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I rolled down the stairs after tripping, but it was too late, Scotland was already in the door blowing cigarette smoke everywhere. I sprung up and yelled 'sorry' then pushed him out the door. Like a boss.
"Was that you that opened the door, weren't you upstairs?" My mom wondered.
"Yes, I left my_" I dug in my pockets, and found something that felt like paper, fuck, a cupcake wrapper, it couldn't be a report card or something?!" My cupcake in the van." Waving the cupcake wrapper to her. Like a boss.
"Really? Where'd you get the cupcake?"
"It was a friend's birthday today and we had cupcakes." I lied. Like a boss, okay I'll stop now...
"Why was it in the van? You take the bus." She narrowed her eyes at me, great! She knows I'm lying darn those parental senses!
"I left it there while taking in the groceries." Alright! Score one for Alexis! Woooo!
"Is that so? Because I smell cigarette smoke."
DING DONG! Darn yoooooou Scotlaaaaaaaaaaannnnnddd!
I opened the door looking at a less than pleased Scottish face. And from the looks of the broken cigarette he was holding, he was pissed.
"Heh, hello Alistair." I nervously greeted, I stepped outside to talk to him privately. "I'm so sorry, don't bash my face in please! I promise I'll get you two packs after this." He looked shocked for some reason, and then he just stared at me blankly. I take this as a declaration of compliancy!
"What do you want me to do?" he sighed. Yes!
"Pose as the mailman!" I yelled, hearing my mom ask what's going on through the door since I was currently pulling on so she wouldn't open the it.
"What?!" he practically yelled.
"Sh! We haven't checked our mailbox in days, just say 'your box is full' and I'll sneak you in the backdoor." I strategized, while my mom was pulling on the door. I have to hurry this up and now!
"Make it four." He challenged.
"What is this? You're trying to swindle me now?!" I yelled being yanked back and forth, damn, I had no idea my mom was so strong.
"Two for the broken cigarette, two for the mail man act." He stated well content with just watching me fight my mom for control of the door.
"Fine!" I said releasing the door and my mom came out furious. "Mom! This is Alistair, the mailman." I said before she could say anything.
"Aye, I…AM." He started in a dark voice, what the fuck are you doing?! "Are you aware of the neglect you've caused your mailbox!" I never thought those words could sound so scary.
"Oh HELL no! Who does this fucker think he is!" She yelled as I try to push her back into the house
"Your mailman, she's not too bright, is she?" He stated bored smoking another cigarette.
"Come here you fucker! So I can smash your face in with a ROCK!"
"Nooooo, it's not worth it!" I yelled over her screeches.
I finally got my mom to go inside and take a nap, and grabbed a few comfort items for Scotty, before I went outside to get him.
"What the hell man?!" I yelled, shoving a beer and my teddy bear in his arms.
"Whatever, I want my smokes." He muttered throwing his empty box in my trash can, he walked over to the bench again and held the bear, orginally it was a joke but he looked at it like it brought back memories so, score two for Alexis! He tucked the bear under his arms like a basketball and took a gulp of the beer.
"S'good." He commented awkwardly.
"I'm glad you like it, it's hecho in Mexico. Anyways, I'll go get the keys and someone to drive me." I sighed, I'm sixteen, and I don't even have my permit! I'm such a fail…
"Are we going to the holding cell or what?" He sighed totally ignoring my despair.
"Yeah." I snuck him up the stairs and opened the door. England busted out laughing pointing at Scotland.
"Mailman! Oh, it was hilarious!" He cried.
"Watch it you little shit before I beat th_" I put my arm up to block him.
"Three letters: F.M.B." His eyes widened and he shut up immediately leaving everyone to wonder…heh heh.
"Aw, Tan lindo!" I noticed Spain on my bed with my laptop, which has…my SPAMANO FANFIC!
"Ah! No toques mi computadora por favor!" Everyone blinked at me. "G-gracias tambien."
"No hay problema." He chuckled.
"Okay guys, I've got to get some stuff from the store, so please don't be too loud, my mom's sleeping." I said after setting up the TV and handing the remote to Prussia. "Scotland's coming with me."
"You're a little young to be driving, aren't you?" England questioned.
"I'm perfectly old enough to drive! I just didn't want to get my license until college." I defended.
"Ve~ I want to drive!" Italy piped up.
"I can't afford a ticket." I explained.
"I'm oldest, I should drive aru!" China yelled.
"I can't afford a ticket." I repeated.
"No problem! I'll just beat police with my pipe, da?" Russia added.
"I CAN'T AFFORD A TICKET!" I yelled.
"So I'll drive!" England spoke up.
"No, I wanna!" America butted in.
"Everyone shut up! Zis is America zey drive on ze right side of ze road!" Germany yelled. Everyone was silent for a moment before America gave his signature laugh.
"Looks like the hero will drive!" He stood in a 'hero' pose.
"Well hurry up then! My dad will be here any second." I hurried.
America looked at the van then back to me. Great...what now?
"Dude! I haven't driven Automatic in since it came out!" He admitted.
"But you're the hero…" I said in mock despair.
"I am! No problems dude, I'll ace this drive!" He said sliding into the driver seat giving me the thumbs up.
"Awesome! Back it out of the driveway and I beg you America DON'T CRASH my family's van."
"No problem." He backed out slowly, when a car sped behind him and parked next next door, probably Mr. Kirkland...which caused America to step on the break.
"Shake it off America! You can do it! Be the hero!" I encouraged while Scotland scoffs Teddy bear in hand. So cute~
America continued to back up when a bunny hopped into its way. I ran for it and was going to run out of the way but the back of the van hit me before I could, damn it, that was a stupid move. I felt the bunny squirm safetly in my arms.
"Oh my God!" I heard America yell.
"Thank God, what the fuck did you think you were doing, eh?!" Someone yelled at America after taking the bunny from me. Is that a Canadian accent?
I sat up but my vision was a bit blurry.
"Thank you for saving the bunny, since someone was about to kill it, I should beat you with this fucking hockey stick right here, eh!" I looked closer, he DID look like Canada but I would never think he'd say such…colorful words, especially to his brother. Speaking of, why doesn't he recognize America? He wore red, like those Canadian officers that ride around on the horses, and he had a hockey stick…wait I saw a drawing like this while looking up 2pAmerica. "What the fuck did you do to your hair America?!" Oh my God! It's 2p!Canada, I had no idea they would be REAL, I thought they were fan-based!
From the corner of my eye I saw someone walk out from the construction of Mr. Kirkland's house which was HUGE and almost done, when the fuck did that get there?! He had red hair and a baseball bat from the looks of it.
"What the fuck are you talking about Canada, I'm right here!" The man yelled, holy fuck! 2p!America! A whole bunch of people stepped out of the car, I swear I almost died right there, ALL OF MY NEXT NEXT DOOR ARE 2P! NATIONS, all deranged, psychopathic, and dangerous!
"HI ALEXIS!" 2p!England waved getting out of the driver side.
"Hi~" I said weakly as I waved, oh fuck me…Wait! HOW'D HE KNOW MY NAME?!
Heh, 2p!Canada and his bunnies...don't forget to leave a review! Thanks you guys!
