Behold! An update! That Better Judgment can be very ferocious.

Elizabeth0058: yes. A Gir shirt. With a squirrel. Thanks for the feedback!

Phanthomreviewer: yes, the nunchuck gun is Strong Bad's. however, the BRASSKNUCKLEKNIFEGUN is in fact a real weapon that people once used. Look it up!

I own nothing. My name is not Sherigu Miyamoto . I'm not even sure I spelled that right.

I also apologize for the terrible wording in the last paragraph of the previous chapter.


"Gah…my head…" Zachary thought as he slowly woke up. Looking around, he noticed he was apparently in a small, glowing, circle on the ground in what appeared to be a ghostly version of the woods from Skyward Sword, but with statues, pure white fruit, and strange crystals everywhere.

"This has to be a dream." Zachary thought, feeling way calmer than he probably should have. He stood up, deciding to try the old pinch-yourself-awake trick. However, when he tried, his hand went right through his arm. As he was raising his hands to his face, he saw that they were glowing.

He quickly sat down in shock and then proceeded to analyze his surroundings.

Soothing music that sounded like the Faron Woods theme played on an exotic instrument filled the air. Behind him, he could see the faintly glowing body of his sister, unconscious on the other side of the circle, with a 10-foot pole sticking out of the middle of it. Deciding that nothing was really going to happen while he was just sitting there, he stood and exited the circle.


"Master, there is an 85% chance that those bodies by the trial gate are, indeed, the ones I detected earlier. They do not appear to be a threat, although one appears to be in great distress."

Link had exited the Silent Realm after Fi had told him about the anomaly, and decided to ask Faron about it. Faron, being Faron, had been no help and just kept saying the same thing over and over. Feeling frustrated, Link had returned to the Gate to see two figures kneeling there. One of them, a boy, had a pole of about ten feet in length made of an unusual material and was trembling slightly. The other one, a girl about old enough to be a Skyloft Knight, wasn't moving.

"Master, signs indicate that they have been sitting there for quite some time. They do not seem to be fully outfitted to this task. Would you like me to rescue them?"

"Of course."


"Pardon…"

Kara suddenly shot awake. Someone had said something, and it wasn't anyone she knew. She looked around and found it wasn't anyone she could see either. It could have been her brother somehow playing an elaborate joke, but he was… curled up in a ball whimpering? That was unusual. He occasionally looked up nightmare fuel on Tv Tropes for fun. She looked around some more, discovering the same thing as Zachary, only wisely deciding not to exit the circle.

"Madam, my designation is Fi. I have been sent by Master Link to rescue you and your sibling."

Kara opened her mouth, but before anything could be said, Fi continued.

"To leave the silent realm you must remove an object protruding from the center of the circle while touching your brother."

Finding the pole, Kara grabbed her brother's wrist and yanked the pole out of the ground.


Sorry for the shortness. Future chapters will be longer.

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