Spazzy-chan: YAY! More violence and arguing

Naruto: AND RAMEN! :D

Sasuke: Hn Dobe

Spazzy-chan: Don't be mean!!!

Sasuke: I don't know who's more annoying, you or Sakura….

Spazzy-chan/Sakura: WHAT!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!!!! WE"RE GOING TO KILL YOU!

Sasuke: O_o"

Spazzy-chan: Muahahaha! Payback…….Dont forget Uchiha that I'm the author……

Sasuke:……oh….no….

Spazzy-chan….ohhhh yeahhh!!! NARUTO! Disclaimer please!

Naruto: Spazzy-chan doesn't own us!!!! Dattebayo!

At Ichiraku Ramen:

"RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Naruto, please shut up……"

"Wow Ugly! You're not yelling!!!!"

"Shut up!"

"Hn. Annoying."

"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!!? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS ANNOYING?!!! YOUR STUPID UCHIHA LANGUAGE! WHO THE HELL SAYS 'HN' ALL THE TIME BESIDES YOU? THAT'S ANNOYING!!!! NOW I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU ALL WOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!"Bellowed Sakura.

Sasuke…..was speachless, Naruto slurped his ramen, Sai just smiled.

*slurp* with

*slurp* every

*slurp* slurp

*tap* Sakura

*slurp* was getting

*tap tap* pissed.

*sluuuuuuuuurrpp*

*tap-slurp*

"GODDAMN IT!"

Sakura got up and punched Naruto in the face. And Naruto started crying.

"Pussy."

"Great, now we need to take him to the hospital……God, this is annoying…"

Sasuke dragged Naruto by his left foot to the hospital….Tsunade said that he had a broken nose and a concussion and then she yelled at Sakura privately.

"I'm going home…..." With that Sakura left leaving Sai and Sasuke all alone in the hospital room with an unconscious Naruto. Sasuke glared evilly at Sai but Sai just smiled back which made Sasuke twitch.

"I have somebody that wants to talk to you, Uchiha." Said Sai.

"Hn. Who?"

"OOHHHH KAAAAAAAARRRRINNN!" Karin the fat pig dog skank bitch-face kicked the door open.

"Oh! Sasuke-kun! I loooooooooove you! Let's get married!!"

"FML!!!!!"

"Muahahahha!!!"

Sasuke and Karin's left eye twitched when they heard Sai laugh.

Sai left Sasuke and Karin alone so she could continue molesting Sasuke.

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2 Days later

"Well, now that Naruto is out of the hospital we could continue our bonding exercises!!!" Said Kakashi enthusiastically.

Everyone sweatdropped.

"But, first I need to tell you, I'm going on a mission for today and my replacement will be……ANKO!!!"

"OH SHIT!"

"….annoying."

"I hate her she's such a bitch."

"Aww guys she couldn't be that bad could she?" Asked Sai innocently.

Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke stared at him.

"Yeah, she is."

"This sucks coz we hate each other and its going to be Hell!"

"Sakura, if you think it's going to be Hell for you….it's going to be eight times worse for us…"

"ALL RIGHT YOU PIECES OF SHIT! I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM SPEAKING TO YOU!!! OH LOOK IT'S HARUNO!"

"Yeah it's me, got a problem there Anko?"

"DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! I'M YOUR SENSEI'S REPLACEMENT! SO RESPECT ME BITCH!"

"When Hell freezes over."

"Oi…Sakura-chan and anko….that doesn't mix well.."

"YA THINK?"

Sai, Sasuke, and Naruto looked over to where the two women were arguing.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"YOU!"

"NO! YOU!'

"FUCKING BITCH!"

"STUPID BITCH!"

"Alright I've had enough."

Sasuke went over to Sakura picked her up, threw her over his shoulder and started to walk away.

"UCHIHA! YOU BETTER PUT ME DOWN OR I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!"

"MAYBE IF YOU WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PICK YOU UP!"

"SHE STARTED IT!"

"WELL THEN I'LL END IT!"

Sasuke dropped Sakura and walked over to Anko.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE SAKURA ALONE!"

He walked over to Sakura.

"STAY AWAY FROM HER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Everyone was speechless and just looked the extremely pissed off Uchiha.

"Alright maggots that's enough for today go home!"

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Spazzy-chan: Yeah I kno it's short…I have writer's block and I need ideas!

Sasuke: bull shit! Ur just lazy

Spazzy-chan: don't make me get Karin again!

Sasuke: *twitch*

Sakura: *sigh* review please!