Xigbar quickly walked out of the Superior's study and walked to his room. He quickly changed and teleported off to work. As he walks to the building he gets stared at and gets whispered at and it was starting to piss Xigbar off. So when two teenage girls whispered behind him after looking at him, he snapped.
"GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME!?!? HUH, HUH!?!"
The two girls looked frighted and quickly ran off.
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!"
He then walked inside and then stood behind the register. He put his ponytail quickly through the hole of his hat and waited until a very 'big' man came over.
"Hello, welcome to Burger King. How may I help you?"
"Yes, I'll have two burgers, a large fry and drink and a pie."
"Do you really think, that you need that man?"
"Are you calling me fat!"
"Umm, no. Im pointing out the obvious."
"Then I sir, bid you a good day."
"What!?"
The man walked off and Xigbar folded his arms. He said some censored words under his breath until someone else came up.
"Hello, welcome to Burger King. How may I help you?"
"I want.....DUDE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE!?"
"Huh? Oh this. Oh yeah, I just decided one day during math class that id pick it out."
"SERIOUSLY DUDE!?"
"No. I don't know what's wrong with it. Okay."
"On man, did you loss it during a war."
"Piss off!"
"Xigbar!" A female worker said coming over to him.
"Yes, manager."
"You know we don't speak that way. At least during work hours you don't."
"Sorry."
"Nope. Sorry don't cut it. Im moving you to a cook."
"BUT HE OFFENDED ME!!!"
"To bad! Now go."
"BUT...."
"Xigbar, go!"
"Yes mam."
He walks over to the back and goes near the fryers. He puts a few hamburgers on the fryer until he hears the new clerk scream out.
"WIGBLAR!! NUMBER 2 COMBO!!!!"
"It's XIGBAR!"
"WHAT!?"
"Nothing."
He cooks the hamburger to perfection, until he drops it. He quickly picks it back up and puts it on the bun. Then he sneezes on the fries and drops a cough drop in his drink. Xigbar, thinking that this person will just eat and not look, doesn't fix or redo the food. Instead he just puts it on the tray and hands it to........DEMYX!
"Hi, Xiggy!"
"Hey, Demyx. What's going on? Why are you here?"
"I love BK!"
"Is this......your order."
"Yep!"
"Shit."
"What?"
"Ummmm, nothing. HEY LOOK A FLYING HEART!"
"Where?"
He quickly gives the other man Demyx's order and Demyx the other mans order. Luckily, they ordered the same thing.
"Xiggy! I didn't see it."
"Oopsie daisy. Well here. Enjoy!"
"I will, Xiggy."
Demyx quickly sits down and eats it all before the other man had even taken a bite. Demyx leaves and then the man took a bite.
"OH MY! THEIRS A HAIR IN MY FOOD! ALONG WITH SLIME ON MY FRIES! AND A COUGH DROP IN MY DRINK!"
"Oh dear."
"XIGBAR!"
"Yeeeeees."
"Please go to the drive through."
"Fine."
Xigbar moves over their to find that he can't do that either.
"Hello, welcome to...you know where you are. What do you want?"
This lady whispered into the speaker and kept saying pickle. Now being the pervert that Xigbar is quickly became worried that this woman was a rapist. After she was down he just stood their for a few seconds until.
"Are you trying to molest me?" He said.
The lady yelled 'screw you' and drove off. Xigbar backed away until he heard HER.
"XXXIIIGGGBBBAAARRR!!!!!"
"YYYEEESSS!"
"Janitor. NOW!"
"What do I do first?"
"Lets see. Sense you've driven away a few customers, so gooooooo. Clean the ladies restroom."
"You hate me don't you?"
"Just a little."
"Thought so."
He walked in their to find it was so....pink. He but a 'do not enter sign' on the door and began cleaning. He wiped the windows, cleaned the sinks, even the toilets and was now mopping the floors. He began talking to himself.
"Man she's scary. I don't even so this shit for Xemnas, but with her it's like....she messes with your mind. Why am I even doing this?"
He thought for a moment to remember why. Then he continued to talk to himself.
"Ugh, woman are weird. Larxene's weird, she's weird. Are all woman like this? Hm. I don't think so. Maybe it's just my luck that I know the weird ones. I mean, Larxene isn't as bad as her."
He stops and thinks. Then quickly adds to his own conversation.
"They must never meet, Larxene and this manager. If so then....oh Kingdom Hearts I don't even like to think about it."
He finishes and then looks at the list she had given him. The last thing on the list was to empty ALL containers. He empties the trash cans but then looks inside the bathrooms.
"Ewy! Gross." He starts to reach for it before saying. "Kingdom Hearts. Please strike me where I stand."
He reaches and reaches and almost touches it before.
"I CAN'T DO IT!!"
But soon he quickly gets up all his courage and puts on some gloves before emptying all of them. Sadly, the bag touches his arm and he thought it was something else. He ran out of the bathroom screaming.
"IT TOUCHED ME! THE NASTY THING TOUCHED ME!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
He jumped behind the counter and ran into the kitchen. As he ran he tripped over a cord and the fryer oil spilt on him.
"OUCH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! KINGDOM HEARTS I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT ME NOW!!!!!!!! I MEANT IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Later that day Xigbar went into the hospital to get his burns checked out. He had gotten third-degree burns on his back. He was bandaged and sent home. He later went back to Burger King to receive his pay check. He was given a full weeks pay. Sadly, it was only 350 munny. He then sat in the office with Xemnas. Who wasn't mad at him anymore. They both stared at everyone. Anger in both of their eyes.
"Xemnas was right. If you take the services that these people go through for granted. It will bite you in the ass. Or in my case. Burn me in the back."
"Im so sorry." Xaldin said. Breaking the silence.
"Well, you seem ready to go to work. All happy and joyful. So where do you work? Probably some great place where you don't do anything. Right?'
"Suuuure. Lets go with that."
"Huh?" Xemans and Xigbar both say.
"I SAID LETS GO WITH THAT!!!"
To be continued...
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Xiggy worked at Burger King! Oh yeah, you want fries with that? You know it! Anyhow, I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Organization XIII, Square-Enix, Burger King or the pickle joke. Organization XIII is owned by Kingdom Hearts and that's owned by Square-Enix and that's owned by a business man. Burger King is also owned by a business man. And the joke I mentioned up top are owned by Dane Cook. Not me. So their. A disclaimer. Happy cruel world! Any who, next up is Xaldin. So review or Xigbar will not heal fast. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And if you do, you get a yummy cookie.
