First Impressions
"..." Ryumura stared at his students from the safety of a tree.
"Erm... sensei, what exactly are you doing?"
Ryumura sighed. "To be honest, I've never really dealt with kids before. This is my first year that I signed up for this. Do any of you have any idea?"
"My sister said something about 'likes and dislikes, hobbies and dreams', or stuff like that? Maybe we're supposed to share something about ourselves." Enaku grinned eagerly at finding out something about the new teacher.
"... Yeah, that sounds about right. Fine, you on the left, start!" He pointed at Hishou.
Hishou grinned straight at his teacher. "I am Ryu Hishou. I like my 249 fangirls, I hate Sasuke for having more than me, and my dream is to learn how the Hyuugas have made their hair indestructable."
Ryumura nodded. "A worthwhile dream indeed... Now! It's your turn girl!"
"Why do you look like Solid Sna-"
"It's your turn boy!"
Enaku smiled. "I'm Enaku! I love Hinata-hime! I like Hana, Choji, and Naruto because they don't think I'm creepy... well, mostly... I hate Hishou, he brings darkness to the world, and he is pure evil!"
Hishou, as he does, fell asleep during this short rant. Hana started poking him. "He looks so cute when he's sleeping, doesn't he?"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...Why did they stick me with the weirdos?"
"Anyway, I became a shinobi mainly because my father wanted me to, I heard he's a pretty big guy in Konoha..."
"And what would your father's name be?"
"Keri Enraku!" Never before had a single name had this much effect. Ryumura fell from his tree perch, nearly breaking his neck in the process. This actually caused Hishou to wake up, a stunned look on his face.
"Keri Enraku, Head of the Konoha Medical Corps?" Ryumura was nearly having a seizure on the ground. He struggled to open his mouth.
"Enrakuしなければならない理由は?彼は私の娘を盗むのに、私が嫌悪感を抱いている敵と試みた
"Speak Japanese, Sensei!" Enaku gave him a couple slaps.
"Erm... sorry. By contrived coincidence, Enraku happens to be my old teammate (My very scary teammate...)"
"WHAT?! How would you not know the last names of your own new squads?!"
"Erm...
Flashback no Justu!
The Third Hokage stared out into the full room of Jonin. "Today, we will be giving you your assignments for Genin. Kakashi, you will lead Team 7, consisting of Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke."
"I guess that's fair." The masked man didn't look away from his questionable reading material.
"Kurenai, you will lead Team 8, consisting of Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuga Hinata, and Aburame Shino."
"I won't let you down, Hokage-sama."
"Asuma, you will lead Team 10, consisting of Akimichi Choji, Yamanaka Ino, and Nara Shikamaru."
"I get the Ino-Shika-Cho Trio Part 2, huh?"
"ramayouleadteam11consistingofjackjwilliamsamandaryukenshin"
A noncommital grunt came from the corner.
"And Yami Ryumu- Where's Ryumura?!"
End Flashback no Jutsu
Enaku had an eyebrow raised. "Wait, how could you flashback to something you weren't there for-"
"MOVING ON! Anyway, introductions aren't important. Now, in order to pass my test-"
"What test?!"
"The test that determines whether you become actually Genin or not. Didn't I mention it?"
"NO!"
"Oh, well... I did now. Anyway, the test is a simple survival excersise, which will take place at this training ground tomorrow, at 7 P.M. Any questions?"
Hana raised her hand. "You never answered the tree question from before."
"The answer to that is something that your fragile mind is better off not knowing. So I'll tell you anyway!"
