"Tobi is a good boy! Weasel and shark would not have left without him!" Tobi started wailing, huge anime tears making a puddle around his feat. He continued to do so until a certain artist felt obligated to comfort him. Ha, not really. Deidara was fed up with the wailing and was going to give him something to actually cry about. He turned the doorknob and Tobi was silent for a second. It didn't last long. As soon as the blonde opened the door he was greeted by more screaming.

"Deidara-senpai! I WUVVV YOU!" He then proceeded to hug Deidara around the waist tightly and not let go.

"GET OFF ME, UN!" Deidara shrieked like a little girl, trying to push him off. "But….Tobi is a good boy…" Tobi said, slowly releasing his grip, a tear rolling down his mask.

"Ah, come on! Don't cry, un!" Deidara whined, much like a little girl, once again. " DEIDARA IS A MEANIE-PANTS!" Tobi continued to wail. Deidara quickly covered Tobi's mouth with his hand. Deidara dropped his voice and spoke in a menacing whisper, "You'll wake leader-sama, un." His eye twitched, then went wide in realization of what he had done. He pulled back his hand quickly, like he had been burnt. He then started shrieking at a level even Tobi hadn't come to yet.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! I KISSED TOBIIII! GAHHHHHHHH! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! AHHHHH, UN!"

Hidan's eye twitched. That retarded pink-haired girl has been babbling on and on about how good sauce-cakes are. WHAT THE F*** ARE SAUCE CAKES? If he wasn't in disguise, she would have been sacrificed long ago. "Sauce cake looks so good" she mumbled.

"Shut up! What are sauce cakes? They cannot be that good, that you have to go on and on forever about them!" After Hidan's little outburst, the room became completely silent and all eyes were on them. Sakura's face became oddly similar too a tomato as she hid her face in a book and kicked Hidan under the desk. Stupid f***ing little brats. Hidan smirked at the fact he'd embarrassed Sakura so much.

Tobi was wailing at a now gloved Deidara.

"What can I do to make you SHUT UP, UN?" Deidara asked, yelling.

"Play dress up with Tobi." Tobi responded sweetly.

"Never, un"

"DEID-" Tobi started to yell, but was cut off.

"Fine! I'll play. As long as no one sees me, un" Deidara gave in.

"Yay!" Tobi whispered, emphasizing his quietness.

Tobi had gotten Deidara into a light blue frilly dress, with a matching ribbon in his elegant bun and was now finishing his make-up. "OH MY GOSHHH! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY DEI-SENPAI!" Tobi announced loudly. Deidara glared at him, but otherwise ignored it. Tobi became oddly silent, staring at Deidara bashfully.

"What, un?" Deidara asked, annoyed.

"W-Will you… go out with Tobi?" Tobi finished in a slur. Deidara's face turned the color of the clouds on his cloak.

"N-NO, UN!" Deidara yell-whispered, hoping no-one heard them.

"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi yelled, now crying. Sasori chose this time to reveal his hiding place in the closet, with a camera that captured everything.

A/N: Whoot! Review! Second chapter: Done. Yeah! Sooo, Review! Love you! Review! Haha, Later. :] But seriously, review. Or I'll sick Hidan to get you.

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