ANOTHER MAKING FUN OF JAKE STORY. EMMETT PRANKS JAKE. STUPID MUTT
Emmett POV
This is going to be priceless. Everyone is in on it. Well, everyone in my family. Jake will never se it coming. I laughed as I set my prank up. I ran over to Bella's house, where Jake is supposedly suppose to meet Bella. I set up everything. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. I then went into Bella's room to hide my scent. Thank God for Edward's obsessive behavior to watch her sleep. I waited. Soon enough I head tires screeching against the road. Five more minutes. Soon, I heard Jake's voice.
"Bella, you here?" he asked
I threw the boulder onto his head. This should be good. He went into unconsciousness. I laughed and dragged him to the forest. I tied him to a tree. I waited until he woke up. He saw me.
"What the hell?" he asked
"Bella loves a vampire more than you. You lost your love to a vampire." I kept saying
He easily transformed into a wolf. I knocked him out again. Then I began my prank. Damn he has a lot of hair. When I was done I left him the clothes I brought him and ran back to the house.
"So how'd it go?" Edward asked me amused
"Great. It worked perfectly." I said bowing
"Remind me to thank Alice for keeping Bella away from her house." I said
"Sure thing my bro." Edward said holding his fist out for me.
I punched it and went to my room. Actually I decided to take a shower first. I reeked. I smiled to myself in the shower. I could see it now. He would wake up soon and find himself, the way he is. I stepped out of the shower.
"Emmett, come here!" Edward screamed
I quickly changed my clothes. He pointed out the window. There was Jacob, in his wolf form, fuming.
"Hey look there's a naked mole rat outside!" I exclaimed
This was my best prank ever. I had just shaved a werewolves hair, all off, when he's in wolf form. Now the only thing he could wear is one of Lice's pink dresses our else he'd be categorized by naked.
"What's so funny Emmett?"
I looked at Rosalie and pointed outside.
"AHHAHAHAHA! I'm scarred. I'm scarred for the rest of my existence. Someone save me!" she screamed putting her hands over her eyes.
I laughed harder. This is priceless. Jacob stood there, looking like a naked mole rat. If looks could kill. I'd be dead.
"So, Jake? Do you feel a draft?" I asked him
He growled at me.
"Emmett, don't leave the house. If you could hear his thoughts right now." Edward had warned me
"Don't worry Eddie. The big bad naked mole rat can't get me." I smiled.
Edward growled.
This is the best prank ever.
HEHEHEHEHE. ALRIGHT. IF ANYONE HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TORCHER JAKE. PLEASE REVIEW WITH A SUGGESTION. R & R
