A/N Woo! Chapter two! Alright, I know the last chapter was super short, so this one is going to be a good size one. Just remember that good sized doesn't always mean long...heheh. Yeah, enjoy!

Dinner

I got dressed in a pair of capri's and a Twilight, Team Edward ( no offense to Team Jacob fans, I like him too, just not with Bella ) T-shirt. I went downstairs and saw my mother.

"What took you so long, Ruby?" she asked. As if she doesn't already know.

"Attacked by tweedle dum and tweedle dumber." I replied. She nodded, and smiled reassuringly.

"Then you'll have to get them back." she smiled. I returned it. Don't you just want her as your mother?

"How so, mother dearest?" I asked.

She laughed. "Put a mouse in Cody's bed, and a snake in Justin. Make sure it's not venomous, though. I don't want to physically hurt any of my children." Really bad? How many mothers you know tell their children how to pull pranks on their other children? Yeah, really not many.

"A venomous snake wouldn't hurt us, we're vampires." I pointed out.

"Right." she smiled. "Sorry, I was thinking like a human."

I laughed. "It's okay. And, thanks. This time I'll record it and put it on youtube too."

She hugged me. "That's my girl. We have to fight for our rights, here." I love my mommy!

"Mom, you should seriously talk to Emma on changing the law so girls are equals. I want Vanfare Ville to be like what you told me America is like."

She sighed. "Brenan won't change his mind. Men don't want women to have power, or authority because then we will overcome them."

"And their too chicken for a good match." I chimed. Well it's true. If they weren't scared we would take over they would give us equal rights.

She laughed. "Okay, let's go. The boys and your father are already headed to Ricky's."

"Of course they are, that's why it is so quiet. But mom...do we really have to go there? I hate Ricky." I complained.

She had her mother look now. "Ruby Molk, you don't hate anyone." And now she is just like any other mom...

"Yes I do. I hate Ricky. He's been an ass to me since the first time I met him. He's always saying mean things, and ganging up on me with Cody and Justin..." I argued.

"Enough with the hatefulness young lady! And watch your mouth! We are going to the dinner, and I don't want to hear one more word of all this hating! That boy lost his father, and he is just going through some hard times. Cut him some slack." she hissed. Oh yeah. I forgot Freddie died in an accident.

I sighed. "Fine, mother." Let her get her cool back.

She calmed down. "I'm sorry, Ruby. It's just that...Freddie was a good guy. And I mean, I never really cared for Ashley, but she needs us over there to keep her company. She misses Freddie, and he would like us to do this. So, don't not go because of some silly boy. Alright?" It's back.

I smiled. "It's okay mom. I'll go. But I want to be with you at all times."

She smiled. "Of course, not let's go."

We walked to Ashley's house, and were joking around. The night went along pretty smooth, the boys stayed upstairs and I never saw Ricky the whole time. That was a plus. I just talked to Ashley mostly about puppies and kittens, her favorite animals. My parents just watched, happy that I was being pleasant to Ashley, even though I didn't want to be there. Just as the night was ending, the boys came down. Ricky just stared at me, like it was the first time he has seen me. Which is true, I haven't seen him since his father's funeral, and even then he wasn't really paying attention to me.

He smiled. "Hi, Ruby. Nice to see you." He is so just messing with me...

I smiled. "Mmm. Same." Okay, so I lied. But what was I suppose to say? 'I hate your guys and I hope you burn in hell'. Yeah, that would have went well.

"You've grown up." He noticed. Please tell me he isn't hitting on me as some stupid joke. I mean, he's eighteen. I'm fifteen.

"Yeah." I nodded.

"You should come by more often. I haven't seen you since you were thirteen." Yeah, because then you became popular and had other kids to pick on, jerk.

"Sorry. I'm kind of busy." I declined.

His face fell. Yeah, sorry. Your going to have to rearrange your schedule to pick on someone else.

"Maybe you could come over our house. She's there a lot, even though she is busy." Cody offered. "Plus, we could play guitar hero. You need practice." he laughed.

Ricky chuckled. "Sounds good. Tomorrow morning?" he asked.

"Sure." Justin agreed. Then he looked at me. "That means you have to actually wake up before seven."

"Why are you even agreeing? Your going to school tomorrow." I pointed out. "And mind your own business. I can wake up whenever I want. I wouldn't wake up early for anyone. Not even Joe Jonas." And I love Joe Jonas.

"What about for Edward? Would you wake up early for him?" teased Cody. Yeah, they know a little about my obsessions. Only because I talk about them all the time just to annoy them. Heh.

"Okay, his real name is Robert Pattinson, he is just playing Edward in the movie. And...maybe I would." I smiled. Okay I so would but they don't need to know that!

He laughed. I was serious! Ugh! Why can't he take me seriously? "What? The dude is hot!Plus, he has a happy trail! Happy trails lead to happy places!" I exclaimed. It's true. Look it up if you don't believe me.

Everyone was laughing by the time I said that, except Ricky. He had some weird expression on his face. Wonder what's wrong with him..oh wait. No I don't.

We said our good-byes and left. Well, my parents and I did. Cody and Justin were coming home at eleven. So, I basically had three hours to set up the traps for my brothers. Plenty of time. I went out in the back yard, and found some cute little snakes, and some adorable baby mice. I put them in their places, on my brothers beds, then set up the camera's and went downstairs for a root beer. Yeah, we don't have to just drink blood. We can enjoy human food too, it's just not as good and it doesn't help our hunger.

Mom and dad were on the couch, watching some movie. I sighed. I had to wait for my brothers to come home. That will be in like an hour...

"Hey. We decided to come home early. We're kinda tired and we wanted to get some extra sleep because he is coming over early tomorrow." Cody said. Wow. This works nice.

"Yeah, seriously though Ruby, you should wake up early."

"Sorry, he's no Robert Pattinson." I smiled. Obviously.

They both just looked at me, and then Justin whispered to Cody thinking I couldn't hear, "He was right. She really does look older, now that I take a good look at her." What the hell?

Cody just nodded. Hmm...I'm confused.

"What?" I asked, irritated.

They both shook their heads. "Nothing." Then they both went upstairs and I waited where I was. They are talking bullshit. Oh well, they should be getting a little surprise right about...

Cody screamed first, then Justin's screams followed. They both came running back down the stairs and were rambling about what made them scream to my dad. Mom was holding back laughter. Told you she was the best!

This was my time to make it so I wouldn't get in trouble. I ran upstairs, collected the animals and put them outside again. Then I collected the tapes and was back downstairs before I was missed. Piece of cake.

"Just, come look." Cody pleaded to father.

Dad sighed. "Alright, it better be important." Oh, it's not. And even if they were telling the truth you would get pissed...

He went upstairs with them, found nothing of course, then yelled at them. Mom and I started laughing.

"Wow. Where did you put them?" Mom asked.

"Back outside. I wouldn't want them to get hurt."

She smiled. "Of course not, Sweetie."

They all came back downstairs. Dad continued the movie with Mom and I went upstairs, Cody and Justin close behind.

"You believe us, right?" Cody asked.

"About what?" I asked, pretending to be stupid.

"That there were mice in his bed, and there were snakes in mine." Justin said. Yeah, there was.

I turned to them once I was right in front of my door. "Snakes and mice would make you scream?" Yeah, it would.

"Well..."

"Snakes and mice can't hurt you. It would be foolish for a vampire to be scared of them. But, I believe you. Because, I think your foolish." I smiled. It's true. I do think they are foolish..no wait. I lied. I know they are foolish.

They sighed, relieved. "Thanks for not thinking we're crazy." Cody said. Hahah, I still think that, just not about this subject!

I smiled wider. "Your welcome." Then I went in my room and went on the computer. I quickly uploaded the newest videos to my blackmail account on youtube called, 'SpyGirl.' I put all my black mail videos on there. Of everyone that annoys me, I get a blackmail video of them and put it up there. Guess who are my number one stars? If you guess Cody, Justin and Ricky your correct.

I yawned. Eh. I'll go to bed earlier. I should probably barricade my door so when Cody and Justin find out about the videos online they don't kill me. Though I doubt they will because they haven't yet. But...you can never be too safe.

I went into a peaceful sleep.

A/N Okay so...that wasn't very long, I know. But I can say it was long then the other chapter! This one has two thousand words, believe it or not. So, please review! And I promis I will work on the next chapter this weekend, maybe two. Depends on if I get reviews and stuff :D - Sam