Disclaimer- I DO NOT OWN HOST CLUB!!! If I did I would bound and gag Haruhi and take her place in the club…heh heh heh…
TOYA and KYOYA- Thank you so much for the advice!! Its true…yea. And its not necessarily the fact that I hate her, its just that shes in the GREATEST place EVER with THE HOST CLUB and she just sits there, wishing she was somewhere else…HARUHI YOUR NOT SMART AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!
Bobbet- YUP YUP I AGREE!!! THANX 4 THE IDEA I AM SO GUNNA USE IT!!! So thank you too XD
Arashi-senpai- Plenty of Tama torture! i love tama but hey...it wouldnt be host club without the twins torturing him, neh? bwahahaha!
Bhel-Elryss- Thank you so much!! i was kind of worried about if i made characters OOC...thank you!!
Creager- i thought i fixed that...? JEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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They woke up to the sound of...well...it sounded like a dying cat, but it was actually the upset wail of a king.
They all immediately jumped out of their tents, pjs and all, to see what had made the king scream so frickin loudly at 5 a.m. in the morning. As they saw the scene unfold before them, they couldn't hold back giggles. Even Mori was chuckling. The twins though, were rolling around on the ground laughing. (A/N: cuz they did it *coff coff*) Tamaki had been tied up in a tree as he slept, wearing nothing but...well, nothing.
Haruhi quickly turned around, face a giant tomato, before running into her tent.
"I'm changing, DON'T COME IN!!!" she yelled. Mori helped Tama down, and the great king ran into his tent with his face the color of Haruhi's. He didn't come out for quite a while, so the twins decided to have some more fun.
"Hey, king," Kaoru started.
"You looked great," the other finished. "You should've seen Haruhi. She was droolin' like she saw giant tuna or something!!!" Haruhi angrily shouted a few choice words from her tent to put down that statement. They ignored her.
"Yea, king," Kaoru prodded. "If your so kingly and beautiful, why are you so worried??" An evil smirk was passed between the two.
"Don't call me king right now..." Tamaki whispered. Everyone shut up and turned to stare at the closed tent. You could hear Antoinette barking from two hours away. "I've momentarily abdicated my throne...due to humiliation..." you could almost hear the 'doom' at the end of that sentence.
Hunny skipped over, dragging Usa-chan behind him.
"C'mon, Tama-chan!! There's so much you wanted to do today, neh??" Suddenly Tamaki burst through the top of the tent and landed right infront of everyone. Wearing a swimsuit. Haruhi had just stepped out of her tent, and immediately groaned.
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes yes YES!!!" Tamaki answered ecxitedly. "We're right next to a lake!!! We MUST!!! Commoners go all the time!!!" Kyouya turned to do that evil-smile thing.
"I'll go," he answered, still smiling.
Hunny and Mori were prepared to go, and the twins, though they were complaining, had great ideas in mind.
When they all stepped out of their tents with bathingsuits on, Tamaki grabbed Haruhi's hand and began dragging her to the waters' edge.
"Its time for Daddy/Daughter BONDING TIME!!!" He shouted, attempting to run right when Haruhi sat down, pulling him down with her.
"No." she stated, with the ferocity of Kyouya. Tamaki froze in fear (A/N: again. that tone can really do that to ya.) and everyone else walked over. Hunny had his water tube in hand.
"Takashi, Takashi, carry me!!" Hunny said happily. Mori leaned down to pick Hunny up, and walked into the water.
"Tono, shouldn't you be in the water?" Hikaru asked. Tamaki looked up from his emo-corner and nodded, dragging his feet behind him. Once he was in the water, the vent guy started working again.
"Isn't this lovely...?" he asked, sparkling. He waded in a little deeper until it completely covered his bottom half. The twins heard what he had said.
"So that kings back?" asked Hikaru.
"I think we should make him know his place, he's getting cocky." They both smirked.
"I AIN'T IN NO WAY GETTIN' COCKY!!!" Tama yelled. "I'M KING, I'M JUST NATURALLY BETTER!!!"
He looked around to rant at the twins about how kingly he was, but they were nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, he felt his trunks yanked off and the twins appeared infront of him...with his drawers. GASP!!! (A/N: dun dun dun DUN!!!!!!) Tamaki suppressed a girly squeal as the twins high-tailed it to the shore, snickering the whole way. He looked around to see who was wathching. Kyouya was facing the other way, but...IS THAT A SMILE?!?!?! Tamaki internally gasped. His friend was getting enjoyment out of his torture!!! Puppy dog tears came up to his eyes. Mori and Hunny weren't paying any attention; Mori was busy watching Hunny splash everywhere while holding Usa. But...Haruhi was watching. How am i supposed to get my swimtrunks when my daughter is watching?!?!?!?!?! He then proceeded to point behind Haruhi, screaming "ITS G.H. MAN(1)!!! LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!" Everyone turned to stare, and Tama streaked to his tent.
When he finally came out, Everyone was in the water, minus Kyouya. Kyouya was scribbling away in his notebook. (A/N: and laying on his conveniently placed hammock) When he noticed Tamaki walking over, he smiled and got up.
"Tamaki, i decided we could make some profit out of this trip." he said. "I'm making an album. This is the first page." He opened it up, and handed it to Tamaki. Tama looked, then fell to the ground twitching. Kyouya chuckled, and walked back over to the hammock. This is going to be fun, he thought to himself. For on the first page of the album, was a huge, colorful picture of a naked Tamaki streaking to his tent. All Tama could think was, how did he even get that picture??
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When Tamaki woke up from his mini-coma, eveyone had gathered around him.
"Is he okay, Takashi?" Hunny asked, hugging Usa close.
"Mm." Mori nodded.
Tamaki blinked a few times. "How long was I out...?" he asked, rubbing his eyes.
"For an hour." said Haruhi, uncaring. "We're hungry, an you dragged us here. Tell the twins to stop trying to light the fire with pine-needles, gasoline and matches before the blow up the place, and get us something to EAT!!!" Tamaki shivered.
"O-okay..." He slowly got up to walk over to the firepit where the twins were. "I command you to stop at once-!!!"
BOOM.
..."I guess they finally lit the match."
Tama, Hika, and Kao walked over with singed hair and black faces.
"Thats what you get," Kyouya said without looking up.
The three of them walked into their tent and came out with new clothes and clean faces.
"No campfire dinner...?" Hunny asked dissapointedly.
"No," said Kyouya. "Get in the car, we're going out to eat." Tamaki was about to complain that that wasn't the 'commoner way', but the glare Kyou sent was enough to shut him up.
"Oh and Tamaki," he said, turing around, "you're paying." He smiled and sat down in the front seat.
At dinner that night, Kyouya picked the most expensive place he saw. And he picked the most expensive item on the menu. And he insisted that Haruhi go two courses, and that everyone got dessert. All in all, a very expensive dinner. I won't say how much, cuz I don't wanna get sued for the heart attacks of my readers X3.
When they got back, everyone immediately went to their tents. (A/N: again.) Except for a pair of Demon Doppelgangers, who were busy planning...
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(1)- G.H. Man is what me and ParadiseMomiji invented in art class out of bordom. Hes a gay superman!! GayHair Man!! his cape is rainbow cuz he supports gay pride!! and we are not homophobes, btw. we were just bord.
Thanx again to Bobbet for the idea of swimming and Tamaki losing his swim trunks!!
Hey!! Me again!! its...kind of a lame cliffy, huh? oh well! il get better as time goes on!!! Idk how often to update but it won't be a long wait!! cuz i get bored often...oh, i didnt really do anything to annoy Haruhi...but i have a few ideas, so i will...! haha so if you have anything to tell me, whether you liked it or there's something to change, please do!! And i LOVE IDEAS!!! really!! Ideas for anything!! I'd really appriciate it!!!
Until the next chapter,
HogoshaOtaku
