A/N: Just a shortie! Nicky takes Red to Disneyworld for her birthday. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

~A.J.

XOXOXO

Nicky: Ma, you don't look like you're having any fun. Come on, it's your birthday!

Red: Crowds, lines, rude people, crying children...

Nicky: You liked It's a Small World.

Red: That's because no one was on it and it had air condition.

Nicky: It also had that song…

Red: I'm used to annoying noise-you make enough.

Nicky: It's your birthday so I'm choosing to ignore that. Hey the Tea Cups. What about those?

Red: *memories of Coney Island* The mamochka drunk rides. I think I'll pass.

Nicky: Fine. What do you want to do?

Red: Gets jostled by rambunctious teens. *growls* You really want to know?

Nicky: Ignore them. It's the happiest place on earth!

Red: Litchfield was happier.

Nicky: Okay, so next year we'll rob a bank, and i'll talk you to prison for your birthday. *rolls eyes*

Red: *realizes Nicky's getting kind of bummed out* You never did anything like this as a child did you?

Nicky: *shrugs* Marka was busy, tacky tourist vacations weren't her style. We traveled Europe so she could network.

Red: You pick the next ride, honey.

Nicky: *looks around them and eyes light up* Peter Pan?

Red: *grabs Nicky's hand* Here we go-off to Neverland!