BellaBaby thanks for the review this being my first FanFic, this chapter gags just for you.

EDWARD- [rubs his head] why am I still here?

MAGNUS- it appears our naughty author has quite an imagination and wants you to stay

TASNIA [ME] – [outraged] I'll have you know that I'm going to call this chapter Pie Face,

ALEC- Pie face? why-

MAGNUS- nooo Alec don't hurt you're pretty little face.

TASNIA- too late hehe

ALEC- [pie in the face]

BELLA CULLEN- Edward, what are you doing here, I'm creeped-

TASNIA [ME]- Bella stay by the script

BELLA- [BLUSHES] ok, um where was I? Oh I know, Edward why is this chapter called Pie Face-

EDWARD- noo my delicate china plate of a lover

BELLA- [get's a pie in the face]

PIE- [OUTRAGED] I'll have you know people like you are killing my kind, I heard [shudders] shaving cream is the new pie in the face.

MAGNUS- did the pie just talk?

TASNIA [ME] – Uhh yeah because I just had to it was sitting there looking all lonely I-

EDWARD- [coming back form soothing Bella] how could you to Bella, my bouquet not my wine.

TASNIA [ME] – because she has you [sends evils to Bella]

MAGNUS- understandable [nods]

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As I came back to conciseness, I looked up and bit back a groan I felt like a major hangover. Suddenly I saw Magnus peering down at me,

"Oh, she's not dead, what a shame" Isabelle I mean Alec scolded him,

"Leave her, Magnus she-" Magnus nudged me with a boot-covered foot,

"God, she looks terrible when was the last time you saw a beautician, they work wonders these days." I pulled my self up, biting back the tears,

"How can you be all jokey-jokey when Jace is dead?" Alec look shamefaced,

"See about that, he's not really dead well it was the only way to get your attention and Magnus wanted to make a dramatic entrance-" I stood up rage making me shake,

"What did you say?" I whispered,

"Oh leave him, honestly you should've seen the look on your face any body would've thought you stilled loved him-" bit Magnus.

Alec spoke up," He's dead to our family anyway, last I heard he ran away with a vampire girl, what was her name, Shrub, Bark, poison, poison… oh I remember Ivy, that was her name! He was last seen on Fifth Avenue in a penthouse, living like a mundane!" I had heard enough I picked up my satchel and walked out to try and find Jace and to fix my wounded heart, easy right?