A/N: I know its rather obvious but I don't own Harry Potter (I wish I did though)

Chapter 1

'Lily you fat lard…'

'Well I don't know about fat…' Lily trailed off sleepily as something considerably large jumped on her.

'Get up!' yelled another large thing as it landed on her feet.

'Or I swear, we will tickle you until you pee' said the third matter-of-factly landing somewhere near her head.

'Good morning Ladies, every heard of beauty sleep?' Lily began doing her best to look around at her friends (however that was proving difficult as one of them was sitting on her hair) 'By the looks of you, you haven't.'

Lily flashed her friends a large grin before she was swatted with three pillows to the head.

'Oof… I take it back. You guys are pretty now please let me up and cease fire.'

'Password?' inquired someone near her feet.

'Uhm… Bella is too sarcastic for her own good, Dorcas is a bitch to the tenth degree, Alice is dumber then Pettigrew…oof!'

A whole new round of pillow attacks reached her with this comment.

'Fine, Lily Evans doesn't deserve Isabella Fint and her sarcastic prowess is way better then Lily's. Alice Bell is the smartest witch in our year and can't be bothered with stupid trivialities such as common sence (just kidding Alice). Dorcas Meadows is way to pretty for Lily and Lily is just lucky to have someone always ready to verbally attack anyone who poses a threat!'

' You forgot Alice is the best dueler …'

' And that Isabella never ceases to amaze with her witty remarks.'

'What about you Dorcas, did I forgot anything?' asked Lily rolling her eyes

'No mine was right on the money, I think' she replied with a satisfied smirk.

'Good. Now GET off me!'

'Oh Lily, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed?' asked Dorcas innocently as she got off Lily's stomach.

'No I thought I was going to wet myself if you didn't get off my bladder!'

'Good thing you didn't or I would have had to curse you' stated Alice.

The girls finished getting ready while Lily showered. The red head got dressed quickly as she saw the hungry scowls coming her way.

Once in the Great Hall the girls sat down, they began pilling loads of breakfast onto their respective plates.

'Wow… slow down there, ladies, its not as if the castle is going into a famine or anything' said Sirius Black as he and the rest of the Marauders took seat next to the girls.

'Sorry Black, I wanted to get as much as I could before you came and made me lose my appetite.' Replied Dorcas with a stare.

'Retract the claws Dorcas, Padfoot here is just amazed to see you ladies with such an appetite, it's a wonder you have such nice shapes' charmed James with a sly smile that made most girls swoon.

'Ah quite the charmer as ever, Potter. Black, however, seems to be losing his touch'

The group laughed slightly at the scowl on Sirius face.

'Nah, just too early I think' replied James as Sirius muttered something under his breath that sounded an awful lot like 'not worth the effort.'

The group continued like that throughout breakfast. Sirius seemed to have woken completely because he began shooting off comebacks left and right as it seemed that everyone had decided to take advantage of his sleepy state to declare it 'Pick on Sirius Day' though it became considerably more difficult as the time wore on.

'Bloody hell, I hate this school sometimes! Who gives us double potions with the Slytherins? On a Monday no less!' Sirius stated angrily.

'Hell if I know, but it makes a good show, don't you think?' replied James with the mischievous smirk Lily had come to recognize.

'You know it!' replied Sirius as they high fived across the table.

Lily rolled her eyes and got up to leave, the other girls following. He really is an insufferable prat. She thought as she bid the boys a polite goodbye.

Though that smirk he gets is rather cute…

OH MY GOD LILY you did NOT just think that, time for a cold shower and an hour in the corner so you can think about what you just thought!

'Lily is something wrong? You look like someone just shoved a dungbomb up your nose' remarked Bella

'No just thinking about double potions with the Slytherins' she replied snapping out of her silent scolding.

'Yeah I feel the same' said Dorcas looking slightly nauseous.

They entered the potions classroom to see that most of the Slytherins had already arrived and had begun sneering in their direction. The girls sat down towards the back of the class, closely followed by the Marauders who were in turn doing their own fair share of sneering.

Professor Slughorn had not entered yet and certain Slytherins seemed to feel the need to take it upon themselves to occupy the silence.

'Oi, Black seems your family has finally disowned you; I'm surprised they kept you this long. I mean if I had a piece of shit like you in the family, you'd have been gone within minutes ' stated Lucius Malfoy as the other Slytherins laughed.

Lily turned and noticed that Sirius' knuckles were white as he gripped his chair harder though his face revealed nothing. In fact he was smiling when he replied.

'Good thing were not related then because your constant asking me out would be so much more inappropriate, and for the last time, Malfoy I don't care how good my ass looks in these robes, your constant staring is really starting to creep me out and if you don't stop, I will have to report you!' He replied with a fairly believable serious expression.

'I do NOT stare at your ass!' Malfoy flushed as he yelled back. 'I don't.' He added to fellow housemates hoping maybe that perhaps they might take the shocked and confused looks off their faces.

'Now, now Malfoy, it's really nothing to be ashamed of. Sirius here just doesn't flow the same way as you do but I heard that there's a chap in 4th year you might like. You know, I think you'd be really cute together.' Said James with an all to sincere look plastered on his face.

Lily was doing her utmost to hide her giggles but her shaking body was giving it away. It was so hard not to as she looked at the false empathetic looks from the Marauders and the red faced anger written on Lucius' face. His friends seemed to be scrutinizing his appearance as if his clothes would give way to his actual sexual preference. Lily turned a little and noticed James looking at her with a content smirk. She quickly turned away, covering up her laughter with a cough.

She looked to Snape whose pale features were reflected in his abnormally greasy hair. Lily knew he hated the Marauders as much or more than Lucius did, though since he was never as quick as James or Sirius, he was often on the receiving end of their 'fun'. Lily should have felt sorry for Snape but the pity party had long since stopped. She felt no need to stand up for someone who brought it on himself.

All retaliation from Malfoy, whose face seemed to glow red, was lost when Slughorn came in with a cheery grin, completely oblivious of the happenings around him.

'Welcome all to your final potions year…'

A/N: Okay now I've given you a prologue and a chapter (just so you kind of get the idea I'm going for). So please review since I have no idea if I should even continue writing this story. I would totally suck to find out at the end of the story that it actually sucked and that I wasted all this time thinking that I had a decent thing here. So please save my time and sanity and review. Nice comments are more than welcome.