Bold = Yelling, Anger, or Demons
Italics = Thoughts/Narration, or to place emphasis on single words
Underlined = Author's Notes
**Warning, this chapter is kind of a joke, but important in a lot of areas, some lime.
After getting the update from Dr. Light, Rock joins the others again and informs them of where they'll be going.
"He also said some of the robots looked phallic, whatever that means" Rock remembered. All of a sudden a voice said in their minds "Hey, can I join you guys?" Mewtwo asked "Yeah right Mewtwo, I'm like the better version of you, and you haven't been in a Smash Bros since Melee, because they got rid of you in favor of me in brawl" "But wasn't I like a better version of you in that Project M hack?" Mewtwo reminded Lucario "Hacks just don't count" Lucario replied. "We have too many people anyway, maybe next time Mewtwo" Rock told the pokemon "Yeah whatever, whatever happens in the end will either be a gangbang or gay anyway" Mewtwo said seething. "Since he said the robots looked phallic, it'll probably be the latter, and I hope it is for my sake, I don't want a repeat of Glorbock 7" Samus hoped, little did she know, she was wrong.
"Hey so did anybody else notice that Rock said that the good doctor said that the enemies were phallic, as in, dicks, sounds pretty gay to me" Lil Mac said to Dark Pit and Lucario after they had been divvied into groups. "If they are evil, and they look to disturb the peace of the world, then we must kill them, no matter what they look like" Lucario said solemnly. "Thank Galaga some evil is finally around, the Koopa Klan isn't really evil, they think too small, but conquering the world? Sounds good to me…" Dark Pit thought to himself
"We should be nearing the place soon" Rock said to Samus, they had decided to go alone for the stealth part of the mission, since it'd be better to stay in few numbers and get to the robot master while the others dealt with the smaller enemies. Samus knew it was no coincidence that Rock and her had been the pair selected, Rock knew the landscape and patterns well, and she was the most powerful, she suspected that wasn't exactly what Lucario and Lil Mac had in mind when they said she should go with Rock, she knew the blue warrior had feelings for her, and she also had had her eye on him even before the tournament was announced and his name was drawn, but when it was it gave her the perfect opportunity to get close to him under the excuse of showing him the ropes and teaching him the items, she was however surprised when he easily got the information down and knew more about Wily's castle than even she or the players did, "I should've suspected as much" she thought to herself "it is from his game". "We're nearing the boss room Samus" Rock said quietly
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"These guys are shaped like dicks are, is this Wily guy gay or something?" Lil Mac said. "Lil Mac, your intolerance is frustrating, and just because there are phallic enemies doesn't mean someone's gay" Lucario said. "What crawled in you and died Lucario, back in the lounge you were cool, we're out in the field for 15 minutes and you take on an old, solemn master act" Lil Mac inquired. "The fate of the world is at stake, and you're worried about my expressions, are you not taking this seriously? Do you not realize what happens if we fail?" Lucario asked frustrated. "That doesn't mean you can't lighten up a little, what if you being so tense and serious is your downfall, we could be up against anything, there's a large chance they could use that against you, am I doing any worse than I would if I were being as serious as you? Lil Mac replied. "Well, I guess not" Lucario admit. "Alright now get these bitches lined up for my signature, they've dealt decent damage to me, time to return it one-hundred fold, time for my knockout uppercut!" "If I keep quiet for long enough, then maybe they won't notice my slip-away, that robot master stands no chance against Samus and Rock, but with me on his side, he definitely stands a decent chance," Dark Pit thought to himself as he revived a few enemies and tried to slowly slip away. "Where's Dark Pit?" Lucario and Lil Mac said in unison
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"Well we finally made it- Oh, that's definitely phallic" Samus said as she looked at the robot master, which obviously had some sort of phallic sexual toy as a base, then built upon to be deadly eventually. "Wow, I'm kind of scared to see what attachment I gain from this" Rock thought aloud. "Well now his timid and shy disposition around others makes sense, he has no testosterone flowing through him" Samus thought to herself "I wonder if he'll be completely different after this, maybe I should just destroy it before he can absorb it, I don't want to lose the Rock I know" While Samus was thinking Rock went to work on the boss, but none of his attacks seemed to be working, and they only seemed to make the master bigger and angrier, then Samus realized what they had to do. "Rock" she yelled "Let it hit you." "What're you crazy?" came his reply, seeing the determination and what he believed to be comprehension in her eyes, he decided to listen. "Alright, whatever you say." Being pelted by the projectiles wasn't as painful as the other master's projectiles, in fact, it didn't hurt at all, and he just felt the contact and saw the boss shrink with each successive hit. "I get it, the reason nothing could hurt it is because things touching it doesn't drain its energy, it's when it touches things and makes purposeful contact that it drain energy" *Enter Dark Pit* "No, no, no," Dark Pit thought to himself "It's already losing, I need to do something, the others will be here soon, then he thought of a malicious plan" "Guys, help" Dark Pit yelled to Samus and Rock. "Shit" Rock thought to himself "Why is he here" "Samus" Rock yelled to his temporary companion "Go help DP I'll distract the robot master"
"Just what I was hoping for" Dark Pit thought to himself as Samus came running up to him. He then shot an arrow right through Samus' left knee. "Fuck!" Samus yelled as she felt the dark matter arrow pierce her suit and knee, she then fell to the ground as Dark Pit escaped with the robot master. "What happened?" Rock yelled as Samus tried and failed to stand up. "It was Dark Pit" she explained weakly "He betrayed us, go after him, he can't escape" Just then, Lucario and Lil Mac came running through the door
