Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji or the OC. Thanks Poppit-The-Ginger for letting me borrow her.


Death Scythe

"Bassy~! 3" Grell cooed, hugging the demon.

"Hello, Ciel. Hello, Sebastian." Jessabella chirped. She pinched Ciel's cheeks and said, "How are you, my cute little human?"

"Get off!" the young earl smacked her hands away. "Why are you idiots here!?"

"Don't get in a tizzy, Grell wanted to see the butler he lo-" she was cut off as William made his appearance, smoothly landing on Grell's stomach.

"Not the face!" he shreiked.

Will ignored him, walked on his head, grabbed a fistfull of his hair, and proceeded to drag him behind as he strutted to Jessabella. He held her ear and drug the colorful shinigami away from the two confused and annoyed people.

=Time skip to Will's office=

"But-but Wiliam!" Grell whined as his customized scythe was replaced with two pairs of safety scissors.

As William moved to take Jessabella's scythe, he was met with resistance. She held on to her death scythe with a determined will. It was shaped like a shepard's crook, but the curved part was sharp and deadly. It was nicely decorated with bells and ribbons.

"No! Will! Don't take it, don't take it!" Jessa pleaded.

He gave the scythe a big shake, dislodging the girl and causing her to fall on her backside. She stuck out her tongue, her green eyes scrunched up. A small metal thing landed in her lap.

"A cheese grater!? I get a cheese grater!" She fell over, curled into a ball, and glared at the red-headed man. "Why do you get scissors? So unfair...'

William pushed up his glasses. How the HECK was he supposed to get these two crybabies out of HIS office?


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