That fucking bastard!

Fucking Kaiba just sitting in his fucking car that is far too fucking big with his face that doesn't tell me a fucking thing. Bastard! Who the fuck does he think he is?

He wants me to ask what the hell he's playing at but I'm not gonna becomes his little bitch and give him the satisfaction. So the fucking curiosity is agonizing and it hurts more than the fucking glass in my fucking head. I'm not gonna give in! I'm not gonna give in! That fucking Kaiba with that face.

What is with this guys face?

Now the bastards fucking smirking at me dying of curiosity and not asking why the fuck I've been kidnapped. I wish I had some fucking matches left or a knife or something I could use to fucking hurt him. I can't fucking stand it!

BASTARD!

Get him in the car he had said like he fucking owned me or something. This game had lost its fucking fun and I wanted fucking out now. I punched the hand that wasn't bleeding off the fucking tainted windows – what kinda complex does this guy have? Who has tainted windows, really? It just makes a pretty mess of my hand and splatters blood all over the fucking place but doesn't even break.

I'm getting really pissed now.

But the bastards is just staring me and smirking at the fucking agony his stupid fucking game is causing me. I'll show that bastard who he's playing with – I'm fucking thief for Ra's sake so I'll find a way out!

I'm gonna fucking kill him when I do as well!

He's still fucking smiling and it's really pissing me off. I'm gonna fucking snap if I don't slap it off his pretty boy fucking face. I lunge at him with my hands covered in blood and I am going to snap his fucking neck. Can you believe that arrogant piece of shit just sits there and watches me come at him? My hands don't even get anywhere near his fucking neck and he's got me pinned to the floor with his fucking hands around my throat. Still fucking smiling! And because he is still grinning like a bastard I start to fucking laugh as he chokes the shit out of me.

It's not even fucking funny but I'm still fucking laughing because I actually got him to do something besides sit there trying to act like a cool bastard as we drive to Ra knows where. He gets off me after a while and leaves me to lie on the floor in my own fucking blood choking cause he tried to fucking kill me.

I know that I'm just playing into his manipulative little claws but what the hell am I supposed to do? I've been kidnapped and by a fucking priest of all things. I sit up eventually when I've recovered enough to curse Kaiba's good name to the bloody gods. But as usual Ra doesn't fucking respond to my request for a fucking plague to kill the bastard and I have to sit there like a helpless brat 'cause I can't think straight.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!

Ra, you're a bastard sometimes.

I can't take it any more. I can escape this fucking bullet proof chariot of his and then we'll see who is fucking smiling.

There has to be something that can break that fucking glass.

I find an empty champagne bucket on the chair at the other end of the fucking limo and throw it before he can stop me. It dents the bucket but that's it. I try fucking kicking the glass with my boot but it doesn't fucking work either.

Kaiba is smirking confidently and it makes me more fucking determined. If I wanna break out of this fucking nightmare then I need to be smart and use my fucking head.

You'd be surprised how much damage a human skull can do to a sheet of tainted fucking glass.

A large crack appears in the window that matches the fucking crack in my head and I fucking laugh like a lunatic because he's no longer smiling. FUCK YOU KAIBA YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!

He looks scared as shit now 'cause he knows I'm going to fucking escape his little game. I laugh even fucking louder and he just looks really pissed off now. 'Sit down Bakura,' he fucking threatens like I'm one of his Kaiba Corp lackeys 'or I will handcuff you to the chair.'

Who the FUCK does he think he is? Where the fuck is he going to get handcuffs from in the middle of a fucking car that is tearing down a fucking highway at eighty miles per fucking hours?

'Screw you Kaiba,' I reply keeping my manners for a fucking change cause I know I've won. My head finds the glass again and it fucking breaks into lots of fun little pieces that for some fucking reason spray into the limo and cut me to fucking ribbons. He tries to grab my leg as I fucking dive head first from the car but the bastard is too bloody slow.

Already I see the car breaking as my head hits the fucking tarmac and it hurts like hell. I haven't got much fucking time if I want to escape that demented bastard who likes to fucking surprise you when your being fucking fired and kidnaps you in his huge ass limo just because he's head of a fucking huge ass corporation.

But being the head of a huge ass corporation also has its fucking benefits even on the bloody highway in the middle of fucking nowhere. Cars have all stopped just because he fucking wants them too. I need to fucking run but Ra is fucking torturing me today because I can't move.

Fucking bastard, Kaiba! Burn in fucking hell you prick!

He doesn't look fucking happy.

But I fucking laugh at him because that's what I do when there is nothing else to do, I just fucking laugh like a lunatic and hope for the fucking best.

'I warned you Bakura,' he said in this virtuous kinda voice that makes him sound like the fucking Pharaoh.

You must be fucking kidding?

The bastard does have handcuffs.

I can't fucking move as he officially labels me defeated by slapping some fucking reinforced handcuffs on my bloody hands. Bastard did it behind my bloody back as well and it fucking hurts! He picks me up cause I don't weigh very much and because he's fucking strong as hell. I curse him all the way back to the fucking car but I've reverted into the old tongue and he doesn't understand a fucking thing.

He gets the idea though and he is still really pissed with me so what does the fucking bastard do?

He opens the fucking trunk and dumps me inside like I'm his fucking suitcase or something.

'Fuck you Kaiba, 'I manage but it doesn't do a damn thing. The bastard isn't smiling any more. I kinda hope this is just one of his fucking mind games cause I don't really like the idea of being stuck in here but the I've pissed him off too much.

I scream more curses at him as he slams the fucking lid down.

I keep fucking screaming until the car starts fucking move and I'm stuck in Seto Kaiba's fucking trunk and I can't fucking move.

Ra, why do you hate me so much?