"Come on! It's a great idea!"
"Quite the contrary, it's the dumbest idea I've ever heard." Dark Mikey rolled his eyes.
"That's just 'cause I'm suggesting it, isn't it?"
"No, it's because there is no possible way that would work!"
"Oh yes there is," said Dark Mikey, grinning. "I'll prove it to you."
"NO. It's too dangerous. Just go to bed..."
"Fine..."
XxXxX
Dark Mikey grinned as he snuck out of the lair. "Sorry Donny-boy, but this idea is too good to pass up." Hurrying through the sewers, he found the manhole cover he wanted and ascended to the surface. Sneaking into the shadows, he waited. Soon enough, Michelangelo appeared, humming the mission impossible theme and crab-walking until he was beside Dark Mikey. They high-threed. "Uber stealthy dude," said Dark Mikey, laughing. Michelangelo shrugged.
"Fun though."
"True. Purple doesn't approve."
"Neither does Don." The two grinned.
"Good thing we didn't tell them we'd be going ahead with it anyway."
"Correctimundo." The two set off together, quietly conversing as they went. Donatello's eyes narrowed.
"Why hasn't Dark Mike attacked him yet?" he whispered.
XxXxX
"Okay, it's all set up."
"So, you went ahead with it anyway." The two Mikeys screamed and the smaller one jumped on top of the yellow one. "Oh shut up."
"What are you two DOING?"
"Oh, hey Donnie," said Michelangelo.
"We're pranking Blue and Raphael."
"I thought I told you that was a stupid idea?" Dark Don shouted.
"We think otherwise."
"Come on, haven't you both at least been CURIOUS about what would happen?" asked Mikey. The two geniuses exchanged a look, then glared at the two conspirators.
"No."
"Too bad, you're about to find out," said Mikey, flipping the switch.
XxXxX
Dark Leo blinked. Why was his vision going hazy? Come to think of it... Why was his entire BODY going hazy? He vaguely saw Dark Raph put a hand through his shoulder. No blood, no pain? Okay, something was SERIOUSLY- the thought was cut off as he vanished from the lair. When he reappeared, he reappeared in... An oversized dollhouse? And there was- no wait... The person in the dress... What the hell was Raphael doing here?
"Nice dress," Raph grunted, crossing his arms. "Why the shell are we here, and how did you get me here without me knowing how?"
"I was about to ask the same thing." They glared at each other with mutual dislike. Honestly, they could have tolerated anyone else, but each other? No way.
XxXxX
Mikey grinned and tapped a command into the keyboard. "Tea and crumpets for the graceful ladies," he said, while Dark Mikey stifled his laughter.
XxXxX
When a table appears out of FREAKING NOWHERE with food and tea on it, you have plenty reason to be suspicious. "Seeing as we're stuck here... Might as well talk," Raph muttered after awhile. As if on cue, two chairs appeared like the table had, only, they ran up behind the two and stopped only when they reached the table.
"Females have my utmost sympathy now," Dark Leo growled, tugging at the dress. "This thing is so damn restricting!"
"You're telling me," grumbled Raph. "Why I'm in a pink ball gown is beyond me." Dark Leo was in a hot pink halter top. And this fact did not, on any level, amuse him. Of course, it DID amuse Raph. But then again, Raph is Raph. If he isn't the victim of the joke, it's terribly amusing.
"Stop smirking," snapped Dark Leo.
"Oh drink some tea and loosen up already," Raph shot back, picking up one of the baked treats and examining it. "Yellow and orange... Either the real perpetrators are framin' 'em, or Mikey and your bro are behind this." Dark Leo frowned.
"What makes you think they'd team up?" he asked.
"This is just the sorta thing a mikey would pull, don't you agree?" Dark Leo thought for a moment, then nodded. Yes, it DID seem like something a mikey would pull. They were strange creatures, and not very smart about their personal safety.
"Truce?" he suggested. Raph looked momentarily surprised, then nodded.
"If anyone asks, it was out of necessity."
"Agreed."
XxXxX
Dark Mikey and Mikey were now thoroughly bored. Dark Leo and Raph had only fought ONCE, and it hadn't lasted very long. After that, they'd started talking. Dark Don and Donatello had left... Supposedly. The two were actually hidden now, watching. They knew something was going to happen, and that it was going to be bad for the two pranksters. On-screen, Dark Leo was doing nothing but talk. In real-life, he was feeling for the hidden panel that would have the chords he had to rip out so that they'd see their REAL surroundings. Raph was playing with his sai and waiting.
Finally, Dark Leo found it, and gave Raph the signal look as he pulled it from the wall and ripped the wires out. "MIKEY!" Raph roared. They heard twin screams of terror and thundered towards the door. Luckily, the dresses had vanished with the illusionary dollhouse, so they didn't look utterly ridiculous when they thundered out of the building after the two terrapins that were screaming for their lives. Dark Don and Donatello exchanged a look, then smiled.
"Perhaps we will be able to use the pictures we got to our advantage." The two had come to an understanding and were sorta friends. Of course, exchanged blackmail material put a nice shiny seal on the start of the beautiful friendship. Shaking hands, they parted ways, with plans in place to meet soon.
Above all this, Leo and Dark Raph shook their heads as they watched their counterparts corner Mikey and Dark Mikey, who were trying to hide behind each other while babbling nonsensical explanations and excuses. "They're doomed," they said in unison, nodded sagely.
"No, you ALL are doomed," said Master Splinter, tapping his foot. "I specifically told you that you were supposed to train for another hour in the dojo!" Grinning at their guilty expressions, the rat shook his head. "You two are excused, for leading me to this entertainment." In an extremely out of character moment, Leo and Dark Raph high-fived. "Don't get too excited, this is a one-time only exception."
Soooooo... whaddaya think? :D I don't own any of the characters.
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