Chapter 2

"We've all got to get laid this year." Sanji blurted out. It was completely random. I don't know how he was thinking about sex when Zoro was currently slicing Usopp to pieces. In Mortal Kombat, of course.

"Ah, why don't you quit it for once in your life, swirly?" Zoro questioned, using his nickname for Sanji, knowing it would piss him off.

"I will after you kill yourself, stupid Marimo!"

"How bout I kill you first?" Zoro responded, throwing his remote down.

"Hey, we have enough people fighting here without you two adding to it. Shut the hell up!" Dadan shouted, silencing both of them. Everyone was scared of her.

Sanji cleared his throat. "Like I was saying, we have to get laid this year."

"Why? I don't see what the big deal is?" Usopp replied, causing Sanji to nearly have a heart attack.

"The big deal! The big deal is we're in highschool, now. We shouldn't be sitting here playing stupid video games, we should be out there, seeing beautiful girls and going to great parties with drunk beautiful girls." Sanji practically had hearts in his eyes as his hands were clasped together, him being deep in thought about drunk beautiful girls.

"There's some flaws in your little plan, Swirly. One. We're freshman, we don't get invited to parties. And two. Beautiful girls don't like you." Zoro explained, ending whatever fantasy Sanji was having.

"Ah, what do you know? Besides we don't need to be invited to a party, we just need to hear about it. Then, we can crash it."

"I heard if a freshman is caught at a party, they get thrown through a wall." Usopp said. He looked about ready to piss his pants at the thought.

"As a liar yourself, you should know not to believe every rumor you hear, Usopp." Sanji told him quickly. I guess he was right. There was no way they actually threw people through walls. "So, let's go to a party, you guys."

"So, I'm guessing you know where one's at?" I questioned. I know I hadn't heard about any party.

"Well, I don't know where it's at exactly, but your brothers do."

"Like they'll tell us." I scoffed, knowing Ace and Sabo wouldn't breathe a word to me about a party.

"I never said we'd ask them." Sanji smirked as if he had a brilliant plan.

"So how are we supposed to figure out where it is, smart one?" Zoro asked.

"We'll follow them."

"With what?" Usopp started.

"Our bikes?" I continued.

"Are you stupid?" Zoro finished.

"No, not with our bikes. We'd never be able to keep up with Ace. We're gonna follow them in a car."

"So, I suppose you have an invisible boat mobile lying around." Zoro retorted. Last time I checked, none of us had a car, or even a license, or even a learner's permit.

"No, we're gonna use my old man's car."

"Like Zeff would ever let you drive his car."

"He won't know. He's catering for some big time producer's party so he'll be gone all night. He always leaves his keys in his top drawer. He'll never know we took it." Zeff had lost his leg in an accident a few years ago so he didn't drive anymore, but he never got rid of his car. Sanji figured he was saving it for him.

"I don't know about this Sanji." Usopp said.

"Aw, stop being a puss, Usopp. You and Zoro should just go home and get ready then come over to my house, and Luffy when Ace and Sabo start getting ready text me and we'll be right over."

I wasn't sure about this, but it was better than sitting in the house and playing online pirate games. "Okay, I guess."

"Guys, I think I'm coming down with a can't-be-in-a-car-with-Sanji-behind-the-wheel sickness." Usopp spoke as I got into the car.

I laughed at him," It'll be fine, Usopp. Stop worrying."

"You weren't there during the drive here." Zoro responded, looking just as sick as Usopp.

"Will you two shut up? I'm perfectly fine at driving. Now, put your seatbelts on, Ace and Sabo are coming out." We watched as they hopped into Ace's car and took off. Sanji waited until they made their first turn before turning on the headlights and slamming down on the gas, making the car fly forward.

After a few near death experiences and many curse words, Ace and Sabo finally stopped and got out of the car. Sanji parked halfway on the sidewalk and we scrambled out of the car. We didn't take any time to throw up since we didn't want to lose Ace and Sabo, but I definitely could've used it after driving with Sanji.

It was about two minutes of walking before we got to a giant house with music so loud the ground was vibrating. Sanji gave us his best told you this would work smile before making his way toward the house.

We followed behind him. I was hoping nobody would know we were freshman, and stopped us from entering the party. Luckily, no one did. The music was even louder inside the house and we had to shout into each other's ear to make out what someone was saying. Drunk people were everywhere and there were a bunch of half naked girls dancing, which Sanji didn't hesitate to drool at. We made our way to kitchen and grabbed ourselves some beer.

"Alright. Let's chug them down so we can get drunk faster." Sanji suggested. "Last one to chug it all isn't getting laid tonight." He said before quickly putting the can to his lips. We hastily followed behind. I didn't really care about getting laid, but I didn't want to lose. Of course, Zoro won, he had been drinking since he was 12. I came close behind him, and then it was Usopp. Sanji was more than upset about coming in last. Zoro grabbed two more beers before saying something about finding a quiet place to drink before wandering off. I grabbed another one, too, and then decided to find my own adventure, too. I didn't have to look for very long. I had ended up in the backyard and none other than Boa Hancock stood before me, blushing as if I had said something to her.

"H-hi, L-Luffy."

"Uh, hey. How do you know my name?" I asked, taking a sip of beer.

"You're Ace and Sabo's brother. Everyone knows who they are, so it wasn't hard to find out." She answered easily. Then, her eyes widened," Not like I was looking or anything!" She added quickly, her face becoming red. The girls, who never seemed to leave her side, shook their heads.

"Oh, well, um.. Who are your friends?"

She turned around and looked at the girls," They're not my friends, they're my sisters, Sandersonia and Marigold. Why? Do you like one of them?" She questioned, looking like she was ready to kill me if I got the answer wrong.

"N-no. I was just wondering since they always seem to be with you. Now, I know why."

"So, you look at me enough to notice that they're always around?" She stared at the ground playing with her fingers as if she was actually nervous.

"Uh, yeah, I guess." I answered, scratching the back of my head. It was hard not to look at her when Sanji was always telling us to gaze upon her beauty.

She stopped looking at the ground and beamed at me. "S-so, um, Luffy, d-do you want to dance?"

"Sure, why not?" I held my hand out and she took it eagerly, intertwining our fingers. We walked back into the house and practically every pair of eyes were fixed on us. Mouths were opened in shock like they had never seen anything like us before. I guess it was because Hancock was taller than me. I mean I was tall for my age, standing at 5'8, but she had to be at least 5'11. She ignored everyone and began to dance like no one was watching. The dance consisted of her grinding against me and I concentrating hard on Dadan so I could keep myself from going from semi hard to full on hard. If Hancock could feel it, she obviously didn't mind because she continued to do so for the next two songs. I had ran out of beer throughout the middle of the first song, so I was pretty thirsty by the end of our dance session.

"Do you want something to drink?" I shouted, and she nodded. She followed me into the kitchen and I grabbed us both a beer.

"Thanks." Luckily, in the kitchen the music wasn't as loud so we didn't have to shout to hear each other.

"No problem." I smiled and her face turned red. I wonder why she's blushing so much. Silence washed over us as we drank our beers.

"Uh, Luffy?" I raised an eyebrow at her. "Can I-." She stopped and shook her head," Why do you wear that hat?"

I took my straw hat off and looked at it. "It was a gift from a friend who's very important to me. I promised to cherish it until I saw him again." I told her, placing the hat back on my head.

"That's sweet. And it looks nice on you."

"Thanks, Hancock." I smiled and she flushed, looking away from me.

"You're welcome. That actually wasn't the question I was gonna ask you at first."

I raised both eyebrows this time," So what was it?"

"Can I kiss you?" She said quickly, avoiding looking at me. Well, I definitely wasn't expecting that.

"Um, sure?" I responded. She finally looked at me. She took a few steps forward before leaning into me and hesitating for a moment. It was only a second and then her lips were pressed against mine.

Wow. My first high school party and I'm being kissed within the first two hours. Sanji would have killed to be me right now. I wonder if the others managed to find someone.

She pulled away," Is something wrong, Luffy?" She asked, making me realize I hadn't bothered to kiss her back.

"No, there's no problem." I told her and kissed her again. This time I managed to move my lips in sync with hers and when the right time came I bit on her lip. I had never done it before, in fact this was the first time I had ever done more than just kiss a girl on the lips for more than 3 seconds. I had only seen it in the movies *ahem* pornos, that Sanji told us to watch. Hancock didn't seem to mind it, though. She wrapped her arms around my neck and I placed my hands on the small of her back. She had a crop top on and her skin felt smooth under my fingers. The kiss and the fact that I could feel the beginning of the curve on her ass, and her chest pressing against mine were not helping me keep my jeans tent free.

Luckily, or unfortunately, I'm not really sure, we were interrupted. The chanting of Do It was getting louder and the music had been lowered. I was pretty curious to know what the heck people wanted done so badly. Both, Hancock and I, followed people into the living and pushed our way through the crowd to get to the other side of the room, where everyone seemed to be focused on.

"Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!" They continued chanting and I finally made it to the center of attention. Some super tall skinny guy was holding Usopp into the air, ready to throw him through the wall. I guess Usopp was right to believe in the rumors.

"Hey, everybody. This freshman thought he had the right to crash our party and talk to our girls!"

"Dude, she's a freshman, too!" Usopp cried, trying to get out the guy's grip.

"She's also my girlfriend, you dumbass!" He told him.

"Kuro! Put him down, we were just talking!" A pretty girl said.

"Stay out of this, Kaya! I'm gonna teach long nose here, a lesson. Should I put him through the wall?" He shouted and everybody cheered for him to do it. This is where I had to step in. There was no way I was gonna let one of my best friends be thrown through a wall while I just stood by.

"Let him go, asswipe!" I shouted and stepped into the small circle that had been formed.

"And who the hell are you?"

"Luffy D. Monkey. Now, let my friend go!"

"I'll let him go, alright." The guy's swung Usopp back before swinging him forward and letting go. Usopp flew straight into the wall, his head going through. If he remained conscious after the impact, he showed no signs of it.

"You're gonna pay for that." I charged forward and swung. He dodged easily, sidestepping me and hitting me in my ribs. I doubled over, holding my rib cage as he openly laughed at me. He hit me again and again, throwing punches faster than I thought possible.

I waited for the right moment and when I got it, I punched him with all my strength, which sent him stumbling back, holding his nose.

"You little piece of shit!" I didn't waste any time letting him recover. I kicked him in his leg, causing him to get down on his knee, and hit him again, just as hard. He happened to be too close to the wall and his head broke through just like Usopp's and they both were side by side, not moving and looking as equally stupid as possible. The house was quiet except for the music and then the cheers broke out. People began chanting another one. I wasn't planning on helping to put any more people in the wall, so I ran over to Usopp and pulled him away. His nose was bleeding and his eyes were closed so I began dragging him towards the kitchen. Somehow, Sanji and Zoro managed to join me on the way there.

"Luffy that was awesome! You're gonna get so many brownie points with the girls because of that. I wish I could have gotten there in time." Sanji praised.

"Where were you?"

"In the bathroom, some girl spilled her drink on me."

"And by spilled, he means poured." Zoro cut in, snickering at Sanji's expense.

"And I suppose you did better, Stupid Mosshead?"

"Actually, I did, Swirly, I've got a number right here." Zoro said, holding his hand up to reveal the seven digit number to Sanji.

"I can't believe everyone, but you and me managed to talk to a girl, Luffy."

"Actually.." Before I could tell them, Hancock ran into the kitchen, and came over to me.

"Luffy, that was amazing and so brave! Are you hurt?"

"No, I'm fine."

"Great. I'm glad you're okay. I've gotta go, it's getting late and the cops usually come around this time. I hope we can continue what we were doing before you had to go save your friend some other time."

"Yeah, sure. That'd be cool." I told her and smiled. She smiled back and pressed her lips against mine one more time before turning to leave.

"See you at school, Luffy."

"Bye." I turned back to Zoro and Sanji, who both had their mouths wide open. "What?"

"Everyone, but me got to talk to a girl!" Sanji shouted. "Why is God so cruel to me?" He asked while holding his heart and dropping down to his knees.

"Maybe because you're an idiot." Zoro answered for him. That was enough to spark an argument between the two. I ignored them and started slapping Usopp in the face.

"Ow. Ow. Ow! Watch the nose, asshole!" Usopp shouted, pulling away from me.

"A thank you would have been nice."

"What happened? My head's killing me. And why is my nose bleeding?" He stared at the blood on his fingers like it meant death.

"Apparently, you were talking to some guy's girlfriend so he threw you through the wall. But I kicked his ass and he got put through the wall, too." I explained.

"Oh yeah. Kaya." He got a stupid smile on his face.

"I guess the rumors were true." Sanji said, standing beside Usopp.

"Screw you, Sanji." Usopp told him, shooting daggers straight at him.

"Hey, not my fault you were talking to some senior's girlfriend." Sanji raised his hands defensively. In a way, he was right, Usopp had caused it himself. Before any of us could say anything, the music cut off.

"The pigs are here!" Someone shouted. It took about two seconds for everyone to start running towards the back door. What are they so scared of pigs for?

"Oh shit. Cops, let's get out of here!" Zoro was already running out the door like everybody else. Oh, pigs as in cops. It took me a moment to realize that meant that I should probably start running too.

It took me two minutes to shove my way through the door and then I started running, hopping over fences, hoping I was heading the right way to the car. I didn't know if Sanji and Usopp were behind me, but it was way too dark and way too many people running to see if they were.

Eventually, I found the car. The only one missing was Zoro. "Where the hell is that dumb ass, Mosshead?" Sanji questioned as we got into the car.

"Knowing Zoro, he probably went the complete opposite direction of the car." Usopp answered, using his shirt to stop his blood from leaking all over the car.

"If I knew that idiot would never find his way home, I'd leave his ass." Sanji complained as he started the car and destroyed a bush while backing out.

It didn't take us long to find Zoro, like Usopp thought, he was on the complete opposite side of where the car was parked. We thought we were home free until flashing blue and red lights appeared right behind us.

"Oh. Fuck. Oh! Fuck! We're totally busted." Usopp cried, looking back at the cop car following us.

"There is no fucking way that I am stopping!" Sanji shouted before slamming his foot even harder on the gas. He made a sharp right that nearly took us off the road, then proceeded to go over 100 miles per hour. As Sanji made another turn the car lifted off of the wheels and we stayed on the brink of flipping over for a total of five seconds before the tires touched back to the ground.

"Oh god, I'd rather go to jail." I agreed with Usopp. If Sanji continued like this, there's no way we'd be alive by the end of it. We reached an intersection with a yellow light and Sanji continued going with a look of determination.

"Please, Sanji. Just stop, I don't want to die yet. I'm too young!" Usopp was actually crying real tears, now.

"We're not gonna make it!" Zoro yelled.

"Oh yes, the hell we will!" Sanji countered, pressing on the gas with enough force to push it through the car. The light turned red and cars started moving, Sanji blasted through. I closed my eyes and waited for the impact, but all I heard were car horns and what the fuck, asshole, followed by screeching tires. I popped one eye open and luckily I wasn't staring at the face of God. Sanji quickly made multiple turns, making sure we lost the cop, before he made his way to his house.

"I can't believe we're alive." Usopp stated. I'm pretty sure he peed in the back of the car.

"And not in jail." I added in.

"Well, I still can't believe I was the only one who didn't get lucky tonight!" Sanji exclaimed, staring disbelieving in the rearview mirror.

"Sanji! Get your ass in here, you damn brat!" Zeff sounded beyond angry. He glared at each one of us like we all played a part in an evil plot.

"Looks like you're unlucky streak hasn't run out yet." Zoro mumbled.

"All of you get the hell out of my car and go home before you get an ass kicking from me, too!" We wasted no time scrambling out of the car and leaving Sanji to fend for himself.