Midori and Shinsetsu Present Messing With Soul Society

Midori: This week, on Midori's Anatomy… dunnn dunnn dunnnnnnnnnnn.
Shinsetsu: What show are we intro-ing after today. Sigh.
Dori: Grey's Anatomy!!!!!!!
Shin-en: does the stupidity ever end?
Dori: if you want to stop being stupid, then go to school.
Shin-en:
sigh let's just get on with today's show.
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"Why me?" wondered shinsetsu out loud as her captain ranted on about god knows what."Why you what?" was her captain's reply. "they said, 'you're special! You're stronger than everyone else! Go join the shun-ko corps! You'll make fukutaichou in an instant!! Well I made fukutaichou and it turns out it's not all it's cracked up to be." By the time she was done her captain had dozed off. "Mission accomplished." Said shinsetsu, just a little too loud. "What mission? I didn't assign you a mission? Did i?" her captain yelled at the top of her lungs. "why are you yelling?" asked shinsetsu. "it helps me remember things!" yelled midori, "I like salmon!" "No death god can help me now" sighed shinsetsu.

Meanwhile, in the shun-ko corps barracks, a four foot tall 12 year old girl was meditating atop all of the mattresses. "Hey!" a gruff voice yelled. It's owner must be a man. "get your wimpy little ass off of the mattresses." Did I mention they were stacked up in the middle of the room. The man was tired of waiting for the stupid child to get her sorry self off of his mattresses. He would move her himself, he decided.
"Arright, have it your way!" he shouted, swinging his zampakuto at her. It missed. How could he have missed her? She didn't even move! He glanced down at his sword. Wait… where was the blade? He noticed the girl a little more. She had a zampakuto of her own strapped to her thigh, but that wasn't t he shock. In her lap lay the severed blade of his zampakuto. "how…?" he began. "you don't even know your zampakuto's name. you must not even be from the shun-ko corps, as anyone form around here knows damn well not to mess with me." "oh yeah? Ya wanna bet, yeh little bitch?" "I guess there's no alternative than for me to dispose of a disrespectful pig such as yourself. Ban-kai."

Shinsetsu looked out the window just in timeto see the entire left side of the shun-ko's portion of seiretei (which was well over half) fall to the ground. "Uh… Midori, don't ya think you should go do something?" "Nah, Ichigo's just teaching some shinigami who happened to wander in here a lesson." Midori explained as if it were common knowledge. "how do you know this?" inquired shinsetsu. "fine, ya wanna go see what's up,then go." And at those words, shinsetsu was off.

"I might as well let ya know who killed ya, ya selfish commoner. Remember this name for the last few seconds you're alive. Shihouin Ichigo." She raised her sword one last time to kill the insolent fool who dared to mess with her. "IIIIICCCCCCHHHHIIIIIIGGGGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! What're ya doing?!?" shinsetsu yelled. "why are ya yelling, shinsetsu?" asked ichigo in a calm voice. "IT HELPS ME RE- I've been spending too much time with midori." I'm going insane thought shinsetsu I've really lost it now. "well, I'm just teaching some shinigami who happened to wander in here a lesson," she explained. "well can't you teach him a lesson without destroying seireitei?"

And so it went, ichigo taught the man a lesson, Midori was a confusing woman, and shinsetsu went insane.
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(((Author's note))) you may have noticed that I used the name ichigo in my story. Ichigo is a woman, however I am NOT speaking about ichigo Kurosaki. Sorry there were no fun characters in this one, it was a large percentage of midori and shinsetsu and ichigo, I promise I'll add more real bleach characters in the next one, and for all that's worth all of the ones after this one! Internet cookies to my readers!!!!