The next day, Naruto and Sasuke began working on their plan, which Sakura decided to join when she'd woken up. Sasuke was team captain, and threw out orders at his companions to make the best of the plan.
'Naruto, go to the market and find the sweetest and most-fattening treats and bring them back here so we can stuff Sakura's face. The more the better!' Sasuke commanded.
'Alright!' Naruto said, marching off to find his Teletubbies shopping basket which he'd hidden in his Special Spot where no one could find it, even though everyone knew it already - under his bed, where most of his other things are (he wasn't very good at cleaning his room, so he just chucked everything under the bed).
'Sakura, go up and put on the best-looking bikinis ever, and practise taking them off without hurting anyone!' Sasuke said to Sakura.
'Hai! Sasuke-kun!' Sakura said and went upstairs.
'And as for me… I'll just sit back and relax while I watch you two do all the work…' Sasuke sighed, smirking.
'Not a chance, baka…' Naruto murmured as he dropped a few worms in Sasuke's tea, grinning.
Sasuke took a sip, spat the tea out and started chasing Naruto, slapping him whenever he could.
In the Evening...
'Perfect. Everything's ready,' Sasuke smiled as he saw the fattest, plumpest and most fugliest Sakura laid out in front of him.
'Oww, my back hurts from shopping,' Naruto complained.
'It's your face that hurts from my slaps, dobe, now shut the fuck up and let's go to Lee's place to invite them over for the best show ever…' Sasuke cackled.
'Yeah, I suppose all that hard work was worth it, let's go,' Naruto said and they set off for Lee's house.
After 15 minutes of walking, they approached the front door of Lee's house, which was painted green because Lee said it was a youthful colour.
Sasuke knocked on the green door, which opened to reveal Lee in his green training suit, standing on a green carpet. In fact, basically his whole house was green!
'Ah! Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura-chan! How youthful of you all to pay me a visit at this hour! Please, come in!' Lee offered.
'No thanks, Lee, we actually came over to invite you and Kee to our house for dinner. And Sakura's gonna put on a show for you all. After all, we do want to make our guest feel welcome,' Sasuke said, smirking.
'Oh well… actually… Kee left this morning! Sorry guys!'
Hearing this, all three of Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto collapsed on Lee's green front verandah.
'I did all that work, when I could've spent time watching Teletubbies and reading The Early Learning Book!' Naruto groaned.
'But, Naruto... You don't know how to read...' Sasuke reminded him, weeping on Lee's verandah.
The Next Day…
'Ah, what a peaceful morning, no Lee, no Kee, and no fuzzy brows…' Naruto said as he stared into the sky.
'NARUTO! SASUKE! SAKURA-CHAN! I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!' Lee called from down the hill.
Sakura sat up, 'A surprise? Should we go see then?'
'Yeah, why not,' Sasuke said.
When they headed down the hill, their eyes literally popped out of their sockets.
'G'morning Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura-chan! You all sounded so disappointed yesterday to hear that Kee left, so, to make it up to you, I brought my whole family to Konoha!' Lee exclaimed as he and his parade of bushy brows behind him shined their ever-so-shiny teeth.
Sasuke was the first to faint.
Sakura fainted because of Sasuke.
Naruto fainted because of the blindening white teeth that stood before him.
Will this ever end?
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