Chapter 2 – Pro's and Con's
4.03pm
Bed of confusiosity.
Jas Has just left.
We talked for ages, you know, underneath all of the voley- rambling stuff she really is a brill pally.
After telling her about my little brain chats when I accidently said I love Dave twice, she has come to the conclusion that we are in love (!) and I should tell him everything.
Not sure what to do. I only have Dave now, Massimo has dumped me and I am pretty sure that Robbie is going out with this tall girl I seen him with.
Do I love Dave? That is the question. He is marvy beyond words sometimes but- er I know! I will make a pro's and con's list.. so here is goes.
Pros
Funny as hell.
Gorgey looks.
Nice fashion sense
Caring
Could possibly lurve me (He said this at camping fiasco)
Smells Marvy
Fantastic nip libbler
Cons
Could be still going out with Emma.
Good grief 1 con (that may not be true) is this right??
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGBBBBBRRRRRIIINNNNNGGGG
Of course no one was going to answer the phone so I supposed I would have to answer AGAIN.
I shouted down the stairs "Don't worry your troubled hormonal daughter will drag herself down the stairs to answer the phone, even though she is very busy with her school work and-"
"Just answer the bloody phone!"
That's nice isn't it?
"Hello Insane quarters, how may I be of service to you?"
"oo-er kittyKat there is lots of things you could to for me"
It was Dave Oh my God was he physic?
"DAVE!"
"Oh yeh Hi, I heard about Massimo, Are you ok?"
Great! Radio Jas strikes again.
"Yeh, I am fine as two fine things"
"I am coming round, Cover you nunga's."
And he hung up, 'cover your nunga's'? Cheeky cat.
Got ready, and I must say I look utterly sophis, bearing in mind I have just been dumped.
I have very subtle makeup on today just, 2 coats of foundation, blusher, eye shadow, 7 coats of mascara, 9 coats of lippy and I am ready to go.
The door bell rang I almost flew down the stair to answer it; the thought of my Mutti talking to Dave with what she is wearing today is devastating.
Opened the door, Dave was looking gorgey-porgey, it almost made me go jelloid.
"Well Hi there, KittyKat"
"Hello" I actually said something normal!
"Can I come in, we must talk"
He was starting to sound serious but his famous crinkly smile reassured me things where ok.
40 seconds later
My bedroom.
Oh my giddy god, Dave is in my bedroom, I can basically here my heart beating it's that loud.
"So then sexkitty, I have come round to tell you that I am now a free, and also gorgeous man. "
He is SO confident, hold on does this mean he has dumped Emma?
"So have dumped Emma then? "
"Yep she was too plain for me I only date marvellously insane people" Was he meaning me? I changed the subject rather well I thought.
"Do you want a drink?"
"Sure, some coke will be fine, cheers."
I went down stairs to get some cans from the fridge he really is good looking, I couldn't stop thinking about him, I think Jas was right, I think, I do love him!
Went up stairs without tripping over yey! But when i got to my room I noticed Dave standing with a piece of paper in his hand, what was it?
"So I smell marvy, do I kittyKat?"
Oh my giddy god, He had found my Pro's and Con's list, Merde.
"That was, just, er, like, you know, erm "Great! Had turned into Ellen.
Then he stopped my ditherama by snogging me! Yes it was fab, I was going totally jelloid a bit of 4, then 5 and then oh, he stopped.
"I have come here to say I really like you Gee, I could possibly love you" I nearly fell over but he stopped me by pushing me up against the back of the door.
"Well er.. I have been thinking and I er.. Think I love you too, I can't stop thinking about you." I felt my face going bright red; His face was now really close to mine then he said,
"I know I can't stop thinking about me either" I giggled he is SO cocky.
Then with that the snog-fest continued, and i never felt happier in all my life.
Before I knew it we where on my bed snogging a bit of 6, my hands where running through his hair it was so soft, and his hands where on my waist, but then they started to drift up near my nunga nunga area, I realised this could be the start of number 7 until, Mutti flew in the room, Dave and me jumped away from each other resulting in Dave rolling off the bed.
"Georgia, I am taking Libby to Grandad's Be good and I have left you some money for you and your er.. Friend tatty bye"
Oh my giddy god, Money, leaving me alone with a boy? Has the world gone mad?
Then I remembered Dave lying on the floor I went on the floor too and crawled round the other side where Dave was lying saying "OW! I think I am dead"
"Stop exaggerating and snog me!" Wow I really was a kittyKat, no wonder Dave can't resist me.
We got back on my bed when I realised that Dave was on top off me! I rolled him over putting me in control, and started to do 4, then 5, 6, 6 ¾ He let out a moan I pulled away and all he could say was "nnngggghhh" Ha! I Georgia Nicholson had made Dave the Laugh jelloid!
"Brilliant snogging kittyKat" Dave said still in a sort of daze.
"So are we official snogging partners now, David?"
"Yes we are sex kitty, but as much as I love snogging you , I have to go""
Then he turned around headed towards the door saying,
"Kittycat, as much as I love you NEVER call me David again" then he winked and slammed the door.
