwater, "Good Squishy." The shark bit her, drawing blood and sending a LOT of sharks towards her.

"I call you Spotty, you Freddy, you Feathery, you Hardy, you..." She yelped as the biggest shark bit her. "...YOU BITEY!" Squishy and his family bared their teeth and attacked.

FADE MEANWHILE...


Flash and Sloefur were looking up.

"Why's Sandtail on the roof?" asked Tallstar.

"Our two helpers aren't helping... gotcha!" Sandtail said and grabbed the lightbulb.

Camera zooms in to Demonheart, Snakeclaw, and Viperstrike who were knocked out with a familar hedgehog standing beside them. Finally Flash announced, "Today's song is going to be Imma Be by the Blacked Eye Peas-" Suddenly Sloefur and Sandtail ran up in ghost-hunting outfits.

"WHO YA GONNA CALL!" they yelled.

"GHOST BUSTERS!" screamed the cats.

Flash squeaked as Oakheart and other RiverClan cats ran out with white sheets over them.

Oakheart and Crookedstar pounced at Flash, who screamed and ran around with them chasing.

"HELP! RABID GHOSTS!" she screamed as Oakheart hit her playfully over the shoulder.

Sandtail and Sloefur said, "GHOST BUSTAS!" and ran up to him with a mini-vacume and started to suck his sheet in. He then started dancing stupidly while Sloefur and Sandtail chased more ghosts.

Bluestar suddenly poked her head out of the curtain, her fur soaking wet and covered with blood, and she said, "Ghosts hunt cats. Bluestar run now!" She raced away.

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Yo sittin on the couch, watching TV and your like, "Maybe I'll go to school next year..." NO! Do it right now-!

Flash rocked back and forth while the ghosts sat back down and Sandtail walked up to Sloefur.

"D'ya mind if I go on a date with Viperstrike?" asked Sandtail.

Sloefur was on her cell phone and she growled, "For the last time, Greendawn! I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR TEDDY BEAR!"

"I'll take that as I yes!" Sandtail squeaked and the two cats walked off.

Hosts: Flash, Sloefur, Demonheart, Snakeclaw, Sandtail, Viperstrike

Flash: WAS IT GOOD, BAD-
Sloefur: Where'd my nephew go?
Flash: OR WAS IT AWESOME? Comments are welcome, critism, and songs!
Demonheart: Reapting: songs
Sloefur: Really, where's my nephew?