A/N: Sorry it took forever. But there may be another short chapter after this to end the camping trip then there will be the Squeal to this Everyone goes to New York! Yay!

I hope you all enjoy this chapter as much as we had fun writing it. We don't have a BETA so we didn't correct ourselfs or what ever so sorry!

PS one of us was writing with a cell phone. We sorta roleplayed this out VIA phone and VIA Compter :)


3 hours Later and A few drinks


Santana and Brittany sat next to eachother near the fire that was set up. Santana held a Red solo cup filled with her mixed ' Kinky and Serria Mist ' Drink. Brittany holding her cup to as she was sipping on it. " This is how its going down. Since you Sad Low lifes forgot your tents. " Santana Pointed to Artie. " Your sleeping with The Changs, Since well itll be awkward with you in the same tent as me and my girl Professor X. "

Brittany gave a confused face, " Arties was on X-men? "

Everyone gave her a ' you cant be serious ' look.

Santana looked at her girlfriend giving a small smile before looking to Finn. " And Rachel Your Joining them to. " Santana shook her head. " You Reek of Showtunes and simply are just annoying."

Rachel Glared at santana. " Your so Mean. "


"Did anyone see sugar and Puck" fin says...somewhere in the woods... giggles " ur so funny pucky " u know Marilyn always thought u were cute" as she gotten closer to Puck..."Sugar lets go back I wanna take this slow" Puck replied


" They might be getting it on. " Brittany quickly says.. Santana Almost gags hearing that.

" Oh god thats disgusting. " Santana shivers as she makes a disgusted face. " I hope they get poison Ivy. "

"My mom always told me Leaves of three leave them be. " Brittany told santana, " Should i warn them?"

Santana looked at her girlfriend abit before shaking her head she put her drink to her side before pulling Brittany closer. " Nah... " Santana told her as she kissed her shoulder, and whispered somthing in Brittanys ear, making Brittany giggle and blush. Santana kissing her shoulder again.

Quinn looked at Santana and Brittany. " Dear god. I' so do not want to be in your tent. I'm sleeping in the car. "


" what the hell is that!" Artie says ..." that's Mercedes snoring..." Sam says looking down . Crickets..everyone looks at Mercedes.. " well who wants to play guess that showtune?" Crickets.. "o cmon its a classic game" Rachel replies..cricket...o look sugar and Puck is back" fin adds " I was worried sick about u sugar!" Artie yells.."awe how sweet..remember Artie I have assbergers" sugar smiles


Santana was whispering in brittanys ear getting a giggle by brittany as they both stood up. Brittany was grinning holding onto santanas hand. " We're going to go have sweet lady tim..."

Santana quickly tugged on her hand to get her to shut up. " We're going to look for ducks. "

Brittanys eyes lit up. " Oh my god! Even better! "

Santana looked at brittany her smile falling... Thinking - Did she really just say finding ducks is better then making out? -

Quinn and the others gave them a look like there not stupid.


"OMG Marilyn loves ducks!" Sugar yells as they were heading out of the tent. " Britney would u be so kind and take Marilyn with u? She has to tinkle" as sugar says soo sweetly.. "Besides Marilyn and Santana can do some bonding since they don't get along" sugar added


Santana gave a blank stare as she watched Brittany Squeal. " YAY! of course! I've always wanted to hold her. " Brittany quickly ran over and took her from sugar. " Lord tubbington is so much heavier. Its nice for a change to be carrying something so light, and fluffy. Omg she's so cute!" Brittany told to Marilyn as she held her close walking to head into the woods. Santana watched her girlfriend interact with the dog gritting her teeth.

" Sugar your... urgh! " Santana Complained as she threw her hands up and started speaking in spanish which seemed to be curse words ' puta ' or somthing, following brittany.

Quinn shook her head watching them before looking over to rachel who was sitting in a fold out chair and hugging the wine cooler in her hand which was half full. Rachel was rubbing the neck of the bottle slowly as rachel spoke softly to it. " you taste like pink. "


"I don't get it?" Sugar says confused "what's wrong?" Tina say.. sugar looks at her. " Brittany keeps calling Marilyn a she.." " Marilyn's a boy?" Tina says confused..everyone looks at sugar all at once quiet as a mouse holding there whine coolers..." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA" everyone starts to laugh.."he looks like pink..like pink!" Rachel says while laughing and drinking


Sam shakes his head rubbing his eyes from the laughter. Looking down at mercedes who was hugging her tubberware filled with tator Tots.

Rachel licked the neck of the bottle. " Mmmmmm! " She then looked towards the group. " LETS SING! Seriously... Lets sing! " She quickly went to down the rest of the fruitypinky goodness as threw her bottle to the side and grabed another. " LETS SING A SONG ABOUT PINKY GOOD NESS! "


" hey Artie what u doing out here alone?" As fin walks out of the tent. " I'm just depressed..its bad enough that my ex turnned out to be a lesbian..and now I have no game with sugar" Artie says drinking his empty bottle of beer.. " cheer up dude I mean there's plenty of fish in the sea" fin tries to condule in artie." Yea but I want sugar not no other fish".. "are we going fishing?

"I bought my little mermaid costume! Omg.. " as Rachel hurries back in the tent all plastered singing while going in.." wondering when wish I could be part of ur world!


Rachel continues to sing in her tent as she walked out of the tent wearing her bra and a ugly green skirt her hair was somewhat messy. She held tightly onto her bottle as she walked out singing to it. " Look its pink! Isn't it neat... wouldn't you think its to pretty to drink! don't you wish you we're me. The girl who can sing about anything! " Rachel brought the wine cooler closer to herself.

Quinn stared as did finn. Before standing up. " I need to go home... Now... " Sam shook his head. " I hid everyones keys... We're all drinking no one can go home! "

Loud screaming could be heard as Santana and brittany came running out from where they were Marlyn running behind them. " OH MY GOD! THERES SOMEONE OUT THERE! " Brittany Screamed. Santana leaned forhead trying to catch her breath. " God brittany... Why did you have to touch that DEER! It totally tryed to kick us. "


Puck leans to fin.." Rachel does know she's drinking strawberry cream soda right?" ..fin looks at Puck and just doesn't know what to say.."Artie comes in and just breaks down crying.." I love u sugar!"..

As everyone looks ...sugar doesn't know what to say..Mercedes gets up aand yell " who the fuck ate my tots!" " u were sleep eating again babe" Sam says embarresd ..


Santana sat down near the fire as she eyed out rachel and Brittany who we're both dancing near eachother. Brittany somehow managed to have a dance to Rachels Humming of little mermaid. Santana looked back towards the group. " Professer x, You needs to chill yourself out. " Santana shook her head. Brittany stoped near Artie speaking softly " Why don't you use your mind powers, Like you do on the show! " Brittany Beamed. Santana Rolled her eyes and smiled at her innocent girlfriend before reaching over and grabbing a bottle Tequilla she had stolen from her parents.


" OMG cops!" Sam yells " what do we do!" Fins yells

"If they ccatch Rachel like this wwe are screwed she's sooo drunk!"


Santana looked around slightly paniced as she quickly hid the tequilla bottle back in her bag. She stood up quickly going over to brittany whispering in her ear. Brittany frowned and nodded as she walked over to her seat that santana had occupided. She quickly grabed Finns arm. " Get rachel in the damn tent and tell her to shut the hell up! " Finn stared at Santana for a second befor nodding stiffly he stood up and grabed rachel by her arm.

" Cmon rach... You needa be quiet for a few minutes. " Finn told her as he pushed her inside the tent finn following behind her.

" Oh my god... Your hand feels like pink finny.. We should sing about it... "

The cop car pulled up as the doors opened the cops got out and someone from the bckseat got out. " These your friends? " They asked the other guy who came out from the back.

A thick Irish accent boy spoke. " Yes sir, Thanks for the lift! "

" No problem kid, next time you shouldnt try and walk here at this time of night." The cops told him.

The cops partner looked to the group, noding his head eyeing them . " You kids alright? "

Santana Nodded and eyed out the irish boy who was holding bags walking towards them the irsih boy gave a slight glare to santana.

Santana then laughed silently before looking back to the cops.

" You kids keep safe!" They both said before getting in there car and heading off.

Santana Looked to Rory before busting into laughter " Its just you we thought there came to bust us! "

Rory began speaking in his irish accent. " I can't believe you droped me off on the side of the road Santana. "

Brittany looked at rory " There you are! I thought you got lost in the back seat of sannys car. Being a short Lepercon and all.


"Thats messed up" Tina says..looking at Santana.. "did u bring tatertots?" Merecedes added " its getting late" fin added looking at Rachel.. " o finny do u like the way my pink.." " Rachel!" As fin stopped her from pulling her dress up

" this shit is crazy " Puck says


Santana rolled her eyes. " He was attempting to sing a freaking Irish-green-man whatever song and it was annoying. " Santana looked at rory.

" I was singing my homelands song... " Rory stared at her.

" well it was annoying. Besides your made it in one peice. "

" One peice? I almost got banged by a cop car! Im' lucky they saw me! " Rory argued speaking in his thick irish accent.

"I don't understand a word hes saying. " Brittany sat down beside tina and mike whhispering to them.

" Hold up. Don't you raise your voice to me Lepercon boy! I'll go all lima heights on you and shove your pot of gold up ur ass. " Santana glared. Quinn quickly stood up to hold Santana back.


"attention everyone! Its me sugar " as she giggled.. I would like to say I am happy we are all together but as for right now if we all get along the next trip we can all stay at daddies 5 star hotel in the Bahamas sooo can we get along?" As Puck smiled at sugar " sugars right!" Tina adds" cmon guys" " sugar u smell like pink! Like pink!..I loved u fin!"..


Santana bit down on her lip looking towards sugar rolling her eyes she was about to turn around. But she eyed Rorys tent. Walking over Quinn had backed off when she calmed down Santana quickly grabed his tent. " You can shack up with the others me and Britt britt gets this. " Rory was about to protest but she glared at him as he sighed steping away.

Brittany started giggling, quickly standing up she went over to Sugar and hugged her. " Oh my god that would be so much fun! YAY! " She nuzzles her head against sugars neck before blinking. " YOUR a liar rachel! She smells like pucks after shave! "


Several drinks later

Sugar and marylin sleep

Puck sleeping

Rachel crashed on fin

Artie sleeping

The changs sleeping

Sam and Mercedes sleeping

Rory sleeping


Everyone sleeping in the big tent accept for the changs in there own. Santana Brittany and Quinn sat down near the fire as Santana hugged her bottle of tequilla.

" lets do body shots! " Brittany beamed happily looking to them all.

" Alright, You first Brit britt... " Santana Smirked. Quinn sat there and rolled her eyes watching brittany move to lay down on the ground, pulling off her shirt so she had only her bra on. Santana went to the cooler to grab some limes she brought.

" Oh stop it sann! That tickles! " Brittany had her eyes closed as she was wiggling around on the groun.

"What? " Santana looked from where she was to brittany wiggling on the ground. Quinn had somehow managed to fly off her spot and ontop one of the cars.

" Oh MY GOD! " Quinn screammed.

" OH MY GOD WHAT? " Brittany opened her eyes. Looking up towards Santana and quinn then down to her stomach. " OH MY GOD GET IT OFF SAN! " Brittany jumped up running towards Santana. Santana quickly ran away running into the big tent where everyone was inside destorying it Screaming.

Everyone Got up for a second, although having lot to drink they eventully felll back to to sleep the tent was lopsided. Santana and Brittany ended up in there own tent she stole from Rory. Santana making sure the cenetpede wasnt on her anymore before hand. Quinn had ended up sleeping in rachels minivan


NEXTDAY


As fin wakes up with a smile finding Rachel slobbered on his chest snoring.." morning everyone as Mike and Tina walks to their tent.

" what time is it and where's the lesbians?" Puck awkakes saying..

" where's my tatertots"

" that's enough Mercedes" Sam's says embarresed


Santana had her arm over brittany passed out. Brittany yawned abit as she fluttered her eyes opened and looked down to the Latina beside her before giggling softly she leaned in and kissed santans forhead before slowlyp ulling herself out from under her arm. She was wearing her Hot Pink bra and shorts as she got out of the tent streaching abit she looked to the other tents seeing everyone was waking up. " GOOD MORNING! Oh my god! We're going to have so much fun! " Supprisnly brittany had no hang over as she qucikly went over to her box filled with loafs of bread. " Who wants to go finds those ducks! "


" I am not staying another day here".. Puck says.. " us either" the changs replied..

"So I'm guessing this is the last day camping?" Fin says


Brittany was standing near some trees holding some bread in her hand, still with barely any clothes on. " Where are they? .. Ducks like bread... " It wasn't long before a loud groan could be heard coming from 'rorys' tent Santana came out her hair messy, wearing sweat pants and a hoodie as she winced rubbing her head. " why the hell are you guys so loud. "

Artie crawled out of his tent dragging his legs behind him doing a army crawl. " Okay...Wheres my wheel chair.. "


As Artie kept crawling he looked up to see his ex with the loaf of bread giving him a innocent smile reminiscing.g on all the good memories he had with her

" anyone one wants a latte? I had daddies assistant send some over with some scones" as sugar comes to the ggroup with a tray of largest and beside her the aassistant with boxes of pastrys.." we should really get a move on it looks like its gonna storm" sugar adds


Brittany droped all her bread and squealed as she ran over to Santana giving her a big kiss on the cheek before runing towards Sugar. " Oh my god Yay! I love Cones, What kind of Ice cream is it? " Brittany bounced up and down excitedly.

Santana smiled at the kiss turning to look up at the sky as she frowned, She wounldnt admit it toanyone since she was a Firece latina but she was ahving somewhat fun. Shaking her head she headed to sugar and grabed a Latte and a scone as well before walking towards the dead fire onto a folded out seat. " Thanks Motta. "


" what happened last night? I feel dizzy" as Rachel said grabbing a latte

" nothing! U were drinking soda!" Puck yells .. " ooh..well that explains the burping and gassyness lastnight...brilliant well shall we warm up our voices?" Rachel says with a smile

" ill have u know Celine as I quote says a healthy voice makes a perfect voice"! Rachel adds


Santana rolled her eyes at rachel. " Rachel if you start singing... While i have this hang over, I will ends you. "

Brittany had a few scones on her lap sitting near Santana with a Latte in her hands smiling quietly to herself, She started to hum the song Rachel was singing. ' Look its pink! Isn't it neat... wouldn't you think its to pretty to drink! don't you wish you we're me. The girl who can sing about anything! ' -Humming- as she picked at her scone.

Santana broke her glare at Rachel and looked to brittany smiling adorably


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