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SexyVamp:

HEY UFO'S OF Ooo!

Otherwise known as Unidentified FacelessObservers. :P

So some people were probably freaked out when I said I'm the VAMPIRE QUEEN. -Especially you people made of candy. Hope you didn't explode your guts out. :P- Which I am. But don't worry, I only eat shades of red. For now. ;) So if you JUST happen to cross my way and you're a shade of red…well… let's just say you're gonna have a major makeover, if ya know what I mean.

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RighteousHero: Ohgotta watch out for Chocoberry then… O.O

SexyVamp: Chocoberry, huh? Hmmm…. Chocolate and red all in one….

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DerPrincessBB: Marceline, I presume you're just kidding … because If you were to REALL-

SexyVamp: BLAHBLAHBLAH….. Glob, did you really think I was gonna drink up one of your little candy peeps? Besides, I don't think it would taste good anyway….;)

DerPrincessBB: SHE. Chocoberry is a SHE. -_-

SexyVamp: She, it, whatev-

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StretchyGoodness: LADIES, LADIES! YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY! NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, MAN! I DIDN'T EVEN GET MAH BEAUTY SLEEP IN CUZ I WAS WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO LOG IN!

RighteousHero: So you weren't having a staring contest with the ceiling..?

StretchyGoodness: Crup, you were watchin me? O.o

RighteousHero: Didn't I tell you? I WATCH you while you sleep… ;D y'know why? CUZ JUSTICE NEV-

SexyVamp: Yeah, yeah, Hero, you never sleep. :P And Jakey? Why would you need beauty sleep when you don't HAVE beauty?

RighteousHero: OHH holy cow! You better go home, man, you got so burned…

StretchyGoodness: I AM home, Finn. I'm sitting RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

RighteousHero: Hehe…. Oh yeeah…. xD

SexyVamp: You are such a noob Finn…

So on to random questions I'm bored enough to actually answer!

First one's from He23t: "Can you beat Finn in a wrestling match?"

Dude, do you even have to ask? I would obviously kick Finny's tiny little ass…

StretchyGoodness: Finn, we're homies and all, but I just have to say that she WOULD kick your buns at wrestling…

DerPrincessBB: Even though I'm against any form of physical violence, I'm on Team Finn. ^v^

RighteousHero: Hey, don't I get a say in this?

SexyVamp: NOPE, it's decided two against Bonnie I would totally win. UNLESS, you wanna come over and do it, right now…? :P

StretchyGoodness: hehe…that sounds DIRTAY….xD

RighteousHero: Uh…hehe…nope, you're right, you would win, case closed….

SexyVamp: Hahaha…that's what I THOUGHT…

Neverthrive asked, "Could Marceline suck the red out of a purple object and leave it blue? (For artistic reasons)"

Usually I prefer pure red, the purple just stanks up the flavor (exactly why I haven't sucked the juices outta LSP, that chick just annoys me) but I guess it would, yeah. Hey Finn, remembering how you thought that old guy's bowtie looked like a bra? :P

RighteousHero: NO!

StretchyGoodness: Dude, how do you even know what that is…? xD

RighteousHero: uhhm….remember when I was 6 and Mom confiscated BMO, and then we were looking through Ma's closet for him and then you said you needed to go boom-boom and left for like 10 minutes?

StretchyGoodness: Yeeah…..?

RighteousHero: Well I kept looking for stuffs and I found….yeah… :T

SexyVamp: PPPHHHBBT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH, this is PRICELESS! xD Hey dog, is he like blushing or something, I can sense the red all the way over here…x)

StretchyGoodness: Nah, it's more like Bubblegum pink….x)

DerPrincessBB: Finn, you know looking through someone's belongings is not morality… but that's cute. X)

RighteousHero: Yeesh… :T

SexyVamp: We'll leave you alone, Finny….for now. :P

Next up is PunkRockBroham: "What's your favorite pre-war song?"

Hmm… I have a lot, but I'd have to say either "Monster" by Skillet or "So What" by Pink.

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IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: Heyheyhey.

RighteousHero: ICE KING! What the stuff are you doing here?

SexyVamp: Yeah, don't you have your own blog to attend to?

IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: I was bored! Besides,what better person to talk about pre war items than me?

SexyVamp: Ugh, stop being a perv, old guy. Nobody wants you to talk about bras…

IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: what? NO! I meant MUSIC! And I'm not THAT old… :_

StretchyGoodness: You're older than everybody in Ooo, man, I'm pretty sure that's considered OLD…

IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: Quiet, dog. So anyway, way before the Great Mushroom War, people used to express them-

SexyVamp: Don't talk about the Mushroom War! :l It brings back too many memories…

IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: Fine. Just don't interrupt me. People used to express themselves mostly through the use of music. Now, the band Skillet got its name when all the members of the band were gathered together at the International House of Pancakes (IHOP) and ordered the same type of pancakes. They then decided, since their pancakes all came from the same grill, to name their future band Skillet. The name "Monster" came from the mean old lady who SERVED them the pancakes, and she looked LSP. (Heehee, I called her LSP…) Pink was a girl who was obsessed with the color pink, so she decided to change her NAME to Pink. All of her friends dissed her since they were jealous of her name, so she wrote a song called "So What". ! :D

DerPrincessBB: Wow, Ice King, I never knew you were so experienced in the area of melodonics! :)

IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: why, thank you, Princess,i do know my sciences ….;D

SexyVamp: Oh, please, that was a load of balls. You sure you didn't just get permanent brain freeze?

IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: Of course not! I'm the Ice King! My blood temperature is already below zero!

DerPrincessBB: How fascinating! A being with blood temperature below zero frigginheit….

IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: Well, if you want, you can come examine me at the Ice Castle….;) hmhmhmhm!

RighteousHero: AW, SICK! Anybody else feel like barfing? D:

SexyVamp: HEY! THIS IS MY BLOG SO SHUT THE NIGHT O SPHERE UP! I'm talkin to you, Ice King, go flirt with Bonnie elsewhere, imma barf too…

IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: FINE! I'll go to my OWN blog! At least there, no one criticizes me! D_:

DerPrincessBB: Ice King, shall we continue our conversation at my castle?

IcyHotPenguinLUVAH: You mean like a….DATE? ;)

DerPrincessBB: keep dreamin', ya butt….

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IcyHotPenguinLUVAH:heeeheehee! I have a date with a princess! And I didn't have to kidnap her this time! :D

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SexyVamp: FINALLY! ok, well on to the next question …umm-

StretchyGoodness: OOH! I WANNA CHOOSE ONE! Hehe…Jesse James asked "Do you have a big butt?" hehe…this dude is hilarious…

SexyVamp: Well, JESSE, that's confidential, but if you wanna know who IS a butt, go look in the mirror while I find out.

RighteousHero: Dang , WO-man…two burns in one day….xD

SexyVamp: *sigh* I'm exhausted… So leave questions i guess, imma go take an nap…

StretchyGoodness: Wait, wait, wait! I wanna be asked stuff too!

RighteousHero: Yeah! , me….three!

SexyVamp: ugh, fine!

StretchyGoodness: AWW YYEEAH! LET'S GO EAT CINNAMON BUN DUDE!

RighteousHero: YEAH! :D

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SexyVamp: So since I'm all sleepy, besides your questions for me, you guys can ask Finn and Jake questions too… this'll be interesting….:P

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AN- WHOO! I CAN UPDATE FROM MY SCHOOL'S COM PYOOTARS! Nobody said I COULDN'T so…. ;P First off, some really MIND BLOWING info: y'know that episode where Jake wants Lady and Finn to be friends, and Lady is all talking Korean and then both of them blush? This is what she was saying: "Remember that time when we were running naked through that orchard and that farmer got so mad?" Hmm…So THIS is what Jake and Lady do on their free time…xD But seriously, I'm not kidding. I put it in the translator. ICE KING WAS ONCE HUMAN! Yeah, I kinda knew that already anyway. BUT HE WAS GONNA GET MARRIED? No way, man…Now I totes understand him… and "Son of a Lich" will be updated today or tomorrow FOR SURE. Well, I hope Marceline has satisfactorily answered most of yo questions. The ones she didn't answer shall be answered next chapters cuz these questions are mostly my first reviewers. Feel free to ask some more. Ya know you want to….:D

BMO: Finn's bath time! Finn: get naked…xD