Awakening~

"Awaken, warrior! Rise and serve your new master!" Starscream proclaimed, gesticulating wildly as the intricate stasis coffin hissed open to reveal the red, ember like optics of the sleeping Decepticon within!

PAAAAAAAARP!

"Oh my Primus!" Starscream choked, giggling slightly. Skyquake stepped out, stretching.

"Phewie! I've been holding that in for 5 million stellar cycles!" he grinned at the gagging crew behind the cameras. "Ah... sorry everyone, sorry! Let's... let's take that scene again shall we?"


No longer with us~

"You fail to grasp my meaning..." Skyquake growled. "I am here on a mission, assigned to me by my true master; Megatron."

"Yes, him..." Starscream rubbed his fingers together in contemplation. "Sadly, Megatron is... no longer with us..."

"Impossible..." Skyquake gasped. Starscream seethed and went to begin yelling when the giant green mech suddenly burst into tears. "NOOOOOOO! Not my Megatron! Baaaw!" He sobbed then ran back into his stasis coffin, grabbing a huge teddy and rocking back and forth in the corner.

"... Can we... perhaps... get him some warm energon?" Starscream smiled nervously at the camera, backing away from Skyquake. "Something to make him calm down? Pretty please?"


Starscream abuse~

"Again?" Skyquake bellowed in outrage. "Bow to this!" He swung his arm out, batting the seeker to the side like he was nothing.

There was a crashing sound as Starscream flew straight into camera 42 and 43. "Oh scrap!" Skyquake yelped, spinning around with his hands in a defensive position. "Scrap! Scrap! Sorry! I am so sorry! I didn't mean...!" Optimus leant against the cliff face, gasping for air as he belted out an unyielding laughter as Skyquake continued to apologise.


Ears~

"Skyquake; this is a new ear!" Optimus began. Skyquake snorted.

"A new ear, though you still lack a nose." He chortled.

"... Shut up." Optimus turned, face-palming as the crew began giggling.


Faces~

"Skyquake; this is a new era!" Optimus proclaimed, walking forward. "On another world! Side with me and help me end this conflict for... for... I'm sorry, Megatron is pulling faces at me. Skyquake, please hit him."


Rocks~

"I will never side with a Prime!" Skyquake let out a mighty battle roar, charging at Optimus with his claws outstretched.

A rock just in front of him caught his foot and caused the giant to fall flat on his face plates.

"Ooh... Sky? You alright?" Optimus nudged him with his pede gently.

"I... I'm okay! Heh, I meant to do that!" Skyquake sat up on his forearms, blushing slightly.


A shame~

"It will be a shame to crush you bug, but it is my duty."

/Shame? Why's it a shame?/

"I hate killing such cute little bots like you... aw, what the heck; I'll let you go if you give me your number!"

/Wow, hey sure! I like a bot with oversized weaponry!/

"Guys, we're filming here!" Jack called from off screen.

"... Oh yeah..." Skyquake blinked.


Maze~

"It will be a shame to crush you bug, but it is my duty." Skyquake braced for Prime to tackle him from behind like in rehearsal, but the attack never came. He paused, Bumblebee looking up at him with a puzzled expression. "... I said; it is my duty!" Had Prime not heard him?

He turned around. No sight of the truck.

"... Where's Optimus?" The director asked, not amused in the slightest.

"Er... Prime?" Skyquake opened a comm link.

"Coming! I'm on my way! Argh!" Prime yelled down the comm. Skyquake hunched up his shoulder.

"You're lost aren't you?"

"This damn gully is like a fragging maze!"


Flight~

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!" Skyquake squealed as he did a barrel roll in his new vehicle mode.

"Skyquake..." Optimus called.

"Whoopee!"

"Skyquake! We're still filming!"

"Oh... whoopsie...!"


Visual~

Skyquake gave chase through the air as the two fleeing Autobots transformed. The awakened warrior captured a visual of the retreating Bumblebee from behind.

"Wowzers..." The large mech wolf whistled. "Nice bumpers kid!" Bumblebee giggled as Optimus transformed to whack Skyquake.


Surprise in space~

Starscream swooped closer to Megatron's apparently comatose body. "Megatron..." the seeker growled, placing a wary hand on the larger mech's chest.

"Boo!"

"Eeeeeeeeek!" Starscream flew back, hiding behind a piece of scrap metal. He glared as Megatron floated about, laughing like a maniac.

"Wait a second..." Megatron paused and glanced at the camera crew. "If we're in space, why is their sound? There's no air in space for the sound to travel through!"

"Details, details! We're retaking this scene, and you are going to take it more seriously!"


Raise your hand if you became a Skyquake fangirl/boy at his very first line. *raises hand* I admit it and I'm damn proud! … Tee hee.