It was a lovely morning, the Sun is shining upon the destructions dealt upon the city by countless villains as Ryu and Amaterasu went to an ice-cream shop.
Issun: Why are we here again?
Ryu: For me to complete such a dangerous and grueling training in order to find myself, I must complete one of the dangerous task that any sane man could ever take on...
Issun: Eat ice-cream?
Ryu: No. Brain freeze.
Issun: Wait what?
Ryu: Legends say that those who completed the training in the art of brain freeze... never got to live to tell the tale.
Issun: Seriously?! Where did you get that information, exactly?
Ryu: From the most trusted source of news, the Internet.
Issun: What's the Internet?
Ryu: My friend Ken showed it to me. It's very fascinating!
Issun: I feel like an old man already. How much things have been invented?!
As they got inside, the cold temperture the place was of course in a mess but the electricity in the building was still working...somehow.
Issun: Man this place is cold! But I don't see any snow in here!.. Wait! Is it the working of a demon?
Ryu: It's the air-conditioner. It makes the area here colder than normal.
Issun: ...I have no idea what that is.
Amaterasu: *barks happily*
Issun: You like this place? Eh, good for you. I'll just stay close with your fur thank you very much.
Ryu: *walks to the counter* I would like to order an ice-cream! Vanilla if you will!
Issun: Have it ever crossed your mind that maybe, just maybe people have already evacuated from this place?
Ryu: ...huh. That actually does make sense.
Then, another person came into the shop.
Dante: I would like one strawberry sundae if you will~
Issun: Seriously?
Dante: Hmm? Ammy? Ryu? The heck you guys doing here?
Ryu: Obtaining ice cream for training. You?
Dante: Same. Minus the training part. I'm pretty sure they still got some at the freezer.
Issun: Freezer?
Dante: Man you two are so dated... I can understand the dog not knowing these things but you Ryu? What's your excuse?
Ryu: I do not need the assistance of technology to aid myself in everything I do.
Dante: You don't have the money for it?
Ryu:...
Dante:...
Ryu: ...quiet.
Dante: No need to hide it. You can always ask me for some cash. Or not. My business isn't looking so good. Who knew demon attacks are like, nonexistance these day?
Amaterasu*barks*
Ryu: What is it boy? Er, I mean girl.
Cashier: Hello there!
Ryu: Aaah! You scared me!
Cashier: My apologies. I heard that the two of you would like to buy some of these delicious ice creams?
Dante: Yep. Give me a strawberry sundae.
Ryu: And one vanilla ice cream for me please!
Cashier: Of course! Now would the cute lil doggy want one?
Amaterasu: *gets on the counter and starts to attack the cashier*
Dante: No! Bad doggy! *gets Amaterasu off the counter* What is your problem?! I was about to get my sundae too!
Cashier: Damn mongrel-
Issun: Uh, are humans suppose to go green whenever they get angry? I thought it was only when they get sick.
Amaterasu: *uses her Celestial Brush aka her ink-tipped tail to draw a circle on the cashier*
Super Skrull: BLAST IT ALL! How can you transform me back?!
Dante: You! You tried to kill off Joe!
Super Skrull: You damn right I did! Can't believe the Bobble-Head brat was strong enough to not die against me in seconds!
Ryu: Yeah I was wondering about that one-
Super Skrull: Now that you know about my true form, I can't let you live!!
Dante: *gets out his giant sword* Man you're annoying. You really aren't that different from any demons I had for breakfast.
Ryu: You eat your own kind?! Doesn't surprise me however.
Dante: It was a metaphor. *jumps up into the air to slice Super Skrull in half but was met with a fire infused stone fist to the face instead* Gyaah!! Oh you're gonna get it! *uses both of his guns, Ebony and Ivory to shoot Super Skrull in the face*
Super Skrull*dodges* Anyone up for some roasted demons?!
Ryu: Oh God I'm gonna be sick-
Issun: Pretty sure he's just trying to taunt Demon Boy there Ryu.
Super Skrull: *turns into a ball of inferno, melting all the available ice cream on display*
Ryu:NOOOO!!!! You sick-twisted monster!
Ryu then readies his fist and starts punching Super Skrull's stomach, temporarily stunning him. Amaterasu then uses her Celestial Brush to strike down thunder from the sky and onto the villainous alien.
Super Skrull: AAAARRGHH!!
Issun: Hah! Was that too 'shocking' for you?
Super Skrull then lashes out a barrage of attacks with elastic and deadly burning rocky fists towards everyone. Both Dante and Amaterasu were able to dodge using Quicksilver Style and Mist respectively while Ryu was busy guarding himself, waiting for the perfect chance to strike.
Super Skrull: I'mma tenderize ya reeeeal good!
Then, in a split moment...
Ryu: SHIN-
Ryu punches Super Skrull with every ounch of strenght he has in that human body of his really hard and begins to use one of his most powerful attacks.
Ryu:SHOR-
Super Skrull: I can't feel my everything!!
Ryu: YU...KEEEEEN!!!
Super Skrull was then blasted off to the roof and into the vast horizons, never to be seen again.
Amaterasu: *victory howl*
Ryu: *checks the ice cream on display* Nooo, all of them are...burnt.
Dante*slowly walks up to Ryu from the side and pats him on the back* Shh, it's okay buddy. I'm sure we'll find some for you someplace else.
Issun: Yeah and you'll totally eat all the ice cream you want!
Ryu: Aahh you guys.
All: *laughs*
And so their day ended with happiness in their heart even after the massacre of their delicious ice cream. Will they continue to have such fun adventures or will it all end in misery? Find out next time!
