Hi guys well I hope yall liked chapter 1 cuz here is chapter 2 for ya.

I understand the first chapter was a bit short and rushed but that is just a downfall of mine I am trying to kill.

Oh and I decided that there is no Hokage and that this is like the regular world in Konaha Japan.

I don't own Naruto.

Anyway here is part 2 .


The layer of darkness lifted slightly to see a room with all sorts of things Naruto had never seen before. He saw his Dad and some other lady talking to him. He looked sad and angry at the same time. All Naruto could remember was being thrown down and being punched really really hard. He then felt the pain. He felt like a bolder had crushed his stomach or something around it and his head felt like shattered glass. He somehow found the strength to speak.

"Daddy what's going on?" He spoke

Minato quickly turned to see his son with tired eyes and an expression on his face like he was in a ton of pain, which he obviously was.

Minato knelt by the side of the bed next to his son.

"It's going to be ok Naruto just lay down. You've been through a lot lately "

"But where are we?" Naruto said

"We are at the hospital. You got hurt bad so I took you here to get all better" Minato said trying to be gentle

"Can we go home now?"

"Can we?" Minato asked the nurse

"Yes sir you may leave. Just ask for a SB MAJOR pamphlet at the front desk and have Naruto take it easy for say 3-4 weeks. If he has any small pains some Advil should do the trick. With any major pains bring him back here right away" said the nurse.

Minato and the nurse helped Naruto up and she removed his IV. Then they put Naruto in a wheel chair and took him to the check out desk.

"Hello" said Minato "just checking out Naruto Namikaze oh and I need a SB Major pamphlet please."

"What ever" said the attendant as she did just that. She looked bored out of her mind.

Minato then wheeled Naruto to his truck and they drove home.

At the Namikaze residence…..

"Kushina we're home!" Minato yelled as he wheeled Naruto into the house.

"Oh Naruto my baby where is he" was he reply

"Right here don't worry"

Kushina ran to the door and scooped up her 3-year-old son.

She let out a tear or sadness and relief as she took Naruto up to bed for the night

In Minato and Kushina's room….

"So will he be alright?" Kushina asked Minato.

"Apparently not his skull was cracked and the punch caused him to have SB MAJOR whatever that means,"

"That is terrible!"

"Yea and that's not all. The Doctor said that because of it he can never have sex because it would cause his Prostate to give out and fall apart…"

"NO!"

"I know right I had the same reaction"

"But this is extreme! It could ruin his life if we told him"

"Well I guess we have no choice but be can't tell him now. When He is old enough to understand we can tell him"

"I guess your right but still be should be cautious approaching because even so it could ruin his life"

"Well until then as long as he has no swelling he should be fine. When he starts puberty he apparently need to have his prostate "milked" daily to avoid build up"

"Yes ok"

When Naruto is 7 He starts at Konaha elm.

"Well off you go Naruto have a great first day!" Minato said to Naruto in the back seat of the truck.

"K by Daddy" Naruto said back.

Naruto hopped out of the truck and waved good-bye. He then walked into the stream of other kids walking inside the school. He finally found room 9 and walked in and sat down at a table with a bucket of crayons and markers on it. He looked around to see a lot of kids. Even some of his friends. Sakura, Kiba, Shino and Neji all sat at his table. The teacher finally walked in.

"Hello kids I am Mr. Iruka and all this year we are going to have a lot of fun!" he said

Naruto wasn't listening though. He couldn't take his eyes of Sakura. Her green eyes, her pink hair and her pale skin. Ever since the incident she was a little nervous around him because she didn't know if he would be the same.

(ah first grade love I remember mine :D )

Naruto hardly listened o Iruka sensei drabble on about the "daily routine" and what not and cared to think about whatever it is that a non-testosterone filled kid thinks about when they think they have "fallen in love".

Finally it was almost lunchtime.

"…..so remember boys and girls the lunchroom is straight down the hall. Oh and umm" Iruka said as he looked at a clipboard "ah Naruto Namikaze I would like for you to stay for a few minuets. I need to talk to you."

"OOOOOO" taunted the other students as they walked out.

"What is it Mr. Iruka?" asked Naruto.

"Ah Naruto I just wanted to tell you that your parents called the school and the said because of your SB you need to go to the nurse every day after recess ok?"

"Ok I will Mr. Iruka."

At Lunch….

"Ewww" Naruto said as he looked at the stuff in his lunchbox. His mom had packed him a few Japanese pickles and carrots. The only good stuff was a rapped up Dango. So Naruto ate only that and threw the rest away.

"You know your mom works hard to make that food for you. Throwing it away is a waste of food money and effort," Shino said to him.

"Whatever" said Naruto as he walked off to recess.

At recess…..

Naruto instantly loved the playground. It had monkey bars, swings, a blacktop with basketball nets and chalk and lots more. Naruto ran around and played hard but was careful to avoid Sasuke and Jugo though. In fact when Naruto was avoiding them he wasn't watching where he was going and tripped right on the edge of some stairs. He landed a bit lower than his stomach and it hurt a lot more than is seemed it should have. The impact caused him to cry alerting Mr. Itachi ( a teen aid ) to run to him. Remembering Naruto's condition he rushed him to the nurse. (that is ironic because Naruto was headed there any way in a few minuets)


Poor Naruto he always seems to get hurt….

I wrote the school stuff based on my experiences in pre-school to first grade kinda. Not including the injury thing…

Well I will be sure to update these asap please read and review.

Heh heh guess who the nurse is…

See you all soon.