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A/N: Now I'm putting in the Legend of Korra characters. :) Thanks for all the reviews!


Tenzin: Amon is really scaring the penials of Republic City.

Tarrlok: Whoa, wait . . . what?

Tenzin: I meant to say people. Stupid auto correct.


Korra: Let's go out to eat today. I feel like eating some noodles.

Bolin: Cunt me in. :D

Korra: What?

Bolin: *Count me in.

Korra: How is that even in your phone?

Bolin: Well . . . I . . .

Korra: Yeah . . .?

Bolin: . . . The number you are tying to reach is out of service.

Korra: -_- I know you are still there because you spelt trying wrong.

Bolin: The number you are *trying to reach is out of service.


Mako: Hey beautiful. ;)

Asami: Hi sweetheart.

Mako: Why don't you come over? I just got a new cock.

Asami: Excuse me?

Mako: What? I just said that I got a new couch.

Mako: Wow, I just read what I wrote. I feel so embarrassed.

Mako: . . . Asami?


Korra: What's up fellow teammate?

Mako: Nothing much; just watching some porno games.

Korra: Oh Spirits, first Bolin and now you? What's up with all the perverted words?

Mako: No, I mean- oh screw this phone, I'm just going to call you.


Bolin: I've been meaning to ask you, do you think your dad can hook me up with a moped like yours?

Asami: Sure, why not? He has bitches of them at our house.

Asami: Lol, I just read what I wrote! First Mako's phone and now mine. XD

Bolin: I truly think our phones are rigged. :D


A/N: And that's that. I got some ideas while my school Honour Band and I went to Oklahoma for a competition. The place was horrible, but the bus ride back was fun. :D Will update when I feel like it. Until then, Peace!

AniDenDav