kira -lets see if the fail can manage another good chapter
me - i resent that
kira - hey im encouraging you!
me - how?
kira -err... constructive criticism?
me - yeah very helpful
both - PLEASEEEE REVIEW! IT MEANS ALOT
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" NOOO! L! Dont leave me alone with that…. thing! AH! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! BACK! BACK I SAY! ", My sleep yells were heard throughout the facility. No one bothered to wake me up after my earlier escape attempt.
" NOOO! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT DRESS, MISA! AH THE SIGHT! IT BURNSSS!"
Back when Im had a life, my favorite show was death note and even now it stayed the same. Sometimes my psychiatrist would bring me an episode to watch and I'd be like Mello over his chocolate, you couldn't get me away from the screen….. well until they brought in the sleeping darts….. Too bad they forgot I can use anything as a weapon. BEHOLD THE SPOON OF DOOM!
Finally I decided to get up. Well I wanted to sleep but my body wouldn't let me and I was afraid of dreaming of that again. Shudder.
'Where am I?" I wondered to myself before realizing I was in the same white room as ive been in for the half my life. Mindless doodles littered the wall from boredom and plan to get out hidden underneath a non- solid brick on the floor. Clever, no?
So the escape attempt failed again? I marked one more line on my wall to represent the failure. I had ten lines in all and was starting to think this was mission impossible. This escape plan was classic. Drug the nurse, tie her up, and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Too bad it didn't work like in the movies plus I think the nurse is going to spit in my food from now on. How pleasant.
A tray was put in front of me in my thoughts. Just as I was expecting, it was filled with food. Bravo to myself for that deduction. I get a gold star. No, not really….
"I'm not eating that", I stated bluntly.
"Of course you are, we wouldn't want our 'precious' ", my nurse spat out the word like it was poison, "patient to starve, now would we?" By the look on her face she was wishing the exact opposite.
"Yup", I again, stated bluntly.
"How smart of you to figure that out", the nurse said sweetly, too sweetly, "….a regular Einstein"
I looked at her boredly.
"Then, Einstein, can you guess what I'm about to do?"
So many possibilities ran through my head, attacking me then and there, grabbing a hockey mask and chainsaw and going crazy which would get her locked up too, finally losing it and randomly salsa dancing, getting me a sandwhich….. okay scratch that last one out but the other three are possible.
"I'll be taking this now", The nurse picked up my tray and left with it. Nurse? Heh, more like warden. Back to boredom, I guess. Little did I know of the chaos going on at the other end of the facility.
xXx Mystery Pov XxX
"IMMM BACKKKK", A man with black hair, seemingly the duplicate of L stood in front of the reception desk cackling creepy and making people shudder on purpose.
"Which room does kira sayomi reside in?", I asked the shivering lady at the front desk. Odd, I didn't feel a draft in here.
" Room A11", The reception lady said still shivering. Here comes the fun part.
I pulled out the knife I had cautiously hidden away in a secret section in my pocket for such an occasion. It gleamed in the artificial light coming from the ceiling. In just a few moments it would be painted my favorite color.
"AHHHH!"
Red…
It splattered against the desk as the lifeless body came tumbling down. The eyes no longer glimmered and rolled to the back of the women's head. Crash.
"Hyuk Hyuk" I laughed manically in that weird laugh I've acquired over the years.
"Someone! Call the police! An ambulance! Anything!", An older looking man, about 50, yelled. Only two were in the room at the moment.
Aw… Does he want to join in on the fun too?
More blood was scattered until no one remained. I felt something drip on my face.
"You got it on my face, well we can't have that", I rubbed my face on my sleeve cleaning it of the red substance.
"It's about time to find my new partner in crime, hyuk hyuk" I stumbled through the halls leaving the lovely scene behind.
Why did I do all of this? It's simple. It's because im B.B., Beyond Birthday and besides….
Isn't red such a lovely color?
Think I went a little far with this chapter? You tell me. I think I got a bit TOO into character.
Kira – and I'M B.B's partner? You should audition for the job.
Me – I can and will let misa play dress up with you if you don't shut up now
Kira – NOOO! PLEASE NO!
Me – exactly – shudders and remembers last time misa played ' dress up '- so you wanna do the disclaimer?
Kira – Shadow does NOT own death note but she is asking for it for Christmas so keep your thumbs crossed!
Me – finally obeying me?
Kira – hehe….
Me – what did you do now…. OMFK! ( Oh my fudging kira )
Kira – gotta run now, buh bye!
Me – KIRAAA!
