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Alice and Emmett:

"Where are my credit cards?" Alice screamed, banging her tiny fist against the wall of Emmett and Rosalie's bedroom. The wall gave way and Rosalie gave a little squeak of surprise but Emmett was now grinning from ear to ear.

"Where are they?!" The pixie roared, now grabbing a hold of Emmett's shirt, almost ripping the thin fabric with her fingers.

Emmett's smile didn't falter as he replied, "Why, whatever are you talking about sister dear?"

"My credit cards you incompetent ass!" she screamed.

The brawny man stood up and walked over to a cabinet that Alice was sure, held her precious babies. "You mean these?" He asked, pulling them out of the cabinet and waving the around in the air.

"Yes!" Alice sighed with relief, walking over to her brother and reaching out to them. Just as her fingers were about to brush the smooth plastic, Emmett pulled them out of her reach.

"Jump for it!" Emmett encouraged, holding it as high as arms and large frame would allow him. Alice jumped after her plastic money but to no avail. Every time she would get close, Emmett would see her coming and would pull them out of her reach.

"You know," he joked as if his balls weren't on the line, "If you were only a few inches shorter, you could actually be considered a midget."

To his surprise, Alice smirked and walked over to his bed, lifting up the fabric that covered up under his bed. This revealed allot of things that Emmett had stolen and successfully "hidden" from the rest of the family.

Rosalie's mouth opened in awe before closing and her face became angry at the sight of the shirt that she had been looking for weeks came into view. "Emmett!" she roared before running after her husband.

Emmett had taken off so fast that Alice's credit cards lay forgotten on the floor. "I believe that's 124256: Alice 0:Emmett." She muttered to herself.

Author's Note: I honestly have all of the chapters written. I just forgot to update for months upon months. I'm sorry guys! If you want to send me hate mail, feel free.