The evil Palm-tree was still chasing us. And it just so happened to be the middle of the night, so just about everyone was inside. "How the heck did that happen!? It wasn't even the middle of the day when we left school! In fact, where did the rain go! It was there a second ago! Now, there isn't a drop of it anywhere!" I thought angrily. "Evan!" I heard Zubia say. "What, Zubia." I said, still looking forward. "The Cross-dresser isn't behind us anymore!" She replied, breathlessly, causing me to come to a halt. "What?" I asked, letting go of Zubia's arm. "He isn't behind us anymore! We can chill for a second!" She responded, falling to her knees. I looked ahead to see a fountain. "Come Zuba, I see a fountain. I'm thirsty, and I'm guessing you are, too." I told her. "Okay." She said lazily. As we leisurely strolled over to the fountain, you'll never guess who decides to ease out of the shadows behind us. You guessed it, the cross-dressing palm-tree. "Did you miss me?" He asked haughtily. I turned around lazily and replied, "Yeah, but my kid's at a piano recital, and I'm already late, so I'll be leaving now. Tata!" I grabbed Zubia's hand and ran with what energy I had left from running for at least an hour non-stop. As we ran, I swore I heard the palm-tree saying, "What the heck is a Piano recital?" I laughed.

We were still running when I noticed two people walking ahead us. They seemed to be talking amongst themselves. As we got closer, Zubia pointed out that the one on the right seemed to be in a large suit of armor. "Who cares?! That unholy flimflam Palm-Tree guy is hiding in the shadows chasing us, at this point, trying to kill us and all you can think about is some dude in armor?! Maybe he's cosplaying or something" I yelled quietly at her. She looked at the ground. "Sorry Evan, I-I was just saying…" "No Zubia, I'm sorry for yelling. I shouldn't take my frustration out on you. I'm just panicking." I said back to her. I am prone to paranoia, and this situation isn't helping one bit. As we got closer to the people, I decided to make my move. That move being me attempting to run up behind the man in the armor and plead for his help. But, it ended up with me tripping over air, falling onto my computer bag, and, to add to the pain already inflicted upon my frail tail-bone, Zubia falling on top of me. The two people turned around and looked down on us. "What where you two doing?", Inquired the short blonde-haired kid. " W-we were running from that evil palm tree." Zubia stammered. All I could do was nod my head in agreement. "Evil Palm-Tree. Hmm, where have I heard that before?" The short blonde asked himself. "Wait! You mean Envy! Why was he chasing you two?" The armored man suddenly asked. "Well, Uhhh, You see…" We tried to tell them before a young man in a Jalopy looking car had drove up behind the boys, rolled down the window, and proceeded to say, "Maybe they were in cahoots with the homunculi, betrayed them and are now on the run from them." "What gives you the right to say that, you jerk!?" I screamed. "Obviously, you don't know who I am. I happen to be Lieutenant Colonel Roy Mustang of the Amestris Army. And I already know who you two are. You're both under arrest." He said with an innocent smile. I looked at Zubia, Zubia looked at me. We then proceeded to get up and walked towards the car with our heads down, and stood on either side of the car. When we looked at each other through the car windows, I nodded to Zubia and looked at Mustang, who had on a confident superior smile, that is, until Zubia started running. When he turned around, looked back and grabbed the wheel, I proceeded to punch him in the eye and run for dear life.

Dear lord, What have we gotten ourselves into?

It had been maybe about half an hour since I started running. I still couldn't find Zubia… or that evil Palm-Tree for that matter. I was getting more paranoid by the second. As I ran, I felt something latch on to my left arm and pull me into an alley in that direction (apparently there are a lot of alleys wherever we are). It covered my mouth as an angry Lieutenant with, if you stood at the right angle, looked like half a raccoon mask and the boys passed by in the car. I looked over my shoulder to see none other than Zubia herself, and sighed with relief. "Are you OK, Evan?" She asked me. "I'm fine. But we have t-." I was cut off but something landing in the farthest part of the alley. Then by a car pulling up behind us. The thing in the alley came out of the shadows to be recognized as none other than, big surprise, Palm-Tree! And you'll never guess who hopped out of the car! That's right! The midget, the tin-can and raccoon man! That's when they all started talking at once. "Well, well, well, look who it is! And she brought friends? Great!" "See FullMetal, I told you they were cooperating with the Homunculi!" "They didn't seem like those type people…" "Those are always the one, Al." That was it. That one sentence. It made me snap. "Don't you ever speak about us like that. You speak as if you know us. As if we have some sort of criminal record wherever the heck we are! And You! Envy, Palm-Tree, whatever you're called! Get lost! Go where you're wanted, 'cause it sure as heck ain't here!" I yelled. "As for you three! I don't care what you say about me; just leave Zubia out of it!" "Evan…" Zubia whispered to herself. "Look, I'm the one who got Zubia to run, so take me instead. The last thing Zubia needs is a criminal record." I put my arms out in front of me as Colonel Mustang ran to the car to get his handcuffs. "Evan! Please don't do this! I won't let you! I won't! I won't!" She yelled quietly at me. "You know what Zubia, I forgot to do something." She looked up at me with misty eyes as I put my arms down and strolled casually over to that Gay Palm-Tree. Mustang, FullMetal (That's quite the weird name), Al, and Zubia stared incredulously as I continuously kneed Envy where it hurts, and as he falls over, I proceeded to kick him in the ribs. Once I finished, I picked him up and flipped him into a garbage can. I turned around and looked at Mustang with a smile, "Okay, I'm ready to go!" I said as I strolled over to the car and got in, Zubia following suit as The rest of them stared in awe.