Chapter 2

Tariana and Marth started to eat a late lunch in the cafateria at the Smash Brothers corperation, when Zelda comes up to Tariana and asks, "Hey Tariana, all of us girls are going to have a sleep over, and we were wondering if you'd like to join us?"

"Sure, is Lin coming?" replied Tariana.

"Hey! What about me? I could pass as a girl, actually most of us guys could, since we all wear tunics which look like dresses. The only ones who couldn't really pass as girls are all the Star Fox characters, Captain Falcon, and Snake." Marth said.

Just then Ike, Roy, and Tune Link come up behind Marth and Gibb slap him.

"Hey, what was that for?" complained Marth.

"That was for calling us girls!" Ike, Roy, and Tune Link said at once.

"All right no hitting, save that for the battles." interrupted Master Hand.

"That's right kiddies, no fighting on the lunch room. If you do I will personally force you to watch Barney, Barbie, and the dreaded Dora! Mwahahahaha!" Crazy Hand said in a creepy falsetto voice.

All was silent, then Big Link farted and said, "Awman! I just lost my idea!" Every body in the room started to laugh except for Master and Crazy Hand.

"Eww big bro! You could've done that out side. That smells so bad that I could've passed out. No more octoroc sandwiches for you!" said Little Link while fanning the air with both hands. Zelda then does the face palm.

***

After the room was aired out and food spared…

I can't believe that I've already been invited to a sleep over!" Tariana said excitedly.

"I wish I could go to a sleep over. People think that I'm a girl all the time." Marth complained again.

"Marth the only reason why people mistake you for a girl is because of your tiara. I still think that you're adorable though, and you have a lot of lady fans."

"I know that I have a lot of lady fans, but I only want you."

"You're so sweet."

"There you are Marth, I hoped to find you here, because you have a battle in five." said one of the battle organizers.

"Thanks for finding me. I'll be there in one sec." replied Marth.

"Since you're going to battle I think that I'll head back over to the designer again. So… see you later?" said Tariana.

"Bye." Marth said.

***

At the designers…

"So, have you decided on a style yet?" asked Harriet.

"Yep! I'm going to go with a gothic theme, but not too dark." answered Tariana.

"We can do that. No dresses right?"

"Correct."

20 shirts later…

"I love this tunic!" said Tariana happily.

"I do too." said Harriet.

21 pants later…

"These white pants are perfect." said Tariana.

"I like the way it flows with the tunic." judged Harriet.

50 pairs of shoes later…

"The final part of the outfit." said Tariana admiringly.

"I love this outfit you've put together." complimented Harriet.

***

During Marth's last tournament battle…

"Die Marthy-Marth!" yelled Roy as Marth dodged another one of his attacks.

"Never!" exclaimed Marth .

Then Marth, behind Roy, used Dancing Blade and instantly K.O.'d Roy.

Roy, wasting no time after got put back in the battle, did a sadly failed attempt at his final smash. Fortunately for Marth, that meant another chance at defeating Roy. So Marth seized the chance and did an un-failed attempt at a final smash. Unfortunately for Roy this means being K.O.'d by Marth.

"5,4,3,2,1! Game Set!" counted down Master Hand,

"This game's winner! Marth!" Master Hand announced.

"Konkai wa boku no kachi da ne?" Marth said into the recording camera, which translates to "This time, it's my victory, isn't it?"

***

In the Main Lobby…

"Yay! Go Marth!" yelled on of Marth's lady fans.

"He is so adorable!" yelled another.

***

Back upstairs…

"Marth, don't go down stairs! Whatever you do, don't go down there!" Crazy Hand yelled.

"Why?" questioned Marth.

"Your lady fans will destroy you with their kisses of DOOM!" Crazy Hand answered.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Marth, for no matter how many lady fans a man had it was never worth getting destroyed by their love.

***

At the designer…

"What was that?" asked Tariana.

"I don't know." replied Harriet.

Then, Marth comes bursting into the room.

"Tariana… I… have… t-to many… lady fans." Marth said while out of breath.

"Marth you've always had a lot of lady fans." said Tariana.

"Yes, I know, but they're going to destroy me!"

"With what? Their bra's and under wear?"

"No, with their kisses of doom!"

"Marth, if a girl can kill a guy with a kiss, then all men would be dead by now. Since you haven't died yet then this is not true ,so who told you this lie?"

"Master and Crazy Hand."

"Run Marth! Run like the wind!" Crazy Hand bellowed while spazzing in the hallway.

Then, the dreaded noise of screaming girls came.

"Tariana save me, save me from these crazy women!" said Marth as he cowered behind her.

After he said that Tariana instantly warped the both of them to Marth's dorm where they would temporarily be safe.

"I told you they'd kill me." said Marth still terrified.

"I got you out of there didn't I?" responded Tariana in a slightly offended tone.

***

Back at the corporation…

"Where'd he go?"

"Yah! I just wanted a hug."

"Back off! He's mine!"

"No! he's mine"

"No! he's mine"

Then a fight broke out between the two and ended up escalading into all of the lady fans fighting each other.

"Ladies, what about us?" Big Link said from out of nowhere.

"Nah your not as cool as you used to be, but we'll take Pit." said one of the lady fans.

"Yah! He's way cuter than Marth or you!" said another one.

"Hah! That's 1,000,002 for me and 1 for you!" Pit taunted Big Link.

"Yah! But at least I won't get trampled by the 1,000,000 of them." Big Link replied in the same taunting manner as Pit.

Then Lin comes in saying, "DON'T TOUCH MY PITTY CAKE!"

***

Back at Marth's dorm…

"So how are we going to live with this?" asked Marth.

"I think I know how." responded Tariana.

"Tell me woman!"

"Not until you say please."

"Fine, please tell me woman!"

"Better, but it still needs some work. Okay my idea was for you to dress like a girl for the rest of your miserable life."

"What! You're crazy!"

"You said that you could be mistaken for a girl."

"True. If this is truly my last resort then you're not allowed to make fun of me. Got that."

"Yes I do."

When Marth got Tariana's dress on and hair fixed Ike suddenly comes into the room. "Nice dress Princess Martha. What are you doing, playing dress up?" Ike said while laughing.

"Be nice to him, he's disguising himself so his lady fans can't recognize him." said Tariana as she was applying her pink lipstick on Marth.

"I new you where girly before, but I didn't know that you could go this extreme. You look exactly like a girl. This is too funny." teased Ike.

"Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment."

"Hey Martha! Smile!" said Little Link from behind Ike with Toon Link's pictobox.

"Why you little twerp! Get back here!" Marth said angrily as he ran out of the room with his sword raised above his head.

***

In the Smash Mansion cafeteria…

"Hey every body look at this!" Little Link said while he had his newly taken picture raised in the air.

"Get back here you little twerp!" yelled the still angry Marth.

Then every body in the cafeteria started to laugh. Marth, wondered about this then realized that he still looked like a girl.

"I hate you Link!" screamed Marth.

"I wasn't my fault that you just lost all your lady fans and manliness." Little Link.

***

"I can't believe he just ran into the cafeteria in a dress." Ike said to Tariana.

"Imagine how he must feel right now." said Tariana.

"I can."

"I know you can, 'cause you've done it before."

"No I haven't."

"Yes you have remember, you did it like 2 years ago."

"Oh yah. I believe I had told no one to remind me of that day."

"Yes you did, but it's fun reminding you of that anyways."

"I officially hate you."

"Thanks I now officially hate you to."

"Hey! No copy me!"

"You mean don't copy me."

"Don't get me started woman! Ike carnivore, meaning that I eat only meat!"

***

In the cafeteria…

"Everybody stop laughing at me!" Marth said on the verge of tears.

"Marth there you are!" Tariana said as she ran up and hugged Marth from behind.

"Are you going to laugh at me too?" asked Marth.

"No silly I only came here to get you so I can get you back to your dorm, and get you to look like a guy again." Tariana said with a smile.

"Okay, but I think all of my manliness just went down the toilet."

_____________________________________________________________I'm sorry for taking so long to post this chapter I just have been concentrating on my homework instead of writing chapter 2. Hoped you enjoyed this story.