This one isn't actually lemon, but there are sexual themes and so it is in here. Let me know what you think!

Disclaimer: ff7 belongs entirely to square enix


Mary lay curled up with Angeal in his living room. She smiled to herself, happy that they had finally worked things out, though they were trying to take things slow, and so each time they got too heated in a make out session they would have to stop and take a break. Angeal suddenly shifted his weight under Mary, groaning a little as he did so.

"Are you okay?" Mary asked him, as she sat up to remove her weight from him, thinking that she may have been the cause for his discomfort.

"Just sore. I tossed and turned for hours the last few nights, not able to sleep." Angeal replied.

"Why couldn't you sleep?"

"I felt guilty, about you." Angeal admitted.

"Oh." Mary said shyly. "Did you sleep better last night?"

"Yes, and it was a relief." Angeal said with a smile. He reached out and pulled Mary into him, enjoying the opportunity to be so close to her. "But my muscles are still sore from that, and training. I screwed myself over, not training for a week."

"Aren't you glad I set you straight?" Mary said with a smile. "I could give you a massage if you want." She offered.

"Yes, and that sounds nice." He replied. "Where do you want me?" He asked her.

"Well the strong preference would be naked and on the bed... but." Mary said, as Angeal blushed and hid his face."You can just sit there for now. I will start with your neck and shoulders. Just lean back and relax." Mary told him, as she pushed herself away from Angeal and jumped on the back of the couch, splaying her legs on either side of Angeal's shoulders. "Geez your shoulders are wide." She commented as she felt a good stretch in her groin muscles. Angeal smiled as he leaned back into the couch, trying to force himself to relax.

Mary began at the base of Angeal's head, and slowly worked her way down his neck. She had always given people neck and shoulder massages, but she had never worked on someone as muscular as Angeal. "Relax." She said to him, as she tried to loosen the muscles. By the time she made it to his shoulders her thumbs were already cramping, but she could tell that she had made some progress. She ran her hands up and down his neck and shoulders to mark her progress. Mary suddenly felt Angeal start to tense under her hands. She leaned over Angeal's shoulder to see why he had suddenly tensed, and giggled when she saw it.

"Relax Angeal. It's a perfectly normal reaction." Mary whispered to him. "It's not like I haven't seen it before." Angeal took a few deep breaths but was not able to relax. He couldn't help but be embarrassed, even though Mary didn't seem to mind his very obvious erection. Mary rolled her eyes and tried to think of a way to distract Angeal, and possibly cool him off. "Infinite in mystery is the gift of the Goddess." She began, imitating Genesis as best she could. "We seek it thus, and take to the sky."

Angeal started to relax, and he gave a sigh of relief when his erection softened. "Thank you." He said to Mary softly. "How did you know that would work?"

"Well, I didn't know for certain it would. But the logic was that it would bring to mind Gen, who is your best friend, and someone who you are not attracted to. It will bring about memories that are completely non-sexual to you, helping you calm down." Mary explained. "It only worked because you aren't secretly gay and in love with your best friend, which I am glad." Mary said with a smile.

"Why would I be in love with Genesis?" Angeal asked, confused as to where Mary had gotten that idea.

"Because of the rules of fan yaoi. Best friends, mortal enemies, and fighting partners are always secretly in love with each other." Mary said, trying to control her giggle. "In our world a lot of people write stuff about you and Gen, you and Zack, Zack and Cloud, Cloud and Seph, Seph and Gen, to name just a few."

"What are you talking about?" Angeal asked, now very confused as to what Mary was saying.

"Never mind." Mary replied, shaking her head. "Are you calm now?" She asked as she ran her hands through Angeal's hair. Angeal nodded his head, he was far too confused and a little disgusted to be turned on. "Good, now I can work on your back. On the floor, face down." She ordered him, and he obliged. "The best way to do this would be to sit on you. I wouldn't suggest getting turned on, or it might be painful for you." Mary warned, as she sat on Angeal's butt. Angeal made a funny face and hid it in his hands as he lay on the floor.

Mary started at his lower back and made her way up his spine, using her weight as leverage as she pushed outwards, loosening the musculature of his back. Mary took her time, letting herself take in the look and feel of each muscle in his back. She couldn't deny it; she was a huge fan of his build, even if it wasn't her preferred body type. After a few minutes Mary could tell that it was going to take more force to relax the muscles, as some of the tightness appeared to be due to muscle guarding.

"I'm going to crack your back now. It may hurt, but you will feel much better later. Okay?" She asked him. She heard a noise that she assumed was a confirmation. Mary adjusted herself higher up on Angeal's back, and put her hands together at the top of Angeal's spine. "Deep breath in, then let it out slowly." She instructed Angeal. When he was almost done with his exhalation, Mary quickly pushed all her weight onto Angeal's spine as she twisted her hands, cracking several of his vertebrae.

"Ughh.." Angeal groaned in response. He took another deep breath, and Mary did the same thing lower on his back.

"Feel better now?" Mary asked him, as she adjusted herself again to be just below his buttocks. Angeal nodded his head. "I'm going to crack your sacrum now. I have to touch your butt, so don't freak out." She warned him. She was rewarded with two loud pops as she pushed her weight on him again. Seeing that Angeal had relaxed significantly and didn't seem too bothered, Mary continued the massage down the backs of his legs and to his feet. "Roll over." She instructed when she had done all she could do with him in that position. Mary worked quickly to relax the muscles of Angeal's feet, before pulling on each toe, causing small cracks. Angeal started to squirm when Mary worked her way up the front of his legs.

"Mary." Angeal whined as she teased the inside of his thighs.

"What?" Mary asked, as Angeal lifted his head and gave her a truly pathetic look. Mary felt torn. She felt bad for him and wanted to respect his wishes, but she was also very tempted to show him what he was missing. She shook her head and moved to his side, crawling over to him and planting a kiss on his lips.

"I'm sorry, I can't seem to control it." Angeal said shyly.

"Well how often do you masturbate?" Mary asked him without any reservations. Angeal sat up suddenly with a slightly offended look on his face.

"Why?" He asked, as he turned and leaned back against the couch. He was turned a light shade of pink and looking down, embarrassed.

"Because if you don't get regular release from orgasm, it will be harder to control yourself, and harder to talk yourself down." Mary told him. "Don't be embarrassed. It is a perfectly natural, normal, and healthy thing to do."

"How are you so comfortable with these things?"
"Medical student. I took many classes on these things. And I don't really care too much what people think of me, so I don't censor very often." Mary said with a shrug. "Now, how often?"

"Only when I have to. More often since meeting you." He replied after sitting in awkward silence for a minute. Mary smiled at that.

"Well you should do it more. And don't be so embarrassed. I am complimented." Mary said, leaning in for a kiss. "And I do it too." She added reassuringly. Angeal gave her a confused look. "Let's take care of you first. We can have a sex talk and anatomy lesson some other time." Mary said with a laugh.

"Um…"

"I meant finish with massage and cracking." Mary replied, rolling her eyes.

"Oh. How are you so good at this stuff? If I may ask."

"I've just always been good with bones and muscles. That's why I was in school for PT."

"You are good at too many things." Angeal remarked.

"I am good at a lot of things, instead of being great at any one particular thing." Mary pointed out to him. "Now lay back down."

"Fine. But could you…"

"I'll avoid it, if that is what you want." Mary interrupted him. Angeal nodded. Mary went back to Angeal's feet, pulling on his legs one at a time to release his hips. She then moved up to his torso to crack his ribs, and then his collar bone. She moved back behind his head and finally cracked his neck. She worked her way down Angeal's muscular arms, trying to work through the heavy musculature there. After cracking his wrists and fingers, Mary settled herself over Angeal's upper legs again. "Now, do you still want me to avoid this?" She asked him. "It doesn't look like it is going to go away this time. Either we take care of it now, or you have to do it all by your lonesome later." She said teasingly as she ran her hands up and down his thighs.

"Fuck." Angeal groaned.

"What was that?" Mary asked in a seductive yet innocent tone.

"I'm not ready yet." Angeal managed to force himself to say. Mary sighed and climbed off Angeal, moving to sit back against the couch.

"Then we don't have to." Mary said, reaching out for Angeal's hand to squeeze reassuringly. "How do you feel?" She changed the subject.

"Much better, thank you." Angeal said as he sat up and joined Mary.

"Can we cuddle before bed?" Mary asked after they sat silently for a few minutes. Angeal nodded and pulled Mary into his arms, as he got them both up and on the couch. "I didn't mean to pressure you. This is enough." She said, tightening her arms around Angeal and snuggling into his shoulder.


silly angeal... seriously, who turns down a hand job?