EPOV

Bella is the most smart and beautiful being that I have ever seen. Her hair is as brown as chocolate, long and silky. Her face is as pale as one of our kinds. Her teeth are as white as clouds. Her eyes are mesmerizing. Once you look into them, you almost forget what you are going to say. Thank God for my awesome vampire memory.

"Are you sure?" I asked her.

She looked up. "Yet Edward," she said a little put out. That stung, even though I don't have emotions.

"Eddykins?" Rosalie's musical voice said as she walked into the room. "Aren't you supposed to be entertaining the 'company?'"

I scowled. Just because we lie about Rosalie and Emmett's and Jasper and Alice's 'relationship' status together, means that the humans must thinks that they're boyfriend/girlfriend.

Rosalie and Emmett are actually married. Vampires never age, so since Rosalie is, like, 80 or something, and Emmett is just a tad younger, we've built a house for the "siblings" Alice and Emmett to live in while we have company over. We don't want people to think that they live on the street or live with some weirdo that isn't our type or being.

Jasper and Rosalie portray as my siblings.

And Jasper and Alice are married too.

Of course, our adoptive parents, Carlisle and Esme are married too.

I'm stuck at 17 forever. (The sad, pathetic and embarrassing part about all of this is that I'm the only virgin in my family.)

Emmett teases me on a daily basis and thinks about it ever 5 seconds. (A/N: read below!) I tell him to "Shut the frick up you prick!!" and if that doesn't work, I tell him about how Rosalie saved him from being mauled by a bear. That definitely shuts him up.

Emmett doesn't like anyone to think that he was a weak, pathetic thing that got saved by a girl. But he's glad that girl was Rosalie. And he thinks about their nights ALL DAY LONG!!!

"Edwardo? Hello?" Rosalie said nicely. Something bad must be coming toward me. She chucked a book at me. I caught it gracefully before it took out my left side of my face.

"Crap," Rosalie said as she scowled. She set the tray with lemonade and popcorn on it on the side table. She pointed to the door and yelled, "Get out!!!!"

Emmett appeared at the door. "Hey babe," he said to Rosalie and she made a dreamy face. Ewwwww…… no way I'll think that out loud, I thought to myself.

"Edward," he continued. "The Wii isn't responding." Jasper smashed it, he thought.

"Did Jasper smash it?" I asked him.

"No. Psssht! Yeah right. Jasper would smash your Wii," he said as he panicked.

"Emmett?" I pressured.

"Fine. He smooshed it. I beat him on Wii Music and he was totally pissed off! I couldn't stop bragging. I finally beat him!" he exclaimed as he smiled. Too bad he can't use his mood-changing power to calm himself down, he thought.

"Wow! Wii music is a really manly game!" I said.

"Shut up Edward," Bella said. "He can be happy no matter what. Don't bring him down."

"Thank you Bella," Emmett said. " At least one person enjoys my presence."

I can read other people's minds. It's my power. I've gained it ever since I've become a vampire.

I can't read only one person's mind. It eats at me every second of the day.

That person is Bella Swan.