~~~~~~~~~~~Leyline Queen Chapter 2: Oh Aisha!~~~~~~~~~~~~
The night Melfina was affectionately dubbed "Leyline Queen" by her friends' parody, Aisha went awol. She snuck downstairs for a midnight snack- -or so it seemed. By morning, she had eaten every scrap of food they had! Of course, the others found out the hard way...
".......BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!"
"Alright, where the *bleep* did that come from?!" Gene roared. "Uh, Aniki...." Jim meekly retorted while pointing toward the kitchen. Gene sweatdropped. "Oh, right. I knew that."
"Sure ya did," sounded a voice from the kitchen. "Aisha? What the *bleep* did you--" Gene was cut off once he saw Aisha as fat as a blimp, and realizing--
"THERE'S NO FOOD LEFT! Aisha Clan-Clan, you are going down." Gene took out his caster. All of a sudden, Melfina jumped in front of him. "This is no way to solve anything!" she screeched. "But Mel, she ate everything in the house and I'm broke," Gene whimpered. "Being broke's your own stupid fault," Jim mumbled. "What did you say?" Gene threateningly asked. Melfina sighed. "I'll lend you money, Gene. Just take it and go, please.""And don't spend it on anything at the bar," Jim retorted. So Gene left, and Suzuka decided to come down, now that the worst was over.
Aisha's trusty radio was still on, and she moaned, "Could you guys make up a parody song about me?" Of course, everyone was ticked off with her for obvious reasons. But all three of them had a wicked plan--Aisha-bashing. And ya know what song they used?
"...Aaron, oh Aaron..."
They worked out the plan, poor Aisha not having a clue what they were doing. But one problem...who would do the voice role of Aaron Carter/Aisha? Both girls looked at Jim. "Awww man, I can't believe I'm doing this..."
"Now we've got a surprise for you, Aisha," Melfina stated, trying to keep from giggling. Suzuka turned on the karaoke and Jim grabbed the microphone. And he sang...
"Well, I guess the best way for me to begin, is,
the other night, I was hangin' with some friends
Then Mel said 'I don`t think I'm fit for Gene',
So me and Suzu told her 'You`re the leyline queen'
But then after that I got really really hungry,
So I ate everything, then Gene almost killed me!
Now I'm as fat as the Goodyear blimp,
And now I can't walk, crawl, or even limp!"
Then Melfina and Suzuka joined in.
"Aisha, oh Aisha, what are you going to do?"
"Aww man"
"You`re eating us all out of house and home"
"What?"
"And out of money too!"
"Okay..."
"Aisha, oh Aisha, what are we going to do with you?"
"Hey!"
"A Ctarl-Ctarl always pigging out,"
"Yeah?"
Honestly, you are a fool."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
Well, that sure taught Aisha a lesson. ^.^
~The End~
A/N--I don't own OLS (darn) or Aaron Carter's "Oh Aaron" (yay). Let me know if you want any new chapters. I accept ideas, comments, flames, whatever! Oh, and BTW, I'm not an Aisha-basher, they just happen to be IN THIS FIC ONLY. So don't kill me if you're an Aisha fan. Please.
The night Melfina was affectionately dubbed "Leyline Queen" by her friends' parody, Aisha went awol. She snuck downstairs for a midnight snack- -or so it seemed. By morning, she had eaten every scrap of food they had! Of course, the others found out the hard way...
".......BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!"
"Alright, where the *bleep* did that come from?!" Gene roared. "Uh, Aniki...." Jim meekly retorted while pointing toward the kitchen. Gene sweatdropped. "Oh, right. I knew that."
"Sure ya did," sounded a voice from the kitchen. "Aisha? What the *bleep* did you--" Gene was cut off once he saw Aisha as fat as a blimp, and realizing--
"THERE'S NO FOOD LEFT! Aisha Clan-Clan, you are going down." Gene took out his caster. All of a sudden, Melfina jumped in front of him. "This is no way to solve anything!" she screeched. "But Mel, she ate everything in the house and I'm broke," Gene whimpered. "Being broke's your own stupid fault," Jim mumbled. "What did you say?" Gene threateningly asked. Melfina sighed. "I'll lend you money, Gene. Just take it and go, please.""And don't spend it on anything at the bar," Jim retorted. So Gene left, and Suzuka decided to come down, now that the worst was over.
Aisha's trusty radio was still on, and she moaned, "Could you guys make up a parody song about me?" Of course, everyone was ticked off with her for obvious reasons. But all three of them had a wicked plan--Aisha-bashing. And ya know what song they used?
"...Aaron, oh Aaron..."
They worked out the plan, poor Aisha not having a clue what they were doing. But one problem...who would do the voice role of Aaron Carter/Aisha? Both girls looked at Jim. "Awww man, I can't believe I'm doing this..."
"Now we've got a surprise for you, Aisha," Melfina stated, trying to keep from giggling. Suzuka turned on the karaoke and Jim grabbed the microphone. And he sang...
"Well, I guess the best way for me to begin, is,
the other night, I was hangin' with some friends
Then Mel said 'I don`t think I'm fit for Gene',
So me and Suzu told her 'You`re the leyline queen'
But then after that I got really really hungry,
So I ate everything, then Gene almost killed me!
Now I'm as fat as the Goodyear blimp,
And now I can't walk, crawl, or even limp!"
Then Melfina and Suzuka joined in.
"Aisha, oh Aisha, what are you going to do?"
"Aww man"
"You`re eating us all out of house and home"
"What?"
"And out of money too!"
"Okay..."
"Aisha, oh Aisha, what are we going to do with you?"
"Hey!"
"A Ctarl-Ctarl always pigging out,"
"Yeah?"
Honestly, you are a fool."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
Well, that sure taught Aisha a lesson. ^.^
~The End~
A/N--I don't own OLS (darn) or Aaron Carter's "Oh Aaron" (yay). Let me know if you want any new chapters. I accept ideas, comments, flames, whatever! Oh, and BTW, I'm not an Aisha-basher, they just happen to be IN THIS FIC ONLY. So don't kill me if you're an Aisha fan. Please.
