So, I'm kind of sick of the whole writing way, so I'm doing it like this this chapter. Haha, I said "this this" Get it ?! Do do ?! DOODOO ?! Ahh, forget it.
Just an FYI, all of these are done spellcheckless. I don't even proofread. So sorry for suckiness.
Fang 2's POV in here !!
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Shit. The last thing I remember is Sparkles. I love Sparkles. Now I'm in this white room. White is pretty. I like bright blue better. And green. Green is cool. Why are my sentences so short ?? Perhaps to accent my joy and happiness ?? SQWEE.
But there were no windows. And no Sparkles. WAH !! I like the outside. It's so shiny and sunny. I like night, too, 'cos it's all twinkly and starry and moony. Hehe, moon.
This voice suddenly boomed over the speakers. It said "Hey !! I have you now, Fang !! You are MINE !!" The voice sounded girlish. Girlish is a funny word. Funny is happy, because I like funny. It's so cheerful and uplifting.
Seriously, though, who is this girl who has captured me ??
"I am . . ." it started.
I looked up in confusion.
"I am . . ." she tried again, after being interrupted by my facial expressions.
No way she's continuing now. Evil be gone !! I glared like Fang 1 is supposed to.
"I" OOH !! PERFECT SETUP !
I belted out, "'m a revolution !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WTF ?!" the preppy girlish voice exclaimed, "Fang doesn't sing !! Because he's emo and dark and schmex !!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH FANGYPOO ?!"
"PONIES !!" I shouted.
"BLAST !! The chloraform must have damaged his brain . . ."
"I CAN'T STAY AWAY . . . . . . AYYY !!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm NEVER buying chloraform from that AIDS-dealing hobo EVER again !!"
"ONE MISSION AT A TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!"
"He hurted my Fangypooo !!!!!"
Hehe. I'm pretty evil for someone so cheerful . . . "Moo."
"Noooo Fangypoo !!!!!!!!!!!"
Ooooh I'm going to have some fun now, "I'm not your Fangypoo," I said in a monotone.
"Who are you then ??" The voice sounded shocked.
"I am . . ."
"Yes ??"
"I'M A REVOLUTION !!"
"STUPID HOBO !"
"Want to know who I really am ??"
"Tell me more, tell me more, tell me more, tell me more !!"
"I am . . ." -dramatic pause, folks- ". . . your fathurhhhh."
I distincly heard the sound of a facepalm through the speakers.
I did a happy dance.
Feeling whimsical, I decided to improv a happy dance song. "I am mister happy dance, I dance and dance and dance and dance, 'cos I am mister happy dance, who dances dances like a squash, butternut and papayas like, DANCE DANCE DANCE !!!"
Silence this time. I'm missing those crickets and cobwebs more and more every day.
"I lurve you Fangypoo. Come back to me !! You can beat Erasers, so don't let a little chloraform hold you down !!"
"I told you, I ain't no Fangypoo yo sista from another mista !! Wurdd."
"GangstyFangyPoopyPoo ??"
"Yo yo just say poopypoo that be so jank yo no !! Yo yo !! No no !! Wurdd."
"Pout !!"
"Yo yo yiggity yo whatsa cracka lackin' in da hizz house ma homie G dawgg ??"
"I'm a LITTLE G !!"
"BIG G !!"
"LITTLE G !!"
"BIG G !!"
"LITTLE G !!"
"BIG G !!"
"LITTLE G !!"
"BIG G !!"
"LITTLE G !!"
"BIG G !!"
"LITTLE G !!"
"Don't gimme no pop no pop, don't gimme no tea no tea, just gimme that milk MOO MOO MOO MOO !! Just gimme that milk MOO MOO MOO MOO !!"
"So, Big G Dawg Fang . . ."
"Nope. Not me."
"Blast."
"Give up ??"
"Yepp."
"Me be Fang 2. PONIES !!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ARCH ENEMY . . . . FANG 2 !!!!!!!!!!!"
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A/N ooooooh . . . Fang 2 has an arch enemy ?? STAY THE FLIP TUNED !!!
By the way -- REVIEWERS: Me lurffles you !!! *glomples Vera A, Beachrat-dot-com, M.G Christiani, and meself [with lurvve]*
AND . . . I'm going to be kidnapping Nudge. Unless anyone already has her. And I'm getting a tad captive-greedy. I mean I have Angel, Total, AND Fang 2. But I want Nudge, so if nobody has reviews telling me you already have her I'll have her next chapter. I sooo want her 'cos she's like me: you can tell by this A/N.
And for clarification this IS NOT a oneshot. If you haven't figuhred it out by now. If you have: Throw a Fang=Schmexx party for yourself: You've earned it for yerr smartness.
And if you haven't found out yet: THERE'S GOING TO BE AN "ADULT" VERSION OF FANG [the next book] !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE*
;D
BLARGH.
