Haruko: Meow Meow! I got reviews! *fist pump*

Ichigo: *groan* Great...

Haruko: *shoots Ichigo in the head* Oops...

Kisshu: Kitten!

Haruko: Pudding read the first review!

Pudding: *cries* Bring Ichigo-oneechan back!

Haruko: *twitches* Fine... *revives Ichigo*

Pudding: Yay na no da! Thank you Haruko-oneechan na no da! The first review is from... NEZUMIso-soup!

Lol, bonus for no Masaya, he annoys me too. X)

DARE: Zakuro dares Pai to dress up like Mew Lettuce. Eyebleed assured.

Haruko: Hm...I've never cosplayed as Mew Lettuce before so I don't have an extra costume. Oh, I know! I'll just poof one up! *poofs a Mew Lettuce costume*

Zakuro: Pai, I dare you to dress up as Mew Lettuce.

Pai: What? No. I will not be entertainment for low-life humans!

Haruko: *shoots Pai then revives* I might be a human but I'm not a low-life! I simply rock! :3

Pai: Fine! *put on Mew Lettuce cosplay*

Everyone laughs but Haruko, who looks like she's being tortured.

Haruko: Oh my eyes! They're bleeding! NEZUMIso-soup was right. OH THE PAIN!

Pai: It's not my fault, I'm ugly!

Lettuce: Y-You're not ugly, Pai-san!

Pai: *secretly smiles*

Haruko: *pukes* ahh, next review! Hm...Ryou, why don't you read it! *evil grin*

HELLOOHHH! Dutch is IN DA HOUZE!

I wanna be in, you know all you need to know!

Dares:

Masaya: this is an easy one: die, if you don't want to, you die!

Kish: i decided to take a break ftom your hawt, awesome smexyness, so kiss
Ichigo

Ichigo: kiss back and don't tell Kish it was a dare!

Ryou: you are my boyfriend now, live with it, and give me a kiss, ON THE LIPS!

Mom and dad: KISS! (Haruko knows who i mean)

Deep Blue: hellow little brother, long time no see!

Keiichiro: bake me a BIGGA welcome cake

Pai: kiss Lettuce

Lettuce: kiss back

Zakuro: kiss Mint ON THE LIPS!

Mint: no more tea for you, miss tea leaf!

Blue Knight: step on a potato and let it kill you!

Everyone that gets hyper: SUGAR AND WEAPONS! Gimmeh a chainsaw!

Truth:

Kish: did you know Deep Blue is your father, so you are my nephew!

Pai: are you emo? Are you gay? Are you goth? Do you have emotions? Why do i
ask so many questions? If Lettuce ask you to jump into a pit of insane
fangirls, would you? Do you hate me for asking you so many questions?

Ryou: why do you own a PINK cafe? Why are the mew outfits so revealing? If i
asked if i could paint the cafe, would you let me? What's your height? And
your weight? And your phone number? And what food do you like? And what type
of girl? And...sorry, fangirl side kicked in O.o

Aneewais, that's about it, and yes Ryou, you have to answer the questions! Got
to go now

~Dutch goin' out!

Masaya: What? Why do I have to die?

Haruko: Because Dutch said so! *poofs in Dutch*

Dutch: Awesome! Masaya...how are we going to kill you this time?

Haruko: I have an idea. *grabs Masaya and straps him to a table* I saw this on Juno, beleive it or not... _

A huge wooden cylinder goes painful slow through Masaya's stomach.

Dutch: Is he dead yet?

Ichigo: NOOOO! MASAYA! NO, YOU EVIL WITCHES!

Kisshu: Calm down, Kitten. Look at the next dare!

Ichigo: Oh...no

Kisshu: *grins and kisses Ichigo*

Ichigo: *kisses back*

Kisshu: AW! You kissed me back without it being a dare! I knew you loved me, Kitty!

Ichigo: That was a-

Haruko: *glare*

Ichigo: I mean, yeahh..I did. But I don't love you!

Kisshu: *pouts*

Ryou: Huh...fine. *kisses Dutch on the lips*

Dutch: *glomps* You're my boyfriend now!

Ryou: Heh...that's all right with me. You're pretty cute anyway.

Pudding: Yay na no da! *kisses Tart*

Tart: *blushes and kisses back*

Dutch: Yay! *turns to Deep Blue* Hellow, Little brother! Long time no see!

Deep Blue: Damn it...she's here too?

Haruko: Live with it, Deep Blue! She's your sister so be nicer! Keiichiro, GO BAKE DUTCH A WELCOME CAKE, FOOL!

Keiichiro: Okay, Miss Haruko.

Pai: Ummm

Dutch: Why are you sweating, Pai? Could it be, that you LOVE LETTUCE?

Pai: *kisses Lettuce, who kisses back*

Lettuce and Pai: *blush*

Haruko: Meant to be.. ^w^

Kisshu: Got the right. Pai loves his fishy! Don't ya, Pai?

Pai: *hits Kisshu over the head* Shut up fool!

Tart: I'm bored...

Zakuro: *kisses Mint*

Tart: HOLY CRAP! LESBIANS!

Haruko: Nice one, Taruto.. xD

Dutch: *points at Mint* No tea for you, Miss Tea Leaf!

Mint: Nooooo~ *dies*

Zakuro: Minto-san!

Blue Knight: What potato? *slips on a potato and falls off the cliff behind him*

Dutch: That one ^.^

Haruko: *cough* Um, this is a warning, Dutch is about to go crazy-

Dutch: SUGAR AND WEAPONSSS! *grabs a chainsaw*

Pudding, Tart, Dutch, Haruko, and Kisshu: *eats alot of candy and grabs a weapon*

Pudding grabs two daggers and stabs Masaya in the face. Tart grabs a hammer and hits Pai with it. Dutch has her chainsaw and cuts og Masaya's head and arms off. Haruko grabs a ninja sword and fights Zakuro. Kisshu has his sais and he kills the Blue Knight. The five of them catch Masaya's symmetrical body on fire and howl like wolves.

Dutch: Okay, we're back! *stands next to Ryou*

Ichigo: I'm scared...

Kisshu: *hugs Ichigo* It's okway, Kwitty-Cwat!

Ichigo: Why are you talking like that...?

Haruko: Kisshu! I'm scared too!

Kisshu: Hah- no.

Haruko: *pouts and revives Masaya, Blue Knight, and Zakuro*

Dutch: Kisshu, You're father is Deep Blue. So that means you are my...nephew!

Kisshu: What?

Dutch: Pai, are you emo? Are you gay? Are you goth? Do you have emotions? Why do i
ask so many questions? If Lettuce ask you to jump into a pit of insane
fangirls, would you? Do you hate me for asking you so many questions?

Pai: No. No! No. No...maybe...sometimes. I don't know but it's getting annoying! Uh, for Lettuce I would. If you ask anymore then, yes I very much would hate you.

Dutch: Ryou,why do you own a PINK cafe? Why are the mew outfits so revealing? If i
asked if i could paint the cafe, would you let me? What's your height? And
your weight? And your phone number? And what food do you like? And what type
of girl?

Ryou: Because, to attract attention. Because I'm a pervert? No. I don't care. I seriously don't care. *grabs Dutch's phone* I'll type it in for you. I like cake. I like nice and cheerful girls, also ones that are easy to tease.

Kisshu: Kitten's easy to tease...

Masaya: Leave Ichigo alone!

Kisshu: When did tree-hugger get back?

Haruko: I think I revived them a couple minutes ago...

Dutch: Obviously, that was a mistake. He's already starting to talk again.

Ichigo: Hey! He has points!

Mint: Name one.

Ichigo: ...

Everyone: EXACTLY. POINT PROVEN!

Haruko: Yay! Part 2 will be up soon :3 Don't leave anymore dares until then. Thanks!

Fun Fact: Panic! At The Disco was playing when this chapter was being made!