A/N: Just a shortie! Nicky takes Red to Disneyworld for her birthday. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
~A.J.
XOXOXO
Nicky: Ma, you don't look like you're having any fun. Come on, it's your birthday!
Red: Crowds, lines, rude people, crying children...
Nicky: You liked It's a Small World.
Red: That's because no one was on it and it had air condition.
Nicky: It also had that song…
Red: I'm used to annoying noise-you make enough.
Nicky: It's your birthday so I'm choosing to ignore that. Hey the Tea Cups. What about those?
Red: *memories of Coney Island* The mamochka drunk rides. I think I'll pass.
Nicky: Fine. What do you want to do?
Red: Gets jostled by rambunctious teens. *growls* You really want to know?
Nicky: Ignore them. It's the happiest place on earth!
Red: Litchfield was happier.
Nicky: Okay, so next year we'll rob a bank, and i'll talk you to prison for your birthday. *rolls eyes*
Red: *realizes Nicky's getting kind of bummed out* You never did anything like this as a child did you?
Nicky: *shrugs* Marka was busy, tacky tourist vacations weren't her style. We traveled Europe so she could network.
Red: You pick the next ride, honey.
Nicky: *looks around them and eyes light up* Peter Pan?
Red: *grabs Nicky's hand* Here we go-off to Neverland!
